Subject: Signs (Page 70)

Step Back Inn

If you keep shouting like that, you’ll get big muscles all over your face.

Budget Burials

Drapes and Sew Much More

You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.

Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service

This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read

PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!

Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag

Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.

Chain Reaction

Stagger's

Love is Blinds

Babies and Children
Buy 2 Get 3

Dildo

Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday

Stiff Nipples

Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.

Cherry Poppers