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Subject:
Signs
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We Really Know Our Stuff
Sign
Signs
On a taxidermist's window
You Shit It… We Get It
Sign
Signs
On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out
Sign
Signs
Outside a tattoo shop
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
Label
Signs
On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia
Our Infamous Steaks
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant in Raleigh NC
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Label
Signs
On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
Refudiate [sic] Obama November 2
Protest sign
Signs
Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store
Sign
Signs
You Dump It… We Pump It
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Signs
On a septic truck in Pennsylvania
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Label
Signs
Liquid Plummer
Real Men Don’t Need Instructions
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Signs
Sensational Diet Water – Assorted Flavors – Buy One Get One FREE
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Signs
Don’t forget your ring!
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Signs
By a dormitory bathtub
My Opinions Change With New Information
Protest sign
Beliefs
Opinion
Signs
Garden of Eat’n
Business name
Signs
Numerous restaurants
I. M. Wong
Business name
Signs
Tax accountant n San Francisco
The greatest danger could be your stupidity.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Ears Pierced While You Wait
Sign
Signs
In a jeweler's shop
Little Hope Baptist Church
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church in Van Zandt County Texas
Happy Crack
A restaurant name
Signs
Quad City Area Critter Fixers
Business name
Signs
Animal hospital in Moline Illinois
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