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Subject:
Signs
(Page 66)
Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
Sign
Signs
On a restaurant window
NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Sign
Signs
No Pubic [sic] Option
No single Payer
No Socialism
Protest sign
Signs
If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
A Salt & Battery
Store name
Signs
Fish & chips shop in Greenwich Village NY
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Label
Signs
On a bag of Fritos
Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
Label
Signs
On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
A Lot of Things Are Actually Going Pretty Well.
Protest sign
Signs
You will be doomed to a great marriage.
Fortune cookie
Signs
I’m ambivalent as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore… I don’t think
Protest sign
Signs
Ambivalence
Pork The One You Love
Sign
Signs
Billboard for Sask Pork
The Dirty Hoe – Garden Shed
Business name
Signs
SID's Baby Furniture
Business name
Signs
Baby furniture
For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid.
Instructions
Signs
On a Domino's sandwich box
Ignite lighter away from face.
Label
Signs
On a Bic ighter
Please do not disturb further.
Sign
Signs
On a door to a psychiatric ward
Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine
Sign
Signs
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
Label
Signs
INSIDE a carton
BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS
Sign
Signs
No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
Sign
Signs
Outside a building
That Means You, Young Man in the Blue Subaru… and Turn the Music Down
Sign
Signs
A handwritten sign posted beneath a Stop sign
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