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Subject:
Signs
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Gone Fishing Marina
Business name
Signs
Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed
Sign
Signs
Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour
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Signs
The VERY DARK CAVES – “It’s Almost Like Being Blind!”
Sign
Signs
At entrance to caves
Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Nandi Aqua – Packaged Drinking Water – Now Water with H2O
Billboard
Signs
In the Middle East
Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs
WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).
Sign
Signs
?
Fried Liver Wash
Sign
Signs
Road sign
To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired
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Signs
Directors Cut
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Signs
Name of an English hair salon
We do Not Accept Vertical I.D.’s – No Colors On T-Shirts, Vests, and Jackets
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Signs
On the door of a restaurant
Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.
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Signs
Of baseball player Bryan Harvey [flashed on a scoreboard during a game]
We Aim To Please, So, Please, You Aim Too
Sign
Signs
In the bathroom of a mom and pop store
Bea’s Ho-Made Products
Sign
Signs
The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
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Signs
In a bus
Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep
Sign
Signs
Eat Here and Get Gas
Sign
Signs
At restaurant/gas station
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