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Subject:
Signs
(Page 76)
EMERGENCY TELEPHONE – Dial 999 for Coastguard, Police, Fire or Ambulance
Sign
Signs
2 & 3
On an emergency phone in Norfolk England containing only the buttons 1
Bacon Free Library
Sign
Signs
In Natick Massachusetts
Hair & Their
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
We Dispense With Accuracy
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
No Shirts – No Shoes – Required
Sign
Signs
On shop door
Absolutely Nothing – Next 22 Miles
Road sign in rural Montana
Signs
Many Happy Returns Tax Preparation
Store name
Signs
NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN
Sign
Signs
On a pole
You Shit It… We Get It
Sign
Signs
On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles
Sign
Signs
Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door
Sign
Signs
Pizza Orgasmica and Brewing Company
Business name
Signs
The Chocolate Mess
Business name
Signs
Meats & Movies
Business name
Signs
In Broken Bow Oklahoma
Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →
Sign
Signs
Outside an amusement park ride
Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Label
Signs
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.
Sign
Signs
On a road in Boston during a major construction project
More Fun Less Taxis [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
Label
Signs
From a set of washing instructions
We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got
Sign
Signs
On side of a garbage truck
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