Subject: Signs (Page 66)

Disaster Masters Inc

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A tub and a rub will change your day.

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Do not eat if seal is missing.

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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

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RULY MOB

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Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee

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For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.

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Safe to use around pets.

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This Is Not a Brothel • There Are No Prostitutes at this Address

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I Masturbate and I VOTE – but not usually at the same time

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Gold Country ELF STORAGE

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Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

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Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm

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Drapes and Sew Much More

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Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape

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Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.

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CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

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7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings

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WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).

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Broken English Spoken Perfectly

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Super G String Cheese

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