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Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…

Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!

Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)

I ♡ Teabagging

A stranger will soon relieve himself.

We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.

Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!

We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.

Dedman Hospitals

WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).

Battery may explore or leak.

Welcome to Accident

Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush

Provincetown MA 3205 Miles

Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.

Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years

We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!

Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out