Subject: Signs (Page 75)

Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere

Use Your Inside Voice

Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!

Forty Winks

We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.

IMAGINE a new and thinner you this Spring! – Lose up to 205 lbs. per week! – Doctor developed programs – Easily dine out!…

Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk

Picnic Feast – 12 Pieces of Chicken, Choice of 3 Large Side Items, 6 Buttmilk biscuits, 6 Cookies…

Family Planning Advice – Use rear entrance

The parsley explodes muscle

Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.

This biscuit tastes good.

French Creeps

Nobody reads billboards…. But you just did :)

Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

Open dusk till dawn.

Mom’s Back Door is Always Open

You Can't Beat Our Meat!

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.