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Subject:
Signs
(Page 77)
Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case. Materials: Covering: 100% Unknown Stuffing: 100% Unknown
Ingredients
Signs
On a pillow
Hung Phat Restaurant
Store name
Signs
Hung Phat Restaurant
Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.
Label
Signs
In a patient drug education brochure
My Comedy Channel – Fox News
My News Channel Comedy Central
Protest sign
Entertainment
Signs
Television
Thurston
Business name
Signs
Discount beverage retailer in Texas
Hairy Pop-Ins
Business name
Signs
Various pet groomers & hair salons in England
Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
Sign
Signs
On Interstate 5 in San Diego
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions for an espresso kettle
Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
Sign
Signs
An energy conservation sign
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in Orlando FL
Fawcett Inn
Business name
Signs
A pub on Fawcett Road in England
Come in and have a fit.
Sign
Signs
At a shoe store
Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised
Sign
Signs
At a church
Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Staff & Visitors Only
Sign
Signs
At a hospital
Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3
Church sign
Signs
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Outside a church
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Sign
Signs
At a dry cleaners
Try Our Curry – You’ll Never Get Better
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant
Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon
Business name
Signs
Translations
In Manila Philippines
The Optimist Club of Cape Fear
Sign
Signs
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