Subject: Signs (Page 8)

Bread Pitt

If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Sock Market

A Flush Beats a Full House!

Eat, Drink, and Remarry.

This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.

We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.

Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

Do Not Put Soap in Lock

Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."

If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

You will receive a fortune cookie.

A Hair Off Brady

Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

Be Nice to Your Children – They'll Pick Your Nursing Home

AVOID – Sleeping Near the Windows, Wearing Heavy Jewels, Leaving the Luggages as Abandoned, Friendship with Strangers, Victims of Spurious Drinks, Be Alert Throughout the Journey.

Drapes and Sew Much More

Nob End