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Subject:
Signs
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Love Thy Neighbour! Paint Thy House.
Sign
Signs
On a house painter’s truck
May contain foam.
Label
Signs
On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Impeah [sic] Obama
Protest sign
Signs
Try Our Curry – You’ll Never Get Better
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant
The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.
Sign
Signs
Outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales
We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In a Japanese restaurant
Closer, Easier
Translation
Signs
Above a urinal in China
Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread
Sign
Signs
On a food wrapper
You are going to have some new clothes.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Be Aware of Invisibility
Road sign in Tanzania Africa
Signs
Wok-N-Roll
Business name
Signs
Chinese restaurant in Yarmouth Massachusetts
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in Orlando FL
Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance
Sign
Signs
Husbands Should Come With Instructions
Bumper sticker
Signs
Staff & Visitors Only
Sign
Signs
At a hospital
NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM
Sign
Signs
That Means You, Young Man in the Blue Subaru… and Turn the Music Down
Sign
Signs
A handwritten sign posted beneath a Stop sign
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Label
Signs
American Airlines Peanuts
No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash
Sign
Signs
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Sign
Signs
In a non–smoking area
Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts
Sign
Signs
At a church
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