Subject: Signs (Page 76)

EMERGENCY TELEPHONE – Dial 999 for Coastguard, Police, Fire or Ambulance

Bacon Free Library

Hair & Their

We Dispense With Accuracy

No Shirts – No Shoes – Required

Many Happy Returns Tax Preparation

NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN

You Shit It… We Get It

CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles

Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door

Pizza Orgasmica and Brewing Company

The Chocolate Mess

Meats & Movies

Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →

Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM

Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.

More Fun Less Taxis [sic]

Do not wear for sumo wrestling.

We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got