Subject: Signs (Page 78)

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Open packet. Eat contents.

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.

Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge

Push, Push, Push.

H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival

Jock's Trap Lounge

No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile

Bacon Free Library

What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!

Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.

Not for human consumption.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

Pull Out & SAVE up to $600

Drive Carefully – We'll Wait

Please Don’t Flash the Octopus

No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming

Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!

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