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Subject:
Signs
(Page 61)
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
No Postage Necessary If Mauled in the United States
On a prepaid envelope
Signs
Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong
Sign
Signs
Beware Walking Dead
Lighted road sign
Signs
Lighted road sign
Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.
Sign
Signs
BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here
Sign
Signs
The Borror [sic] is the Slave of the Lender. How Do Your Chains Feel America?
Protest sign
Signs
CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!
Sign
Signs
Home of the Ho-Made Pies
Sign
Signs
In Mt Carmel Junction Utah
Husbands Should Come With Instructions
Bumper sticker
Signs
Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus
Sign
Signs
Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.
Sign
Signs
On a plumber’s truck
Please Do Not Use – Demo Only
Sign
Signs
On a display toilet in a store
Clear’s Looking At You, Inc.
Business name
Signs
Restaurant services in New York City
Fruit-Filled Ministries
Business name
Signs
A storefront church and bakery in Talladega Alabama
Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
Sign
Signs
In a veterinarian's waiting room
You're too good for him.
Sign
Signs
In a woman’s restroom
We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets
Sign
Signs
On the door of a restaurant
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One
Protest sign
Beliefs
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Signs
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Feman
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Signs
Translations
Sign over a women’s restroom
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