Subject: Signs (Page 73)

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day

Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed

Doris Day And Night

I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!

PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted

Lets keep the Tea – Dump The Polititions [sic]

Please don’t hurt the animals while teasing them

Do not wear for sumo wrestling.

Babies and Children
Buy 2 Get 3

Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk

If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave

When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape

New Fecal Matter Cakes

God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!

With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.

Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes.

Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome

Been burglarized? Get alarmed!