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Subject:
Signs
(Page 73)
FookYue
Business name
Signs
Seafood restaurant
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Sign
Signs
At a dry cleaners
The Best Little Hairhouse in Town
Business name
Signs
Numerous Beauty Salons
The Golden Shower Restaurant
Restaurant name
Signs
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Bumper sticker
Signs
More Fun Less Taxis [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
RULY MOB
Protest sign
Signs
Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
Label
Signs
On a calendar
Caution • This building may rotate without warning
Sign
Signs
?
Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday
Sign
Signs
In a Los Angeles dance hall
For use by trained personnel only.
Label
Signs
On a can of air freshener
Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!
Sign
Signs
Sushi Loco
Business name
Signs
Japanese restaurant in Richardson Texas
Rug Munchers Carpet Store
Store name
Signs
Lancaster Ohio
Beware of Road Surprises
Road sign
Signs
Living to explode the salt to frying the meat
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a menu in China
Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond
Translation
Signs
Translations
Over a sink in the China
Seven Eights Liquors
Business name
Signs
Liquor store in Bloomington Minnesota with phone number of 888-8888
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
Sign
Signs
You're too good for him.
Sign
Signs
In a woman’s restroom
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