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Subject:
Signs
(Page 78)
Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
Sign
Signs
And Honolulu is NOT in Kenya
Protest sign
Signs
Referring to Obama's birthplace
The Family Jewels
Business name
Signs
A jewelry store
Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends
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Signs
In a Maine restaurant
James L. Outhouse, QC
Business name
Signs
A lawyer in Digby Nova Scotia
Pui Kee
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Vancouver Canada
Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed
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Signs
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
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Signs
At a dry cleaner shop
NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money
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Signs
Beware Walking Dead
Lighted road sign
Signs
Lighted road sign
Requirements: Optional modem required.
Label
Signs
On a computer software package
You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!
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Signs
Along road at Florida border
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Label
Signs
On a hair dryer
Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
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Signs
CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH
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Signs
Parking garage height clearance
Why Don't You Just Go Away!
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Signs
Outside a travel agency
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door
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Signs
Valued Squirrel
Translation
Signs
Translations
Name of a clothing store in Chinese mall
Read the Bible – It Will Scare the Hell Out of You
Sign
Signs
At a church
The Golden Shower Restaurant
Restaurant name
Signs
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