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EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.

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Signs On a package of AA batteries

International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use

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Signs

This product must be cooked before eating.

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Signs Swanson TV Dinners

Open Other End

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Signs On the bottom of some foreign Coke bottles

Gone Fission

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Signs On a scientist's door

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms

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My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.

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Signs On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s

Fireproof forest region – Inflammable

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Signs Translations At a safari park in Beijing

Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.

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Signs On a calendar

WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury

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Nuts To You

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Signs Business name

Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic

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Signs Translations At a parking garage exit

Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

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Signs On a bottle of shampoo for dogs

Frodo Joe’s Coffee and Tea

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Signs In San Lorenzo CA

Be Polite

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Signs A large billboard Underneath type was written “Go F**k Yourself!

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

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Signs Across the back of a garbage truck

The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

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Signs On an electric kettle

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Subject: Signs (Page 72)

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EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.

International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use

This product must be cooked before eating.

Open Other End

Gone Fission

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms

My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.

Fireproof forest region – Inflammable

Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.

WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury

Nuts To You

Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic

Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired

Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

Frodo Joe’s Coffee and Tea

Be Polite

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.