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Subject:
Signs
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Not for human consumption.
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Signs
Black rubber fishing worm
Some assembly required.
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Signs
On a 500-piece puzzle
For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.
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Signs
Do Not Stand Up Through the Sun Roof While Driving or While Closing It
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Signs
In a Toyota owners manual
Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!
Protest sign
Signs
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
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Signs
At a restaurant in Oklahoma
This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.
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Signs
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Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Mother Truckers
Business name
Signs
Trucking company in Westminster California
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Woman's Rule of Thumb
Murphy’s Laws
Signs
Written in a woman’s restroom
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
Instructions
Signs
A birthday card for a 1 year old
Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign advertising newly re-designed restaurant
Buy the Pound
Store name
Signs
Anchorage AK
A Hair Off Brady
Business name
Signs
A hair salon just off Brady St. in Davenport Iowa
We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!
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Signs
At a NASCAR event
Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
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Signs
In a restaurant window
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
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Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket
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Signs
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Stolen Bible Amnesty Day
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Cafe Diem
Store name
Signs
Coffee shop name in Charlottetown Prince Edward Island
Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs
Sign
Signs
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