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Subject:
Signs
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S.A.D. DECOR
Store name
Signs
Store name
Do Not Put Soap in Lock
Sign
Signs
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Nuts To You
Sign
Signs
Business name
My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.
Sign
Signs
On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s
Down With Sodomy! Up With Tea Bagging!
Protest sign
Signs
Frodo Joe’s Coffee and Tea
Business name
Signs
In San Lorenzo CA
Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?
Sign
Signs
On the door of a plastic surgeon's office
Hip Joint
Store name
Signs
Yoga studio in Brooklyn NY
I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing
Protest sign
Signs
Do not drive cars in ocean.
Label
Signs
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
English Tootering
Sign
Signs
In front of a small language school in Vancouver British Columbia
Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below
Sign
Signs
In a restroom
Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In a Taiwan cafeteria
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
Sign
Signs
Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Feats of Clay
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Signs
A pottery shop
Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
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Signs
In an IGA market
Warning – Battery Has Been Removed
Sticker
Signs
In the battery compartment of a fire alarm UNDER where the battery should be
HELP WANTED • No Bullshit
Classified ad
Signs
We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!
Sign
Signs
At a NASCAR event
Please! No walking allowed without membership card.
Sign
Signs
At a mall
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