Subject: Signs (Page 72)

You might be hungry later, buy some “takeout!”

Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

Sew What

Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk

S C E N I C V I E W [closed]

When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95

NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager

Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

My way is the highway. – God

Instructions: usage known.

I Go Where I'm Towed

Do not use in shower.

Pole Dancing is Prohibited

CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!

Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours

Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!