Subject: Signs (Page 79)

Historic Nutt House Hotel

If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter

Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.

The Raper Law Firm

Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

Walk Only

APPLY TODAY – Now Open = Pizza Cook – Qualifications: Not be a Crybag, Masters in S.Y.M. – Shutting Your Mouth – Able to Read Your Schedule

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

Gamble Insurance Agency

BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!

Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.

Happy Crack

Blind Drive on Right

Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.

Salt and Battery

Wash Upon A Star

Beat Diabetes – Buy 5 Jr. Frostys For $1

Urine Goes Here