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Subject:
Signs
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Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do not spray in eyes.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of Windex
Mental Health Prevention Center
Sign
Signs
In a New York medical building
0% OFF • Select Items – Today
Sign
Signs
Large banner hanging from a store
Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
Sign
Signs
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
Label
Signs
A toilet at a public sports facility
Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…
Sign
Signs
At a church
Mustee
Business name
Signs
Shower manufacturer in Cleveland
God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Open dusk till dawn.
Sign
Signs
At a playground
Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button
Label
Signs
In the instruction manual for a Canon camera
Bea’s Ho-Made Products
Sign
Signs
Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Little Hope Baptist Church
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church in Van Zandt County Texas
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
Label
Signs
On a package of drain opener
Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome
Sign
Signs
Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies
Fortune cookie
Signs
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Instructions
Signs
On an electric kettle
The Turd Burglar – Grieve Septic & Liquid Waste
Sign
Signs
Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday
Sign
Signs
In a Los Angeles dance hall
Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98
Sign
Signs
Outside a carwash
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