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Subject:
Signs
(Page 78)
Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt
Sign
Signs
At a hotel
Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket
Sign
Signs
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The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions for an espresso kettle
He who laughs last is laughing at you.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Label
Signs
Liquid Plummer
Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49
Sign
Signs
In an IGA market
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
Label
Signs
On an orange juice can
You Bed Your Life
Store name
Signs
A bedding store
Staff & Visitors Only
Sign
Signs
At a hospital
This ice may be cold
Label
Signs
On a Slush Puppy cup
Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case. Materials: Covering: 100% Unknown Stuffing: 100% Unknown
Ingredients
Signs
On a pillow
Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.
Sign
Signs
On a prescription label
Elephant Butte Inn
Sign
Signs
An inn in New Mexico
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
Sign
Signs
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Peace A Pizza
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain
There is A Good Chance An Accident Brought You Into This World. Don’t Let One Take You Out.
Sign
Signs
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
Label
Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
Tanya Wytebitz
Business name
Signs
A tanning shop in England
Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day
Sign
Signs
On a Father’s Day store display
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
Label
Signs
In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw
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