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Subject:
Signs
(Page 75)
Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case. Materials: Covering: 100% Unknown Stuffing: 100% Unknown
Ingredients
Signs
On a pillow
Goat Guard Dog On Duty
Sign
Signs
On a fence
Eyebrow Free Methodist Church
Church sign
Signs
At a church in Eyebrow Saskatchewan
Keep away from children
Label
Signs
On Little Ones Baby Lotion bottle
Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
Label
Signs
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
Sign
Signs
Hanging over road before an underpass
Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00
Sign
Signs
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.
Label
Signs
On a product called ‘Rubber Band Shooter’
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Do not use while taking a shower.
Label
Signs
On a hairdryer
Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!
Sign
Signs
At a blood bank
For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened
Label
Signs
On a pill package
Do not drive cars in ocean.
Label
Signs
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle
Sign
Signs
On a billboard
Cluck You Chicken
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Sunnyvale California
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
Sign
Signs
At a auto repair shop
Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.
Church sign
Signs
In Montpelier VT
Closer, Easier
Translation
Signs
Above a urinal in China
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
Label
Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Trips to the Moon
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus
Sign
Signs
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