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Subject:
Signs
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Rook Takes Pawnshop
Store name
Signs
Oklahoma City
I. M. Wong
Business name
Signs
Tax accountant n San Francisco
No Shirts – No Shoes – Required
Sign
Signs
On shop door
Warning: Not for human consumption
Label
Signs
On tropical fish food
Do not eat if seal is missing.
Label
Signs
On seal
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
Sign
Signs
Over a guest room bed
Pressed For Time
Business name
Signs
A dry cleaning shop in Ireland
Vagina Tandoori
Restaurant name
Signs
An Indian restaurant
Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
Sign
Signs
On an ice machine
Cluck You Chicken
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Sunnyvale California
Super G String Cheese
Sign
Signs
5 oz pkg $1.49
Let’s Get Stoned Inc.
Business name
Signs
A stonemason
Amigone Funeral Home
Sign
Signs
In New York
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Sign
Signs
At a store in Dublin
The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Sign
Signs
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
Translation
Signs
Translations
“Facial and Body Remover”
Free rose for mother with gas.
Sign
Signs
A Mother’s Day gas station sign
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
Translation
Signs
Sports
Translations
On a basketball video game in Japan
Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
Sign
Signs
Translations
In a Mexican elevator
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