Subject: Signs (Page 79)

Payment is due by the due date.

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No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals

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More Beer Nuts, Less Paranoid Nuts!

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Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

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Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

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INSTRUCTIONS: Pour a teaspoonful of the shampoo into the palm of each hand…

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Cherry Poppers

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Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!

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Due To Sanitary Reasons, We Will Not And Cannot Accept Any Money That Comes Out Of Bras.

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Clean World – It will change your “wipe habit” – Washing your butt is more important than washing your face.

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No! We No See Cat of Yours – No More Ask Please

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Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

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Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.

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Caution: Hot beverages are hot!

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Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

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Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You

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We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.

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Expiration date – 2 years

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Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing

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This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

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Crummy Plumbing Company

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