Subject: Signs (Page 76)

Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.

Stoner Drug

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark

Enviro Mental Protection Area

ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

Alien Accessories

Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome

We have medium prices.

Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms

STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE

I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

Austin Flowers

The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.

Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!

Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only

Push Push Push.

Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised

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Drive Slow – See Our Village — Drive Fast – See Our Judge — Speed Limits Strictly Enforced