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Subject:
Signs
(Page 78)
DEAD END
Sign
Signs
On road at a cemetery
Terminal Drugs
Sign
Signs
Atop a San Francisco drug store located near a bus terminal
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign by some plantings in Montreal
Pressed For Time
Business name
Signs
A dry cleaning shop in Ireland
Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Do not use while taking a shower.
Label
Signs
On a hairdryer
Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel
Sign
Signs
At a number of military bases
Say No to Socilism [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper
Sign
Signs
In a restroom stall
You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Getter & Baker
Business name
Signs
Crematorium in Jacksonville Florida
Thai Me Up
Sign
Signs
In Jackson
Name of a Thai restaurant
WY
Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.
Sign
Signs
At an Oregon ski lift
Alicia A. Slaughter Personal Injury Attorney
Business name
Signs
In San Diego
The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1
Sign
Signs
At a church
We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In a Chinese restaurant
If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.
Sign
Signs
In a store
Profanity sucks.
Protest sign
Signs
Oxymorons
Mattie’s Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, “An alternative to Good Eating”
Sign
Signs
Restaurant business card in Decatur Texas
Do Not Use While Sleeping
Label
Signs
On a Sears hair dryer
To expedite your visit please back in.
Sign
Signs
On a Proctologist's door
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