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Subject:
Signs
(Page 63)
Our bagels are like vaginas: What’s not to love? – River City Bagel and Bakery…
Sign
Signs
Beaver Cleaners
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Signs
At a dry cleaners
Slow Parking Ahead
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Signs
On road in King's Canyon in California
Your vinyl resting place.
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Signs
In a waterbed shop
Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way
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Signs
All on one signpost
Welcome – Inuman Elementary School
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Signs
Name of a school in the Philippines
The Stalk Market
Business name
Signs
A Hair Off Brady
Business name
Signs
A hair salon just off Brady St. in Davenport Iowa
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms
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Signs
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions
Signs
In a car manual
Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday
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Signs
In a Los Angeles dance hall
Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.
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Signs
A sign correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge
Thurston
Business name
Signs
Discount beverage retailer in Texas
We have medium prices.
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Signs
At a fortune teller’s
Speed Limit 15¾
Road sign
Signs
Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00
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Signs
Patriotic Resisance [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.
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Signs
On the menu of a Chinese restaurant
Rook Takes Pawnshop
Store name
Signs
Oklahoma City
Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Hung Far Low
A Chinese restaurant in Portland OR
Signs
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