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Subject:
Signs
(Page 64)
Take care to fall into water
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
My Opinions Change With New Information
Protest sign
Beliefs
Opinion
Signs
Wok Around the Clock
Store name
Signs
Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
Sign
Signs
An optometrist's office
Nob End
British town name
Signs
The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.
Translation
Signs
Translations
24 Minute Parking
Sign
Signs
Alongside a street
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Label
Signs
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME
Sign
Signs
Outside a disco
Keep away from children
Label
Signs
On Little Ones Baby Lotion bottle
When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
You are surrounded by fortune hunters.
Fortune cookie
Signs
James L. Outhouse, QC
Business name
Signs
A lawyer in Digby Nova Scotia
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Doggie Styles
Business Name
Signs
A hot dog stand in Silvis Illinois
The Borror [sic] is the Slave of the Lender. How Do Your Chains Feel America?
Protest sign
Signs
Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
Sign
Signs
At a zoo
Knobs and Knockers
Business name
Signs
Old house furnishings in Dublin Ireland
It’s about time I got out of that cookie.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Atheists For Masturbation
Protest sign
Signs
Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
Sign
Signs
On a restaurant window
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