Subject: Signs (Page 67)

Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

Drapes and Sew Much More

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Kids With Gas Eat Free!

When in doubt, faith it!

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.

Out of Date Medicine – $1.00

Helping kids read gooder • Hooked on Phonics

Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager

Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

Flattery will go far tonight.

Let us fill your crack!

STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….

Gamble Insurance Agency

Doggie Styles Pet Grooming

No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash

I Hate This Church – Satan

Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law