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CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Signs On a beach ball

RONG PHUK RESTAURANT

Signs Name of an Oriental restaurant

Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Signs In a non-smoking area

May contain foam.

Signs On Stridex Foaming Face Wash

B M U P

Signs Painted on road ahead of a speed bump

This Month Specials – No Fuel

Signs At a gas station

Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!

Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.

Signs On a prescription label

NO HORN BLOWING – Except For Anger

Signs On a traffic light

Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.

Signs In a loan company window

Battery may explore or leak.

Signs On a battery

38 Years On the Same Spot

Signs At a New Mexico dry cleaners

If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

Signs At a zoo penguin enclosure

Now Available In Multi-Packs

Signs On a display of "You're my one and only" Valentine cards

Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care

Signs An optometrist's office

Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours

Doggie Styles

Signs A hot dog stand in Silvis Illinois

Do not open here.

Signs On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle

Gone Fishing Marina

I’m ambivalent as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore… I don’t think

Signs Ambivalence