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Subject:
Signs
(Page 69)
When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.
Fortune cookie
Signs
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders
Sign
Signs
You Shit It… We Get It
Sign
Signs
On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
LANE CLOSED TO EASE CONGESTION
Road sign
Signs
Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of
Sign
Signs
In a dry cleaner's shop
Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog
Sign
Signs
On a front door
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Label
Signs
On a hair color kit
Do not use orally.
Label
Signs
On a toilet bowl cleaning brush
Caution: Risk of fire
Label
Signs
On Pine Mountain Fire Logs
BUY ONE, GET ONE
Sign
Signs
Caution: Not An Automatic Door
Sign
Signs
By the door of a restaurant
Love Thy Neighbour! Paint Thy House.
Sign
Signs
On a house painter’s truck
Fawcett Inn
Business name
Signs
A pub on Fawcett Road in England
Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]
Sign
Signs
Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed
Sign
Signs
At a golf course
Another Load of Politicians Promises
Sign
Signs
On a septic service truck
Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
Label
Signs
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault
Sign
Signs
On a billboard for a safe company
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Ambiguity
ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER
Sign
Signs
Men – Ladies – Employees Only
Sign
Signs
On a restroom door
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