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Subject:
Signs
(Page 67)
Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Drapes and Sew Much More
Business name
Signs
In Toronto
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Kids With Gas Eat Free!
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant/gas station
When in doubt, faith it!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Out of Date Medicine – $1.00
Sign
Signs
Over a display of medicines including contraceptives
Helping kids read gooder • Hooked on Phonics
Sign
Signs
On a billboard
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
Instructions
Signs
On a bottled drink
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
Sign
Signs
Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day
Sign
Signs
At a photography shop
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
Sign
Signs
At a convalescent home
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of bathtub cleaner
Flattery will go far tonight.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Let us fill your crack!
Sign
Signs
On an asphalt truck
STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….
Sign
Signs
Gamble Insurance Agency
Business name
Signs
In Central South Carolina
Doggie Styles Pet Grooming
Business Name
Signs
In Reynoldsburg Ohio
No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash
Sign
Signs
I Hate This Church – Satan
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law
Sign
Signs
Sisters of Mercy
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