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Subject:
Signs
(Page 76)
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Instructions
Signs
On a portable stroller
Stoner Drug
Business Name
Signs
In Rock Port Missouri
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Bumper sticker
Signs
DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark
Sign
Signs
Enviro Mental Protection Area
Translation
Signs
Translations
ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER
Sign
Signs
Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Alien Accessories
Business name
Signs
A costume shop
Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome
Sign
Signs
We have medium prices.
Sign
Signs
At a fortune teller’s
Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms
Sign
Signs
On a restroom wall
STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE
Sign
Signs
Road sign at an intersection
I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Austin Flowers
Sign
Signs
Name of a flower store
The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.
Sign
Signs
Outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales
Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!
Protest sign
Signs
Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only
Sign
Signs
Push Push Push.
Sign
Signs
On the door of the maternity ward
Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised
Sign
Signs
At a church
Back in 37½ Seconds
Sign
Signs
At food court counter
Drive Slow – See Our Village — Drive Fast – See Our Judge — Speed Limits Strictly Enforced
Street Sign
Signs
Street sign
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