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Subject:
Signs
(Page 78)
CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign
Sign
Signs
One Hugh [sic] Mistake America
Protest sign
Signs
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME
Sign
Signs
Outside a disco
He who laughs last is laughing at you.
Fortune cookie
Signs
To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired
Sign
Signs
Home of the Ho-Made Pies
Sign
Signs
In Mt Carmel Junction Utah
A Salt & Battery
Store name
Signs
Fish & chips shop in Greenwich Village NY
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Baby on Board” type sticker on a car in Hong Kong
CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children
Translation
Signs
Translations
Expiration date – 2 years
Label
Signs
On a bottle of Chinese medicine
Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.
Bumper sticker
Signs
STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE
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Signs
Road sign at an intersection
Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out
Sign
Signs
Outside a tattoo shop
Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong
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Signs
Many Happy Returns Tax Preparation
Store name
Signs
Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.
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Signs
In a cafe
Getwell & Dunn [St. Church]
Business name
Signs
In Memphis Tennessee
Rehab is for quitters.
Bumper sticker
Signs
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
Highway sign
Signs
Highway sign
Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner
Sign
Signs
Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
Fortune cookie
Signs
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