Subject: Signs (Page 64)

Obama Get You Hand Out of My Pocket! I Can Stimulate Myself!

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The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment

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The Garden Stool

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When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant

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Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond

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PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits

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Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

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Mattie’s Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, “An alternative to Good Eating”

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Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

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Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor

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Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed

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To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.

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Open packet. Eat contents.

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Do not open here.

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And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?

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If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.

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Time Wounds All Heels

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Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures

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A Happy Time Lets Spend – There is this hand I freeze near, and to wipe a beautiful person, the tears

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I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?

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