Subject: Signs (Page 75)

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Goat Guard Dog On Duty

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

Keep away from children

Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00

Caution: Shoots rubber bands.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

Do not use while taking a shower.

Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!

For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened

Do not drive cars in ocean.

Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle

Cluck You Chicken

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

Closer, Easier

With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.

⬅ Trips to the Moon

Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus