Subject: Signs (Page 72)

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Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church

BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS

On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened

Our Spinach Salad… is to die from

World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!

Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.

Down With Sodomy! Up With Tea Bagging!

Don’t forget your ring!

Do Not Lie or Otherwise Be In a Horizontal Position on a Park Bench • Do Not Sleep or Remain in any Bushes Shrubs or Foliage

Free rose for mother with gas.

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING

Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas

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