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Subject:
Signs
(Page 79)
Sleep with someone you know.
Sign
Signs
Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
Do not eat toner.
Label
Signs
Toner cartridge for a laser printer
MODERATION OR DEATH! … or Cake
Protest sign
Signs
Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen
Sign
Signs
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Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT
Sign
Signs
Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt
Sign
Signs
At a hotel
The Stalk Market
Business name
Signs
Passmore Gas & Propane
Business Name
Signs
In Arizona
Stinky Stork Diaper Service
Business name
Signs
Staten Island New York
Pass Gas
Business name
Signs
Alongside the road
A Salt & Battery
Store name
Signs
Fish & chips shop in Greenwich Village NY
NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN
Sign
Signs
On a pole
You Don’t Work Here – Keep Out. Not Hiring
Sign
Signs
A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development
Sign
Signs
On a pickup truck
Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
Sign
Signs
Do Not Use This Urinal
Sign
Signs
Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
You are surrounded by fortune hunters.
Fortune cookie
Signs
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Bumper sticker
Signs
DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping
Sign
Signs
At a beach
Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church
Church sign
Signs
Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here
Sign
Signs
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