Subject: Signs (Page 60)

Do not use orally.

Curl Harbor

CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles

Ears Pierced While You Wait

Not for human consumption.

Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter

Norman D Landing

Butt Drugs

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

A A All-Vac-O-Matic Central Suction Systems

BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS

PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed

Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!

Yeah, Well, You Know, That’s Just Like, Uh, Your Opinion Man.

No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals

DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law

Mammoth Erections

Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

This Is Eat

Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.