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Subject:
Signs
(Page 61)
Do not consume
Label
Signs
On Home Depot treated lumber
SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
Sign
Signs
Why Not Try Tossing Ove Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
Label
Signs
On a packet of Sun-Maid raisins
Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic
Sign
Signs
Translations
At a parking garage exit
OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves
Sign
Signs
At a park
Hard Wok Cafe
Business name
Signs
A Chinese take-out restaurant
Warning: contains nuts
Label
Signs
Sainsbury's peanuts
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available
Sign
Signs
No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
Sign
Signs
‘nuff said
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
Sign
Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
This product must be cooked before eating.
Label
Signs
Swanson TV Dinners
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Label
Signs
On a VCR box
Legal Grounds Coffeehouse
Business name
Signs
Name of shop next door to law offices
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a zoo in Thailand
Strictly no climbing picnics
Sign
Signs
At a picnic ground
After opening, keep upright.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of milk
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Label
Signs
Batman Costume warning label
Wrekin Construction
Business name
Signs
Construction company in the United Kingdom
Caution: Nuts Crossing Road
Sign
Signs
At a Macadamia nut farm in Hawaii
This Church Is Prayer Conditioned
Sign
Signs
At a church
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