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Subject:
Signs
(Page 73)
Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant in China
NO AMENSTY [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
My way is the highway. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas
Business name
Signs
Along a road
Referring to Christmas Michigan
Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant window
No small children
Label
Signs
On a laundromat triple washer
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
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Signs
On a fence
Use the pill – don’t make a fetal mistake!
Sign
Signs
At an obstetrician’s office
Birth control
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Instructions
Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
Instructions
Signs
If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car
Sign
Signs
In front of a New Hampshire car wash
Crap – .79/lb.
Sign
Signs
In an Asian seafood store in Madison Wisconsin
67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building
Sign
Signs
Remember the mane!
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Signs
At a hair salon
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
Sign
Signs
At a church
Wash & Carry
Store name
Signs
A laundromat
Please do not disturb further.
Sign
Signs
On a door to a psychiatric ward
get 50% off – or half price, whichever is less
Sign
Signs
No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
Sign
Signs
Outside a building
Doris Day And Night
Store name
Signs
The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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