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Instructions: Put on food

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Signs On a Heinz Ketchup bottle

Seven Eights Liquors

Business name

Signs Liquor store in Bloomington Minnesota with phone number of 888-8888

80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.

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Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk

Bumper sticker

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International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use

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Lawn Order

Business name

Signs Lawn and garden store (opened by a retired police officer)

Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

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Signs At a restaurant

No Trespassing Without Permission

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Signs On the grounds of public school

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early

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Signs Outside a church

Heaven Is Full – Go Home

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Signs

Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

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Signs On a plumber’s truck

Wapiti Lodge – Last Motel for 150 Feet

Road sign

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Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.

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Signs On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia

Psycho Path

Street Sign

Signs In Traverse City MI

STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE

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Signs Road sign at an intersection

For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.

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To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired

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Caution: Hot beverages are hot!

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Signs On a coffee cup

Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess

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You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal

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Signs Sign taped across an out-of-order urinal

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Subject: Signs (Page 76)

Instructions: Put on food

Seven Eights Liquors

80% Fresh – 100% All Beef Patties – $2.58 Lb.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk

International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use

Lawn Order

Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

No Trespassing Without Permission

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early

Heaven Is Full – Go Home

Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

Wapiti Lodge – Last Motel for 150 Feet

Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.

Psycho Path

STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE

For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.

To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired

Caution: Hot beverages are hot!

Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess

You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal