Subject: Signs (Page 73)

Shhhh…. I’m Listening to the Opinions of Others.

Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm

Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."

The Vigilante Law Firm

BEDSIDE MANOR

Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

Atheists For Masturbation

We Bye Used Cars

Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.

What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!

Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd

Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!

Keep out of reach of children

PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits

The Golden Shower Restaurant

General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer

Turkey City Limit
Bird Sanctuary

The French Confection

Historic Nutt House Hotel

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.