Subject: Signs (Page 7)

Warning to Tourists – Do Not Laugh At the Natives

Ears Pierced While You Wait

We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets

Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.

There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

Spruce Springclean

Let Me Meat Your Needs

HELP WANTED – Must Not Be Dead

Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Classic Pooh Spreaders – Spread the charm of Pooh just about anywhere with these beautifully crafted stainless steel spreading knives…

Your Hole Is Our Goal

ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles

Gay St. Changes to Two Way

I ♡ Teabagging

Swift, courteous self-service

Bargain Basement Upstairs

This dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication

Sushi Loco

Eat, Drink, and Remarry.