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Subject:
Signs
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Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair
Bumper sticker
Signs
Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…
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Signs
[sic]
Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!
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Signs
At an electrical appliance store in Spokane WA
Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)
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Signs
The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar
I ♡ Teabagging
Protest sign
Signs
A stranger will soon relieve himself.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a tailor's shop
We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.
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Signs
A notice in a restaurant
Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
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Signs
On a septic service truck
We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In a Chinese restaurant
Dedman Hospitals
Business name
Signs
In Texas
WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).
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Signs
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Battery may explore or leak.
Label
Signs
On a battery
Welcome to Accident
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Signs
A town in Maryland
Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush
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Signs
Last line added underneath
Provincetown MA 3205 Miles
On the western end of US Route 6 in California
Signs
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Label
Signs
On a Rowenta clothes iron
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.
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Signs
In a cafeteria
Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years
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Signs
At a church
We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!
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Signs
Outside a secondhand shop
Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out
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Signs
In Nags Head NC
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