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Subject:
Signs
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Bread Pitt
Store name
Signs
A bakery in the Philippines
If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Label
Signs
Infant's bathtub
Sock Market
Business name
Signs
Sock stores
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
A Flush Beats a Full House!
Sign
Signs
On a plumbing van in the Cincinnati area
Eat, Drink, and Remarry.
Sign
Signs
At a Las Vegas hotel
This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.
Label
Signs
Translations
On a jacket tag
We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.
Sign
Signs
At a towing company
Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
Sign
Signs
Do Not Put Soap in Lock
Sign
Signs
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Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."
Sign
Signs
If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.
Sign
Signs
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For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
Sign
Signs
At a convalescent home
You will receive a fortune cookie.
Fortune cookie
Signs
A Hair Off Brady
Business name
Signs
A hair salon just off Brady St. in Davenport Iowa
Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Be Nice to Your Children – They'll Pick Your Nursing Home
Bumper sticker
Signs
AVOID – Sleeping Near the Windows, Wearing Heavy Jewels, Leaving the Luggages as Abandoned, Friendship with Strangers, Victims of Spurious Drinks, Be Alert Throughout the Journey.
Outside a train station in Mumbai India
Signs
Drapes and Sew Much More
Business name
Signs
In Toronto
Nob End
British town name
Signs
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