Subject: Signs (Page 76)

The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"

Every Dog Has Its Daycare, Inc.

We ID everyone under 130.

Low, Ball & Lynch

My way is the highway. – God

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early

Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69

Mattie’s Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, “An alternative to Good Eating”

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

Leaf It to Me

Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads

CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles

Slow – Children at Play
Hunting with Shotgun Only

Happy Your Pocket!

Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.

Felix the Cut

Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!

Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk