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Subject:
Signs
(Page 67)
GENUINE FAKE WATCHES
Sign
Signs
In a store window
Broken English Spoken Perfectly
Sign
Signs
Seen at a store in the Yucatan Peninsula
Do not open this door when locked.
Sign
Signs
On a gym door
School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile
Sign
Signs
Outside a school
The Borror [sic] is the Slave of the Lender. How Do Your Chains Feel America?
Protest sign
Signs
Watch your step. Watch your mouth.
Sign
Signs
At entrance and exit of the I.R.S.
Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1
Sign
Signs
Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!
Sign
Signs
On a restroom hand dryer
Big Hag
Label
Signs
Translations
Brand of Japanese pajama
Bea’s Ho-Made Products
Sign
Signs
May contain foam.
Label
Signs
On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Label
Signs
On a Hershey's Almond Bar
The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience
Sign
Signs
No Sex Please
Sign
Signs
On a building wall
For use by trained personnel only.
Label
Signs
On a can of air freshener
Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below
Sign
Signs
In a restroom
The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.
Sign
Signs
Outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales
The Fryin’ Dutchman
Business name
Signs
A mobile NY restaurant
Knobs and Knockers
Business name
Signs
Old house furnishings in Dublin Ireland
No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
Sign
Signs
Outside a building
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