Subject: Signs (Page 64)

Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00

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To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.

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English Tootering

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Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

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Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

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Mom’s Back Door is Always Open

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Sushi Loco

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I’m Not Threatened By Your Post-Secondary Education

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“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”

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Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk

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International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use

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If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.

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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

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DEAD END • NO U TURN

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Remove Cap Before Drinking

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Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop

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God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

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Belt your family. It's the law.

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Access hole only – not intended for use in lifting box.

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One prick can ruin your life.

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