Subject: Signs (Page 67)

GENUINE FAKE WATCHES

Broken English Spoken Perfectly

Do not open this door when locked.

School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile

The Borror [sic] is the Slave of the Lender. How Do Your Chains Feel America?

Watch your step. Watch your mouth.

Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1

Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!

Big Hag

Bea’s Ho-Made Products

May contain foam.

Warning: May contain traces of nuts

The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience

No Sex Please

For use by trained personnel only.

Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below

The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.

The Fryin’ Dutchman

Knobs and Knockers

No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed