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Subject:
Signs
(Page 72)
You might be hungry later, buy some “takeout!”
Fortune cookie
Signs
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
Sign
Signs
Label on stockings
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
Label
Signs
Container of Underarm Deodorant
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
Sign
Signs
At a convalescent home
Sew What
Store name
Signs
Many sewing shops
Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk
Sign
Signs
S C E N I C V I E W [closed]
Road sign
Signs
On I-90 in Washington State
When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur
Sign
Signs
At a church
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
Bumper sticker
Signs
Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95
Sign
Signs
On a menu
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
Sign
Signs
Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order
Sign
Signs
Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire England
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Instructions
Signs
My way is the highway. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Instructions: usage known.
Instructions
Signs
On a container of black pepper.
I Go Where I'm Towed
Sign
Signs
On a car being towed by a motor home
Do not use in shower.
Label
Signs
From a hair dryer
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
Sign
Signs
Translations
In a park in China
CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!
Sign
Signs
Above a restroom sink
Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours
Sign
Signs
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
Translation
Signs
Translations
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