Subject: Signs (Page 63)

Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine

Urine Goes Here

I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.

Brief Moments

If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave

You Dump It… We Pump It

Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

Drive Carefully – We'll Wait

Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

Make English America’s Offical [sic] Language

Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

No small children

No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves

We dispense with accuracy.

Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up

In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.

Callahan Tunnel/No End

The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.