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Subject:
Signs
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Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!
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Signs
Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4
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Signs
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs
Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
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Signs
Adjoining signs on a school gate
Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog
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Signs
On a front door
JUNK & DISORDERLY
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Signs
Name of a store in England
Half Fast Subs
Business name
Signs
Sandwich shop in Boulder Colorado
Kitchen Helf Wated
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Signs
The Chocolate Mess
Business name
Signs
No Children Allowed
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Signs
At a Florida maternity ward
The Booby Trap
Business name
Signs
Custom-made brassiere shop in Los Angeles
If You Soil this Vehicle a Charge Will Be Made
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Signs
Beat Diabetes – Buy 5 Jr. Frostys For $1
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Signs
Keep your wait under control – take a number.
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Signs
At a bakery
Lots for little.
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Signs
In a realtor's office
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
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Signs
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For external use only!
Label
Signs
On a curling iron
Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.
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Signs
In counselor's office
For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened
Label
Signs
On a pill package
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
Label
Signs
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