Subject: Signs (Page 77)

Refudiate [sic] Obama November 2

Beauty and the Bistro

Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Take care: new non-slip surface.

Leaf It to Me

HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris

Used Beer Department

Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

“I Move The Earth” Dirt Cheap Inc

Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door

Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…

Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”

Keep out of reach of children

Squeeze 10 Times Before Use

FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast

LARGE WEDGIE $5.99

I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!

Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.

I Want It All and I Want It Delivered

It’s about time I got out of that cookie.