Subject: Signs (Page 77)

Oven ready half-wild rabbit.

No Pubic [sic] Option
No single Payer
No Socialism

Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!

We Buy Junk and Sell Antiques

Sorry – We’re OPEN

Mother Truckers

Obama Commander and Theif [sic]

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!

Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

Curtains for You

With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.

Meats & Movies

I LIke Tea, and You’re Kind of Ruining It

Suitable for outdoor use.

If Your Beliefs Fit On A Sign – Think Harder

For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid.

Holier Than Thou

Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.

Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm