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Subject:
Signs
(Page 76)
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"
Label
Signs
Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here.
On a box of Frosted Cheerios
Every Dog Has Its Daycare, Inc.
Business name
Signs
In Emeryville CA
We ID everyone under 130.
Sign
Signs
In a liquor store
Low, Ball & Lynch
Business name
Signs
Insurance in Monterey CA
My way is the highway. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69
Sign
Signs
Mattie’s Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, “An alternative to Good Eating”
Sign
Signs
Restaurant business card in Decatur Texas
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Bumper sticker
Signs
ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED
Sign
Signs
At a boat ramp in Hingham MA
Leaf It to Me
Business name
Signs
Yard care service
Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions
Sign
Signs
Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
Sign
Signs
At a church
CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles
Sign
Signs
Slow – Children at Play
Hunting with Shotgun Only
Adjoining signs
Signs
Happy Your Pocket!
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign advertising a restaurant in Japan
Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
Sign
Signs
In a New England church
Felix the Cut
Store name
Signs
A barber shop
Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair
Bumper sticker
Signs
Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
Sign
Signs
A billboard in Africa
Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk
Sign
Signs
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