Subject: Signs (Page 73)

FookYue

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

The Best Little Hairhouse in Town

The Golden Shower Restaurant

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

More Fun Less Taxis [sic]

RULY MOB

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.

Caution • This building may rotate without warning

Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday

For use by trained personnel only.

Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

Sushi Loco

Rug Munchers Carpet Store

Beware of Road Surprises

Living to explode the salt to frying the meat

Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond

Seven Eights Liquors

Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

You're too good for him.