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Subject:
Signs
(Page 79)
No Postage Necessary If Mauled in the United States
On a prepaid envelope
Signs
The Best Little Hairhouse in Town
Business name
Signs
Numerous Beauty Salons
HAM – ½ – SANDWICH – 3
Sign
Signs
Road sign in England
Remember the mane!
Sign
Signs
At a hair salon
Wash & Carry
Store name
Signs
A laundromat
Haircuts while you wait.
Sign
Signs
At a hair salon
I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Know Knew Books
Store name
Signs
Used book store
The Daily Grind Coffee Shop
Business name
Signs
Various locations in the U.S.
Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz
Sign
Signs
Critical Thinking – The Other National Deficit
Protest sign
Signs
Stoner’s Pot Palace
Business name
Signs
In Ormond Australia
Caution – Wet Floor When Windy
Sign
Signs
Outside a parking garage
Wok N Roll
Business name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in England
Eat Here and Get Gas
Sign
Signs
At restaurant/gas station
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant in Oklahoma
Don’t Mortage [sic] My Childs Future
Protest sign
Signs
My way is the highway. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Beauty & The Beach
Business name
Signs
Several swimwear shops
Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.
Bumper sticker
Signs
St. Varentines’ Day
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign at a shop in Japan
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