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Subject:
Signs
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The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
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Signs
At a restaurant in Oklahoma
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
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Signs
On a septic tank truck in Oregon
Where a Flush Beats a Full House
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day
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Signs
At a photography shop
WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.
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Signs
Derry Air
Store name
Signs
Heat & air in Derry NH
JUNK & DISORDERLY
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Signs
Name of a store in England
Family Jewels
Business name
Signs
Name of a jewelry store
This product is not to be used in bathrooms.
Label
Signs
On a Holmes® bathroom heater
The Mug Shot
Business name
Signs
A coffee shop
Rong Phúk Restaurant
Restaurant name
Signs
Don’t forget your ring!
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Signs
By a dormitory bathtub
Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!
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Signs
On a Venetian blind dealer’s car
Stiff Nipples
Business name
Signs
Air conditioning service
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Label
Signs
On a mattress
Do not eat if seal is missing.
Label
Signs
On seal
Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off
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Signs
Guardian • To Better Serve You, We’ve Re-located – At The End Of APRIL – Sutherland Pharmacy
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Signs
Curl Up and Dye
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Crapo Appliance Service
Business name
Signs
In Redmond WA
Drinking Fountain Out of Order – Please Do Not Use
Sign
Signs
Over a hole in a restroom wall
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