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Subject:
Signs
(Page 60)
Do not use me. I am possessed.
Sign
Signs
On a copy machine
Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz
Sign
Signs
Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain
Sign
Signs
Above a drinking fountain
Bung Hole
Restaurant name
Signs
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Fortune cookie
Signs
NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA
Sign
Signs
In the middle of a field containing no water at a national park
HUNG LONG • Video Rental…
Store name
Signs
Walk Only
Sign
Signs
On a handicapped wheelchair sign
Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour
Sign
Signs
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.
Label
Signs
On a product called ‘Rubber Band Shooter’
Jock's Trap Lounge
Business name
Signs
Bar & restaurant in Detroit
Quad City Area Critter Fixers
Business name
Signs
Animal hospital in Moline Illinois
Do not consume
Label
Signs
On Home Depot treated lumber
Tokyo Roe’s Sushi Palace
Store name
Signs
Half Fast Subs
Business name
Signs
Sandwich shop in Boulder Colorado
Board to Death
Store name
Signs
Board & Video Games
Yumi
Business name
Signs
Ice cream distributor in Texas
No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Sign
Signs
NM
On A ski lift in Taos
Thermostadt
Store name
Signs
Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees
Sign
Signs
At an animal park
I Masturbate and I VOTE – but not usually at the same time
Protest sign
Signs
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