Subject: Signs (Page 71)

When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.

The Codfather

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

Binge and Purr Cat Food

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

Let us fill your crack!

Bullshifters

Frodo Joe’s Coffee and Tea

To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.

Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]

Keep away from children

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

You think it's hot here? – God

Death to all fanatics!

Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush

Warning: May contain small parts

Caution: Not An Automatic Door

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

Our Best Is None Too Good

Profanity sucks.