Subject: Signs (Page 70)

Passmore Gas & Propane

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Drop Your Pants Here and You Will Receive Prompt Attention

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Door Alarmed – Window Frightened

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And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?

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Hire college students while they still know everything.

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If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.

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Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only

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Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child.

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Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour

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You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal

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Please put the toys back when you are threw with them.

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Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).

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Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd

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Terminal Drugs

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Obama Has A Crisis of Competnce [sic]

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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

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Keep your wait under control – take a number.

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Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.

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If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees

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Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance

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