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Subject:
Signs
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Searching For a New Look? Have Your Faith Lifted Here!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
Eat, Drink, and Remarry.
Sign
Signs
At a Las Vegas hotel
Franks A Lot
Business name
Signs
A restaurant in Kansas City Missouri
Hair & Now
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One
Protest sign
Beliefs
Religion
Signs
The Bible
Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond
Sign
Signs
What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter
Sign
Signs
In an airport
No Children Allowed
Sign
Signs
At a Florida maternity ward
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Label
Signs
On an air conditioner
Pizza Orgasmica and Brewing Company
Business name
Signs
Please leave a pet outside.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a restaurant
The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"
Label
Signs
Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here.
On a box of Frosted Cheerios
LARGE WEDGIE $5.99
Sign
Signs
At Fox’s Pizza Den
Repeel [sic] Congress
Protest sign
Signs
The Booby Trap
Business name
Signs
Custom-made brassiere shop in Los Angeles
The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.
Sign
Signs
Outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales
Try Our Curry – You’ll Never Get Better
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant
APPLY TODAY – Now Open = Pizza Cook – Qualifications: Not be a Crybag, Masters in S.Y.M. – Shutting Your Mouth – Able to Read Your Schedule
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant window
When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Main Reservoir Cocks to be Blown Every Four Hours
Sign
Signs
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