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Subject:
Signs
(Page 71)
If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.
Label
Signs
Street Terminates 00 Feet
Sign
Signs
On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota
Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
Sign
Signs
In a New Jersey restaurant
From Here To Maternity
Sign
Marriage
Signs
On a newlywed’s car
Eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we diet!
Sign
Signs
At a weight-reduction business
You are surrounded by fortune hunters.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Safety Ladder – Use at Your Own Risk
Sign
Signs
On a ladder
RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW
Sign
Signs
Name of a hair salon
Spraying of water chicken food
Translation
Signs
Translations
Slogan of a chain of Chicken restaurants in Taiwan
Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm
Sign
Signs
At a liquor store
No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Sign
Signs
NM
On A ski lift in Taos
Don't Make Me Come Down There – God
Sign
Signs
A billboard
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
The Best Little Hair House Salon • CRUNCHY FEET? SPA PEDICURES BY GLENDA 437-….
Sign
Signs
Life Is Hard; Then You Nap
Bumper sticker
Signs
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
Label
Signs
Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
Label
Signs
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
Massachusetts State House – General Hooker Entrance
Sign
Signs
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant in Oklahoma
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