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Subject:
Signs
(Page 68)
Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit.
Label of ingredients
Signs
The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns
Permanent Erections
Business name
Signs
Fencing company
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Sign
Signs
At a store in Dublin
We make mouse calls.
Sign
Signs
At an exterminator’s office
Instructions: usage known.
Instructions
Signs
On a can of black pepper
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15
Bumper sticker
Signs
Push, Push, Push.
Sign
Signs
On maternity room door
These rows reserved for parents with children.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Hair Asylum
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Please leave a pet outside.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a restaurant
The Codfather
Business name
Signs
Various fish and chip shops in the UK
Facts Are Like Opinions, Except They’re True
Protest sign
Signs
Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off
Sign
Signs
Above and below a light switch
Diesel Fried Chicken
Sign
Signs
At a truck stop
Our fish come from the best schools.
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
RULY MOB
Protest sign
Signs
WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING
Sign
Signs
No Parking Above This Sign
Sign
Signs
Born Again Auto Sales
Business name
Signs
In Merrick in New York
All fiends and relatives.
Sign
Signs
On a funeral card
referring to honorary pallbearers
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