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Subject:
Signs
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Soon Fatt
Restaurant name
Signs
Chinese Take Away Restaurant in Malaysia
Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.
Church sign
Signs
In Montpelier VT
For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church
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Signs
At a New York nursing home
BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS
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Signs
On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened
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Signs
Historical marker
Our Spinach Salad… is to die from
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Signs
From a menu
World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!
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Signs
Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench
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Signs
At a health club
Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.
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Signs
On a highway billboard
Down With Sodomy! Up With Tea Bagging!
Protest sign
Signs
Don’t forget your ring!
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Signs
By a dormitory bathtub
Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage
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Signs
Free rose for mother with gas.
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Signs
A Mother’s Day gas station sign
STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
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Signs
Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas
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Signs
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Label
Signs
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges
Please notify us at once if this label fell off in transit.
Label
Signs
Package label
Average Contents: 2
Label
Signs
On a Puma shoe box
If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Thermostadt
Store name
Signs
Dual Sports Canvas Catcher for Baseball, Softball & Football Two Sports in One
Label
Signs
Label on sports equipment
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