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Subject:
Signs
(Page 63)
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
Urine Goes Here
Sign
Signs
On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?
Bumper sticker
Signs
If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.
Sign
Signs
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Brief Moments
Sign
Signs
Name of an English lingerie shop
If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave
Sign
Signs
On a slot machine
You Dump It… We Pump It
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck in Pennsylvania
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Label
Signs
Container of Underarm Deodorant
Slip carefully!
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
Drive Carefully – We'll Wait
Sign
Signs
In front of funeral home
Shock Your Mom – Go to Church
Sign
Signs
At a church
Make English America’s Offical [sic] Language
Protest sign
Signs
Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions
Sign
Signs
Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
No small children
Label
Signs
On a laundromat triple washer
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
Label
Signs
On a pair of lambskin gloves
We dispense with accuracy.
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up
Sign
Signs
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
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Signs
Translations
Emergencies
Callahan Tunnel/No End
Sign
Signs
In downtown Boston
The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.
Fortune cookie
Signs
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