Subject: Signs (Page 65)

FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast

To expedite your visit please back in.

I Teach Therefore I Drink

Nuts To You

You are going to have some new clothes.

If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.

Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours

Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm

We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.

No Shirts – No Shoes – Required

The Hoe House

Not for human consumption.

Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed

Product Will Be Hot After Heating!

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

Boneless Bananas 89¢

It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.

Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law

Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.