Subject: Signs (Page 7)

We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church

Pool Closed – Fecal Accident

Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Walkin's Welcome

We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

My Family's Nuts

Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.

Den of Antiquities

Do not turn upside down.

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.

The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1

Outer Space for Rent

LOW PRICE – Gentle Eye Remover $4.89

Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]

I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

Do Me a Flavor

Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.