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Subject:
Signs
(Page 73)
Shhhh…. I’m Listening to the Opinions of Others.
Protest sign
Signs
Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm
Sign
Signs
Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell
Sign
Signs
At a church
This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."
Sign
Signs
The Vigilante Law Firm
Business name
Signs
In PA & NJ
BEDSIDE MANOR
Sign
Signs
At a doctor’s home
Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Atheists For Masturbation
Protest sign
Signs
We Bye Used Cars
Business name
Signs
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
Sign
Signs
In a Tokyo shop
What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!
Protest sign
Signs
Patience
Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd
Business name
Signs
Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!
Road sign
Signs
Keep out of reach of children
Label
Signs
On a baby oil bottle
PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits
Sign
Signs
Liquor store name
The Golden Shower Restaurant
Restaurant name
Signs
General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer
Sign
Signs
Turkey City Limit
Bird Sanctuary
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs
The French Confection
Business name
Signs
A confectionary
Historic Nutt House Hotel
Business Name
Signs
In Granbury Texas
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
Sign
Signs
In a cafeteria
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