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Subject:
Signs
(Page 70)
Mother Truckers
Business name
Signs
Trucking company in Westminster California
It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!
Protest sign
Politics
Signs
It’s about time I got out of that cookie.
Fortune cookie
Signs
No muff too tough for us!
Sign
Signs
At a muffler shop
We serve people like you as good food!
Translation
Signs
Translations
God Saw What You Did
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
Sign
Signs
In a New Jersey restaurant
“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”
Sign
Signs
At a motel
Your Hole Is Our Goal
Driver Drilling Company Inc.
Signs
Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT
Sign
Signs
HIGH PRICES!!
Sign
Signs
A sign at a gas station called 'El Cheapo'
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
Sign
Signs
Crummy Plumbing Company
Business name
Signs
In Ocean Shores Washington
Hair-O-Dynemix
Business name
Signs
A London Hairdressers
It’s a Grind Coffee House
Store name
Signs
In San Diego
This job is only a test… had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. sic]
Sign
Signs
At an office
I’m Not Threatened By Your Post-Secondary Education
Protest sign
Signs
We have followed where the path has led but we have went where there is no path and left no trail.
Class Motto
Signs
From a class yearbook
Lexington Middle School • ANAL EXAMS –May 27 28 29 – Last Day of School May 29
Sign
Signs
Curl Up and Dye
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
LANE CLOSED TO EASE CONGESTION
Road sign
Signs
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