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Subject:
Signs
(Page 71)
When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.
Fortune cookie
Signs
The Codfather
Business name
Signs
Various fish and chip shops in the UK
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Label
Autos
Signs
In a car manual
Binge and Purr Cat Food
Store name
Signs
Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Let us fill your crack!
Sign
Signs
On an asphalt truck
Bullshifters
Store name
Signs
A bicycling club
Frodo Joe’s Coffee and Tea
Business name
Signs
In San Lorenzo CA
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
Sign
Crime
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese hotel
Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]
Sign
Signs
Keep away from children
Label
Signs
On Little Ones Baby Lotion bottle
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Bumper sticker
Signs
You think it's hot
here?
– God
Church sign
Signs
Death to all fanatics!
Protest sign
Signs
Fanatics
Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush
Sign
Signs
Last line added underneath
Warning: May contain small parts
Label
Signs
On a Frisbee package
Caution: Not An Automatic Door
Sign
Signs
By the door of a restaurant
That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Our Best Is None Too Good
Sign
Signs
On a delicatessen wall
Profanity sucks.
Protest sign
Signs
Oxymorons
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