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Subject:
Signs
(Page 73)
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
Classified ad
Classifieds
Signs
Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day
Sign
Signs
At a photography shop
Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed
Sign
Signs
Doris Day And Night
Store name
Signs
Push button. Foam coming plenty. Big Noise. Finish.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a laundry
I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!
Sign
Signs
On an exercise machine in front yard
PARK AVE PRESCHOOL PARKING • Other Cars May Be Finger Painted
Sign
Signs
Lets keep the Tea – Dump The Polititions [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Please don’t hurt the animals while teasing them
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a Chinese zoo
Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
Label
Signs
From a set of washing instructions
Babies and Children
Buy 2 Get 3
Sign
Signs
Name of a store
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
Label
Signs
On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave
Sign
Signs
On a slot machine
When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape
Bumper sticker
Signs
Duct tape
New Fecal Matter Cakes
Sign
Signs
?
God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
Label
Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
Label
Signs
On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome
Sign
Signs
Been burglarized? Get alarmed!
Sign
Signs
At a home security business
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