Subject: Signs (Page 68)

Not for human consumption.

Some assembly required.

For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.

Do Not Stand Up Through the Sun Roof While Driving or While Closing It

Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!

The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.

This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

Mother Truckers

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses.

Buy the Pound

A Hair Off Brady

We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!

Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.

Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket

Stolen Bible Amnesty Day

Cafe Diem

Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs