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Subject:
Signs
(Page 63)
Your vinyl resting place.
Sign
Signs
In a waterbed shop
A Happy Time Lets Spend – There is this hand I freeze near, and to wipe a beautiful person, the tears
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a t-shirt in Japan
Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]
Sign
Signs
Stinky Stork Diaper Service
Business name
Signs
Staten Island New York
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
Label
Signs
On a pair of lambskin gloves
Just a shade better.
Sign
Signs
On an awning manufacturer’s door
Warning: High in sodium
Label
Signs
On a container of salt
If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.
Sign
Signs
From the safety information card in an America West Airline seat pocket
Better Than A Brick
Business name
Signs
Vehicle unlocking service in Iowa & Illinois
This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk
Sign
Signs
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
Label
Signs
On Depends® adult diapers
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15
Bumper sticker
Signs
You Bed Your Life
Store name
Signs
A bedding store
APPLY TODAY – Now Open = Pizza Cook – Qualifications: Not be a Crybag, Masters in S.Y.M. – Shutting Your Mouth – Able to Read Your Schedule
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant window
Soul Food Served Here
Sign
Signs
At a church
The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1
Sign
Signs
QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$
Sign
Signs
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Bumper sticker
Signs
STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….
Sign
Signs
Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.
Sign
Signs
Wash your hands – Without flu pain.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Japan
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