Subject: Signs (Page 66)

Ignite lighter away from face.

Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.

Carspa – Best hand job

The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome

Cleans and refreshes without soap or water. Contains: Water, fragrance & soap.

And Honolulu is NOT in Kenya

Teabaggers Leave a Bad Taste In My Mouth

We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Yesterday’s Meals On Wheels

What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!

Free Juice Packet – $0.35

DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE

Your Hole Is Our Goal

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

Do not use house paint on face.

Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you

Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

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