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Subject:
Signs
(Page 7)
WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children
Translation
Signs
Translations
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30
Sign
Signs
At a coffee shop in Spokane WA
Elephant Butte Inn
Sign
Signs
An inn in New Mexico
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese restaurant
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
Sign
Signs
Reid and Wright
Business name
Signs
Antiquarian book center (formed by Rodger Reid and Marsha Wright)
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
Label
Signs
On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia
Genuine Fake Watches
Sign
Signs
Scissors Palace
Store name
Signs
A barber shop
For use by trained personnel only.
Label
Signs
On a can of air freshener
Today's Special. [Below it says: So's tomorrow]
Sign
Signs
At a hardware store in Oregon
If you are stolen, call the police at once.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A mass transportation sign in China
Atheists For Masturbation
Protest sign
Signs
If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.
Sign
Signs
In a store
No smoothen the lion
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
Live Artificial Trees
Sign
Signs
Outside a gift shop
Damn! I love Indonesia
Signs
Signs
A store in Indonesia
No Lifeguard on Duty
Sign
Signs
By an elevator
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Caution label
Signs
Television manual
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