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Subject:
Signs
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Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a zoo in Thailand
And Honolulu is NOT in Kenya
Protest sign
Signs
Referring to Obama's birthplace
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
Label
Signs
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
Scissors Palace
Store name
Signs
A barber shop
The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees
Church sign
Signs
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Bumper sticker
Signs
For a limited time only.
Label
Signs
From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Caution – Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
Label
Signs
On a a hammer
If you require room service, please open door and shout, "Room service!”
Sign
Signs
Sign in an Egyptian hotel
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a tailor's shop
TOUCHING WIRES CAUSES INSTANT DEATH – $200 FINE – Newcastle Tramway Authority
Sign
Signs
Time Wounds All Heels
Sign
Signs
In a podiatrist's window
It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Label
Signs
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges
Haircuts while you wait.
Sign
Signs
At a hair salon
The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….
Sign
Signs
6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!
Sign
Signs
On a 7/Eleven door
Get Government Out of Medecine [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Diaper Changing Station • Just a reminder… always stay with your baby when using this table.
Sign
Signs
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