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Subject:
Signs
(Page 74)
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Label
Signs
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
LARGE WEDGIE $5.99
Sign
Signs
At Fox’s Pizza Den
A Salt & Battery
Store name
Signs
Fish & chips shop in Greenwich Village NY
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Do Not Turn Upside Down
Label
Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Arby’s – Wanted – Great Tits
Sign
Signs
This biscuit tastes good.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Re-Elect Nobody
Bumper sticker
Signs
Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment
Sign
Signs
At a massage parlor
PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS
Sign
Signs
Eat, Drink, and Remarry.
Sign
Signs
At a Las Vegas hotel
When in doubt, faith it!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
Label
Signs
Your Driver is: Anass Rhammar – Gratuities Appreciated
Sign
Signs
In a cab
Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law
Business name
Signs
Phillipsburg NJ
When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable
Sign
Signs
On a Tennessee highway
The Family Jewels
Business name
Signs
A jewelry store
It’s a Grind Coffee House
Store name
Signs
In San Diego
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.
Sign
Signs
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.
Fortune cookie
Signs
⬆ 316 – 333,339
Sign
Signs
Apparently denoting room numbers in the hall of a motel
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