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Subject:
Signs
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FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast
Sign
Signs
At a motel
If you require room service, please open door and shout, "Room service!”
Sign
Signs
Sign in an Egyptian hotel
100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife
Sign
Signs
An apparel label
St. Varentines’ Day
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Signs
Translations
Sign at a shop in Japan
Vinyl Resting Place
Business name
Signs
2nd hand record shop in England
Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?
Protest sign
Science/Weather
Signs
This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read
Sign
Signs
Wise guise
Sign
Signs
On shelves of camouflage apparel
We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.
Sign
Signs
At a farm equipment dealership
The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.
Sign
Signs
Outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales
Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners
Sign
Signs
Translations
Posted on a sidewalk tree
Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
Label
Signs
On a cup of take-out coffee
Hidden Cache
Sign
Signs
In Ottawa
Quad City Area Critter Fixers
Business name
Signs
Animal hospital in Moline Illinois
Temperance Liquors
Business name
Signs
In Schroeder MN
My Dung
Restaurant name
Signs
In Rosemead CA
No smoothen the lion
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Label
Signs
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter
The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
I Stand 4 Good Posture
Protest sign
Signs
Posture
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