Subject: Signs (Page 63)

Your vinyl resting place.

A Happy Time Lets Spend – There is this hand I freeze near, and to wipe a beautiful person, the tears

Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]

Stinky Stork Diaper Service

No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves

Just a shade better.

Warning: High in sodium

If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.

Better Than A Brick

This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk

Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.

Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15

You Bed Your Life

APPLY TODAY – Now Open = Pizza Cook – Qualifications: Not be a Crybag, Masters in S.Y.M. – Shutting Your Mouth – Able to Read Your Schedule

Soul Food Served Here

The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1

QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….

Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.

Wash your hands – Without flu pain.