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Subject:
Signs
(Page 60)
May irritate eyes.
Label
Signs
On a can of self-defense pepper spray
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
Sign
Signs
Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!
Sign
Signs
Man sitting at side of road
Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up
Sign
Signs
Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine
Sign
Signs
Read the Bible – It Will Scare the Hell Out of You
Sign
Signs
At a church
When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur
Sign
Signs
At a church
Sliced Children with broccoli…
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a menu in China
Grace – Cock Flavoured soup mix
Signs
Signs
Food packaging
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.
Label
Signs
On a product called ‘Rubber Band Shooter’
CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.
Sign
Signs
When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape
Bumper sticker
Signs
Duct tape
Taxed Enoungh [sic] Already!
Protest sign
Signs
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
Sign
Signs
To Take Notice of Safe – The Slippery Are Very Crafty
Translation
Signs
A caution sign in Japan
Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You
Sign
Signs
No smoothen the lion
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
Pu Pu Hot Pot
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in Cambridge MA
Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.
Label
Signs
Inside a protective bag (for fragile objects) which measures 6” X 6” X 5”
If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Protest Signs Are An INEFFECTUAL Way Of Communicating NUANCED VIEWS On Issues That CANNOT & SHOULD NOT Be Reduced to SIMPLE PITHY SLOGANS
Protest sign
Signs
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