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Subject:
Signs
(Page 6)
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
Label
Signs
On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia
You are surrounded by fortune hunters.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Warning: product will be hot after heating.
Label
Signs
On a pudding packet
Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks
Sign
Signs
In a restroom
Warning: knives are sharp!
Label
Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here
Sign
Signs
In the window of an Oregon store
S.A.D. DECOR
Store name
Signs
Store name
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
Translation
Signs
Sports
Translations
On a basketball video game in Japan
Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday
Sign
Signs
In a Los Angeles dance hall
Stock up and save! Limit one per customer.
Sign
Signs
In a department store
No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby
Sign
Signs
In an apartment house
The Mug Shot
Business name
Signs
A coffee shop
Honeymooner's Gun Shop
Business name
Signs
Gun shop in West Virginia
Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
Sign
Signs
In a New Jersey restaurant
Because there is the situation when a step is bad, please be careful.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in Japan
Trelawny Gun Club – No Shooting
Sign
Signs
Gone Fission
Sign
Signs
On a scientist's door
I’m Teabagging 4 Jesus
Protest sign
Signs
Feats of Clay
Sign
Signs
A pottery shop
Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
Sign
Signs
In a New England church
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