Subject: Signs (Page 60)

May irritate eyes.

Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend

Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!

Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up

Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine

Read the Bible – It Will Scare the Hell Out of You

When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur

Sliced Children with broccoli…

Grace – Cock Flavoured soup mix

Caution: Shoots rubber bands.

CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.

When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape

Taxed Enoungh [sic] Already!

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You

No smoothen the lion

Pu Pu Hot Pot

Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

Protest Signs Are An INEFFECTUAL Way Of Communicating NUANCED VIEWS On Issues That CANNOT & SHOULD NOT Be Reduced to SIMPLE PITHY SLOGANS