Subject: Signs (Page 74)

Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

LARGE WEDGIE $5.99

A Salt & Battery

GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area

Do Not Turn Upside Down

Arby’s – Wanted – Great Tits

This biscuit tastes good.

Re-Elect Nobody

Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment

PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS

Eat, Drink, and Remarry.

When in doubt, faith it!

International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use

Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated

Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law

When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable

The Family Jewels

It’s a Grind Coffee House

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

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