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Subject:
Signs
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Ignite lighter away from face.
Label
Signs
On a Bic ighter
Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.
Label
Signs
On a flower pot
Carspa – Best hand job
Translation
Signs
Translations
A carwash in the Philippines
The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Cleans and refreshes without soap or water. Contains: Water, fragrance & soap.
Ingredients
Signs
On the packet for a moist towelette
And Honolulu is NOT in Kenya
Protest sign
Signs
Referring to Obama's birthplace
Teabaggers Leave a Bad Taste In My Mouth
Protest sign
Signs
We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques
Sign
Signs
Outside a country shop
That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Yesterday’s Meals On Wheels
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck
What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!
Protest sign
Signs
Patience
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in Orlando FL
DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE
Sign
Signs
On a gate
Your Hole Is Our Goal
Driver Drilling Company Inc.
Signs
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.
Sign
Signs
On a street pole
Do not use house paint on face.
Label
Signs
From a Visa commercial depicting an expectant couple shopping for paint
Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you
Sign
Signs
Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
Sign
Signs
SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
Sign
Signs
Hair-O-Dynemix
Business name
Signs
A London Hairdressers
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