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Signs
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Slow Parking Ahead
Road sign
Signs
In King's Canyon in California
I Stand 4 Good Posture
Protest sign
Signs
Posture
Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
Sign
Signs
By order of the District Council
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
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Signs
“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
Sign
Signs
Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals
Sign
Signs
One of Us, or Perhaps Both of Us, May Be Correct
Protest sign
Signs
Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour
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Signs
Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69
Sign
Signs
Born Again Auto Sales
Business name
Signs
In Merrick in New York
Watch your step. Watch your mouth.
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Signs
At entrance and exit of the I.R.S.
Suppose you can get what you want.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Check your bill, it may be added wrong.
Fortune cookie
Signs
CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut
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Signs
In an airplane cockpit
We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.
Protest sign
Signs
Callahan Tunnel/No End
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Signs
In downtown Boston
Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches
Sign
Signs
On a menu
ALL CAPITAL LETTERS MEANS I’M SERIOUS!
Protest sign
Signs
Protest Signs Are An INEFFECTUAL Way Of Communicating NUANCED VIEWS On Issues That CANNOT & SHOULD NOT Be Reduced to SIMPLE PITHY SLOGANS
Protest sign
Signs
Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.
Sign
Signs
At a fitness center
Den of Antiquities
Business name
Signs
Numerous antiques stores
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