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Subject:
Signs
(Page 64)
A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign advertising newly re-designed restaurant
Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.
Sign
Signs
Auto Repair Service Station
Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case. Materials: Covering: 100% Unknown Stuffing: 100% Unknown
Ingredients
Signs
On a pillow
Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
Sign
Signs
At a church
Eat, Drink, and Remarry.
Sign
Signs
At a Las Vegas hotel
This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk
Sign
Signs
Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
Label
Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles
Sign
Signs
$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…
Sign
Signs
Wanted poster
Urine Goes Here
Sign
Signs
On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas
Sign
Signs
Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip
Sign
Entertainment
Film
Signs
On a theater marquee
You Dump It… We Pump It
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck in Pennsylvania
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Label
Signs
On an Espresso Kettle
Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
Sign
Signs
On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!
Sign
Signs
On a 7/Eleven door
Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.
Sign
Signs
At a church
NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Sign
Signs
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