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Signs An apparel label

For a limited time only.

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Signs From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Church sign

Signs Outside a church

6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!

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Signs On a 7/Eleven door

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Woman's Rule of Thumb

Murphy’s Laws Signs Written in a woman’s restroom

$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…

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Signs Wanted poster

Hard Wok Cafe

Business name

Signs A Chinese take-out restaurant

The Dress Barn

Business name

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The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.

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Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

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Signs At a drug store

PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing

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Signs At a cemetery

I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House

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NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA

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Signs In the middle of a field containing no water at a national park

My way is the highway. – God

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Signs Outside a church

Clear’s Looking At You, Inc.

Business name

Signs Restaurant services in New York City

Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

Bumper sticker

Signs

No Motorized Bicycles, Horses Or Dogs Allowed On Pier

Road sign

Signs On southern California coast

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Subject: Signs (Page 68)

This is the back door. The front door is around the back.

Weddiang

Our Comunity's effort to increase literacy [sic]

Caution: Risk of fire

100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife

For a limited time only.

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…

Hard Wok Cafe

The Dress Barn

The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.

Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing

I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House

NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA

My way is the highway. – God

Clear’s Looking At You, Inc.

Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

No Motorized Bicycles, Horses Or Dogs Allowed On Pier