Subject: Signs (Page 61)

No Postage Necessary If Mauled in the United States

Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong

Beware Walking Dead

Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.

BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here

The Borror [sic] is the Slave of the Lender. How Do Your Chains Feel America?

CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!

Home of the Ho-Made Pies

Husbands Should Come With Instructions

Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

Please Do Not Use – Demo Only

Clear’s Looking At You, Inc.

Fruit-Filled Ministries

Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

You're too good for him.

We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets

Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One

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