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Subject:
Signs
(Page 78)
Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts
Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3
Church sign
Signs
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Outside a church
TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.
Sign
Signs
Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge
Sign
Signs
Push, Push, Push.
Sign
Signs
On maternity room door
H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival
Sign
Signs
On the marquis for the Crystal Coast Civic Center Morehead City NC
Jock's Trap Lounge
Business name
Signs
Bar & restaurant in Detroit
No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals
Sign
Signs
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile
Sign
Signs
On menu of a Chinese restaurant
Bacon Free Library
Sign
Signs
In Natick Massachusetts
What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!
Protest sign
Signs
Patience
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.
Label
Signs
On a can of air freshener
Not for human consumption.
Label
Signs
On a package of dice
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
Sign
Signs
At a dry cleaners
Pull Out & SAVE up to $600
Sign
Signs
A BabiesRUs coupon
Drive Carefully – We'll Wait
Sign
Signs
In front of funeral home
Please Don’t Flash the Octopus
Sign
Signs
In an aquarium
No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming
Sign
Signs
Outside a muffler shop
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies
Fortune cookie
Signs
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