Subject: Signs (Page 68)

Don’t Mortage [sic] My Childs Future

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Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

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SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

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Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication

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Garbage Only – No Trash

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God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

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Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

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Do Me a Flavor

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Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.

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Haircuts while you wait.

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Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

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In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.

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Please don’t hurt the animals while teasing them

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Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset

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I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

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When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

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Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals

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Miss Pearl’s Jam House

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Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.

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We ID everyone under 130.

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Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals

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