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Subject:
Signs
(Page 67)
Procrastinate Now
Bumper sticker
Signs
Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt
Sign
Signs
At a hotel
If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave
Sign
Signs
On a slot machine
Pass Gas
Business name
Signs
Alongside the road
We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques
Sign
Signs
Outside a country shop
No On Premises Consumation of Alochol
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in Currituck County North Carolina
Asteroid Crossing
Alongside a road
Signs
Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag
Sign
Signs
Above an out-of-order toilet covered with a plastic bag
Paneless Cleaning
Business name
Signs
Window washing company
You will hurt your leg.
Fortune cookie
Signs
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant window
Don’t forget your ring!
Sign
Signs
By a dormitory bathtub
Wash Upon A Star
Store name
Signs
NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger
Sign
Signs
On a traffic light
NO AMENSTY [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition
Sign
Signs
At a used car lot
Chain Reaction
Business name
Signs
Bicycle Shops
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo penguin enclosure
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Signs
On toy alphabet blocks
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