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Subject:
Signs
(Page 70)
Step Back Inn
Sign
Signs
A hotel in New Mexico
If you keep shouting like that, you’ll get big muscles all over your face.
Protest sign
Signs
Budget Burials
Store name
Signs
Drapes and Sew Much More
Business name
Signs
In Toronto
You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service
Sign
Signs
This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read
Sign
Signs
PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!
Sign
Signs
At a photography shop
Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag
Sign
Signs
Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.
Label
Signs
In the manual for a jet ski
Chain Reaction
Business name
Signs
Bicycle Shops
Stagger's
Business name
Signs
A lounge in Huntsville Alabama
Love is Blinds
Business name
Signs
Window treatment company in Missouri
Babies and Children
Buy 2 Get 3
Sign
Signs
Name of a store
Dildo
Sign
Signs
Road sign for a town on Newfoundland
Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday
Sign
Signs
In a Los Angeles dance hall
Stiff Nipples
Business name
Signs
Air conditioning service
Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church
Sign
Signs
At a church
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
Sign
Signs
On a plumber's truck
Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.
Sign
Signs
At a loan company
Cherry Poppers
Business name
Signs
Ice cream company
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