Subject: Signs (Page 74)

Love Thy Neighbour! Paint Thy House.

May contain foam.

Impeah [sic] Obama

Try Our Curry – You’ll Never Get Better

The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.

We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.

Closer, Easier

Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread

You are going to have some new clothes.

Wok-N-Roll

Free Juice Packet – $0.35

Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance

Husbands Should Come With Instructions

Staff & Visitors Only

NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM

That Means You, Young Man in the Blue Subaru… and Turn the Music Down

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts