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Subject:
Signs
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We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.
Sign
Signs
At a dry cleaner shop
Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church
Church sign
Signs
Pool Closed – Fecal Accident
Sign
Signs
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Label
Signs
On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Walkin's Welcome
Sign
Signs
At a nail salon
We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!
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Signs
At a NASCAR event
Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
My Family's Nuts
Business name
Signs
Nut shops
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
Label
Signs
On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia
Den of Antiquities
Business name
Signs
Numerous antiques stores
Do not turn upside down.
Instuctions
Signs
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Label
Food/Drink
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.
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Signs
On a prescription label
The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1
Sign
Signs
At a church
Outer Space for Rent
Signs
Signs
In Singapore
LOW PRICE – Gentle Eye Remover $4.89
Sign
Signs
Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]
Sign
Signs
I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Do Me a Flavor
Business Name
Signs
Various ice cream shops in New Jersey
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
Sign
Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
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