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Subject:
Signs
(Page 77)
Refudiate [sic] Obama November 2
Protest sign
Signs
Beauty and the Bistro
Store name
Signs
Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
Sign
Signs
On an ice machine
Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Take care: new non-slip surface.
Label
Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
Leaf It to Me
Business name
Signs
Yard care service
HARVEY PARK CHRISTIAN CHURCH – Disciples of Chris
Sign
Signs
Used Beer Department
Sign
Signs
Over a restaurant restroom
Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
“I Move The Earth” Dirt Cheap Inc
Business name
Signs
Brooklyn New York construction & earth moving
Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door
Sign
Signs
Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…
Sign
Signs
[sic]
Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
Sign
Signs
At Disneyland
Keep out of reach of children
Label
Signs
On a baby oil bottle
Squeeze 10 Times Before Use
Sign
Signs
On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment
FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast
Sign
Signs
At a motel
LARGE WEDGIE $5.99
Sign
Signs
At Fox’s Pizza Den
I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!
Sign
Signs
On an exercise machine in front yard
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
Label
Signs
I Want It All and I Want It Delivered
Bumper sticker
Signs
It’s about time I got out of that cookie.
Fortune cookie
Signs
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