Subject: Signs (Page 78)

Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money

And Honolulu is NOT in Kenya

The Family Jewels

Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends

James L. Outhouse, QC

Pui Kee

Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed

How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You Have Had Twice as Long to Get the Money

Beware Walking Dead

Requirements: Optional modem required.

You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!

Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE

CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH

Why Don't You Just Go Away!

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door

Valued Squirrel

Read the Bible – It Will Scare the Hell Out of You

The Golden Shower Restaurant