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Subject:
Signs
(Page 77)
INSTRUCTIONS: Pour a teaspoonful of the shampoo into the palm of each hand…
Instructions
Signs
Label on bottle
Drive Thru Lawyer
Business name
Signs
Less Rhetoric – More Cowbell!
Protest sign
Signs
Closed Due To Illness
Sign
Signs
In a health food shop window
Frigmobile
Business name
Signs
Refrigerated transport services in Australia
I’m mildly irritated and I’m gonna keep taking it!
Protest sign
Signs
On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened
Sign
Signs
Historical marker
Tanning, Saw Sharpening & Groceries
Business name
Signs
In Clatskamie Oregon
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
Sign
Signs
On a plumber's truck
Nuts To You
Sign
Signs
Business name
JUNK & DISORDERLY
Sign
Signs
Name of a store in England
Do Not Turn Upside Down
Label
Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Parking For Birds Only
Sign
Signs
In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers
Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.
Sign
Signs
At a pizza shop
Mental Health Prevention Center
Sign
Signs
At a medical building
Kitchen Helf Wated
Sign
Signs
Have Your Next Affair Here
Sign
Signs
On an Atlantic City hotel
WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING
Sign
Signs
Hung Phat Restaurant
Store name
Signs
Hung Phat Restaurant
Attention Dog Guardians – Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.Attention Dogs – Grrrrr, Bark, woof. Good dog.
Sign
Signs
District of North Vancouver
No Soliciting and Whoring Prostitutes
Signs
Signs
In a hotel in China
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