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Subject:
Signs
(Page 60)
Do not use orally.
Label
Signs
On a toilet bowl cleaning brush
Curl Harbor
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles
Sign
Signs
Ears Pierced While You Wait
Sign
Signs
In a jeweler's shop
Not for human consumption.
Label
Signs
Black rubber fishing worm
Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter
Sign
Signs
In an airport
Norman D Landing
Business name
Signs
A military shop in the UK
Butt Drugs
Business name
Signs
A pharmacy in Corydon Indiana
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Bumper sticker
Signs
A A All-Vac-O-Matic Central Suction Systems
Business name
Signs
BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS
Sign
Signs
PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed
Sign
Signs
On a retail store door in Stevens Point WI
Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!
Road sign
Signs
Yeah, Well, You Know, That’s Just Like, Uh, Your Opinion Man.
Protest sign
Signs
No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals
Sign
Signs
DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
Sign
Signs
Mammoth Erections
Business name
Signs
Concrete contractor in Austin Texas
Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck
Sign
Signs
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Sign
Signs
In a Norwegian lounge
This Is Eat
Signs
Signs
A small restaurant in the Phillippines
Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
Fortune cookie
Signs
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