Subject: Signs (Page 8)

Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

And Honolulu is NOT in Kenya

Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.

Scissors Palace

The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

For a limited time only.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Caution – Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object

TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH – $200 FINE – Newcastle Tramway Authority

Time Wounds All Heels

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

Not meant as substitute for human companionship.

Haircuts while you wait.

The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….

6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!

Get Government Out of Medecine [sic]

Diaper Changing Station • Just a reminder… always stay with your baby when using this table.