Subject: Signs (Page 79)

Drop Your Pants Here and You Will Receive Prompt Attention

It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.

Warning: This product can burn eyes.

Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender

NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA

UFO UNIVERSITY

Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!

TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.

Do Not Stand On the Turtle

With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.

Life’s a Cabernet

Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit.

Zombie Invasion!!! Run!!!

The VERY DARK CAVES – “It’s Almost Like Being Blind!”

Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.

These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

Get Government Out of Medecine [sic]

Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off


If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.