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Subject:
Signs
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Swift, courteous self-service
Signs
At a cafeteria
Walkin's Welcome
Sign
Signs
At a nail salon
Take care to fall into water
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day
Sign
Signs
On a Father’s Day store display
Lets keep the Tea – Dump The Polititions [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
God Shows No Favoritism, But Our Sign Guy Does – Go Cubs!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Open seven days a week and weekends.
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant
Fragile. Do not drop.
Label
Signs
Posted on a Boeing 757
Warning – Please Look Under Your Vehicle for Penguins
Sign
Signs
Bigass Beer
Store name
Signs
In Memphis
QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$
Sign
Signs
Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen
Sign
Signs
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Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess
Sign
Signs
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven."
Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
Sign
Signs
At a church
Cherry Poppers
Business name
Signs
Ice cream company
I Want It All and I Want It Delivered
Bumper sticker
Signs
Frisky Business
Business name
Signs
Numerous pet groomers and adult boutiques
Coca-Cora
Sign
Signs
On a soft drink display in China
Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church
Church sign
Signs
SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range
Sign
Signs
Caution! Contents hot!
Label
Signs
On a Domino's Pizza box
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