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Subject:
Signs
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Do Not Sit in Chairs Unless Using Them for Their Intended Use
Sign
Signs
Dyno-Mite Hooker Towing Service Inc
Business name
Signs
In New York City
If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
Sign
Elections/Voting
Signs
Seen in London
Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun
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Signs
Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
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Signs
By order of the District Council
Out Chopin
Sign
Signs
On music teacher's door
The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo exhibit
Stoner Drug
Business Name
Signs
In Rock Port Missouri
Drapes and Sew Much More
Business name
Signs
In Toronto
Reserved for plant manager.
Sign
Signs
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery
67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building
Sign
Signs
S.A.D. DECOR
Store name
Signs
Store name
Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Carspa – Best hand job
Translation
Signs
Translations
A carwash in the Philippines
Vagina Tandoori
Restaurant name
Signs
An Indian restaurant
Strictly no climbing picnics
Sign
Signs
At a picnic ground
Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.
Church sign
Signs
In Montpelier VT
Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals
Sign
Signs
Today's Special. [Below it says: So's tomorrow]
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Signs
At a hardware store in Oregon
Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore
Fortune cookie
Signs
Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls
Sign
Signs
On a golf course
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