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Subject:
Signs
(Page 79)
Historic Nutt House Hotel
Business Name
Signs
In Granbury Texas
If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter
Sign on Building
Signs
Eat Here or We'll Both Starve
Sign
Signs
On a little restaurant
If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
Label
Signs
On a tube of Crest toothpaste
The Raper Law Firm
Business name
Signs
Fayetteville NC
Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.
Sign
Signs
At a pizza shop
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
Sign
Signs
At a convalescent home
Walk Only
Sign
Signs
On a handicapped wheelchair sign
APPLY TODAY – Now Open = Pizza Cook – Qualifications: Not be a Crybag, Masters in S.Y.M. – Shutting Your Mouth – Able to Read Your Schedule
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant window
Be Careful of Crashing Head
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a park in China
If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Gamble Insurance Agency
Business name
Signs
In Central South Carolina
BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!
Sign
Signs
Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.
Sign
Signs
On a highway billboard
Happy Crack
A restaurant name
Signs
Blind Drive on Right
Sign
Signs
Road sign north of Saint Helena CA
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
Label
Signs
On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia
Salt and Battery
Business name
Signs
Fish and Chips in Brisbane Australia
Wash Upon A Star
Store name
Signs
Beat Diabetes – Buy 5 Jr. Frostys For $1
Sign
Signs
Urine Goes Here
Sign
Signs
On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
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