Subject: Signs (Page 78)

CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign

One Hugh [sic] Mistake America

SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME

He who laughs last is laughing at you.

To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired

Home of the Ho-Made Pies

A Salt & Battery

Look! Our new baby is on our car!

CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children

Expiration date – 2 years

Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.

STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE

Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out

Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong

Many Happy Returns Tax Preparation

Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.

Getwell & Dunn [St. Church]

Rehab is for quitters.

KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN

Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.