Subject: Signs (Page 62)

Do Not Sit in Chairs Unless Using Them for Their Intended Use

Dyno-Mite Hooker Towing Service Inc

If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun

Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned

Out Chopin

The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.

Stoner Drug

Drapes and Sew Much More

Reserved for plant manager.

67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building

S.A.D. DECOR

Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

Carspa – Best hand job

Vagina Tandoori

Strictly no climbing picnics

Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals

Today's Special. [Below it says: So's tomorrow]

Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore

Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls