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Subject:
Signs
(Page 65)
FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast
Sign
Signs
At a motel
To expedite your visit please back in.
Sign
Signs
On a Proctologist's door
I Teach Therefore I Drink
On a t-shirt
Signs
Nuts To You
Sign
Signs
Business name
You are going to have some new clothes.
Fortune cookie
Signs
If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours
Sign
Signs
Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…
Sign
Signs
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm
Sign
Signs
At a liquor store
We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In a Japanese restaurant
No Shirts – No Shoes – Required
Sign
Signs
On shop door
The Hoe House
Business name
Signs
Garden supply store in Little Rock Arkansas
Not for human consumption.
Label
Signs
Black rubber fishing worm
Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed
Sign
Signs
Product Will Be Hot After Heating!
Label
Signs
On a container of bread pudding
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions
Signs
In a car manual
Boneless Bananas 89¢
Sign
Signs
It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law
Business name
Signs
Phillipsburg NJ
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign by some plantings in Montreal
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