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Subject:
Signs
(Page 75)
Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit.
Label of ingredients
Signs
The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns
CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH
Sign
Signs
Parking garage height clearance
Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ
Church sign
Signs
At a church in Flippin AR
Genuine Fake Watches
Sign
Signs
If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.
Sign
Signs
At a golf club in Uganda
Crocoiles
Caution: Nuts Crossing Road
Sign
Signs
At a Macadamia nut farm in Hawaii
Expiration date – 2 years
Label
Signs
On a bottle of Chinese medicine
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Label
Signs
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
Wash Upon A Star
Store name
Signs
Procrastinate Now
Bumper sticker
Signs
EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.
Label
Signs
On a package of AA batteries
FookYue
Business name
Signs
Seafood restaurant
We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart
Sign
Signs
Outside a bar
What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!
Protest sign
Signs
Patience
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Lee King
Business name
Signs
A plumber in England
Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Terminal Drugs
Sign
Signs
Atop a San Francisco drug store located near a bus terminal
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Turkey City Limit
Bird Sanctuary
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs
The Raper Law Firm
Business name
Signs
Fayetteville NC
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