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Subject:
Signs
(Page 69)
Trelawny Gun Club – No Shooting
Sign
Signs
Please keep out of children.
Label
Signs
On a butcher knife
If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts
Sign
Signs
At a church
Pickens Nose Trail
Sign
Signs
Brief Moments
Sign
Signs
Name of an English lingerie shop
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
Sign
Signs
On park bench with numerous arm rests restricting seating width.
Rich Manger Attorney
Business name
Signs
High Point NC
The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment
Sign
Signs
At a car dealership
Be Nice to Your Children – They'll Pick Your Nursing Home
Bumper sticker
Signs
Superior Erection Company
Company name
Signs
CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads
Sign
Signs
In the service area of a small airport
Plastering contractor
Business name
Signs
Band name
Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.
Bumper sticker
Signs
This item does not rust.
Label
Signs
On a plastic plate
Never smell the inside of a hat.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Pull Out & SAVE up to $600
Sign
Signs
A BabiesRUs coupon
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
Label
Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
If you are stolen, call the police at once.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A mass transportation sign in China
Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
Sign
Signs
Do not use for personal hygiene.
Label
Signs
On a toilet brush
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