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Subject:
Signs
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Long Yellow Things .78 lb.
Sign
Signs
On a display of bananas
Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday
Sign
Signs
In a Los Angeles dance hall
Honeymooner's Gun Shop
Business name
Signs
Gun shop in West Virginia
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Bumper sticker
Signs
If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.
Sign
Signs
From the safety information card in an America West Airline seat pocket
The Zoo has an African Lion and the White House has a Lyin’ African!
Protest sign
Signs
I Go Where I'm Towed
Sign
Signs
On a car being towed by a motor home
My Opinions Change With New Information
Protest sign
Beliefs
Opinion
Signs
Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.
Sign
Signs
In a bowling alley in Katy TX
No stopping or standing.
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Signs
At a bus stop
Chain Reaction
Business name
Signs
Bicycle Shops
Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets
Sign
Signs
Passers By
Store name
Signs
A Convenience store in the Philippines
I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House
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Signs
NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
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Signs
Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread
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Signs
On a food wrapper
CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT
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Signs
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
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Signs
Soon Fatt
Restaurant name
Signs
Chinese Take Away Restaurant in Malaysia
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
Label
Signs
On an orange juice can
Teabaggers Leave a Bad Taste In My Mouth
Protest sign
Signs
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