Subject: Signs (Page 63)

Rook Takes Pawnshop

I. M. Wong

No Shirts – No Shoes – Required

Warning: Not for human consumption

Do not eat if seal is missing.

Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

Pressed For Time

Vagina Tandoori

Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You

Cluck You Chicken

Super G String Cheese

Let’s Get Stoned Inc.

Amigone Funeral Home

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.

Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care

Free rose for mother with gas.

Whore – Amazing Happen NBA

Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor