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Subject:
Signs
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Cyclepath
Business name
Signs
Bicycle shop in Athens Ohio
Glass – Do Not Hump
Sign
Signs
On a store display case
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
Sign
Signs
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Label
Signs
On a bar of Dial soap
Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts
Know Knew Books
Business name
Signs
A used book store in Palo Alto CA
Body & Sole
Business name
Signs
Several salons and spas
Vinyl Resting Place
Business name
Signs
2nd hand record shop in England
A Flush Beats A Full House!
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck
Please do not smile at strangers
Sign
Signs
In a subway
Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT
Sign
Signs
Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Plastering contractor
Business name
Signs
Band name
Stinky Moose Diaper Services
Business name
Signs
Alberta Canada
Rugsuckers
Business name
Signs
Carpet cleaning service in Minneapolis
Historic Nutt House Hotel
Business Name
Signs
In Granbury Texas
Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]
Sign
Signs
Protest sign
These items may or may not be available at all times, and sometimes not at all and other times all the time.
Sign
Signs
From a menu in Fort Bragg CA
WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Dog Walk
No Pets Allowed
Signs
Signs
Two adjoining signs at a rest stop in Georgia
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