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Subject:
Signs
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Young at Heart – Slightly Older in Other Places
Bumper sticker
Signs
Yeah, Well, You Know, That’s Just Like, Uh, Your Opinion Man.
Protest sign
Signs
THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead
Sign
Signs
Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
Sign
Signs
Across the back of a garbage truck
CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign
Sign
Signs
Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm
Sign
Signs
Please do not put towels, personal items, or small mammals in the toilet. Thanks.
Sign
Signs
For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.
Sign
Signs
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
Sign
Signs
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Instructions
Signs
Manual for an SGI computer
April 27th at 3 pm … join us as we commit our
cows
to each other…
In a wedding invitation
Signs
Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant in China
Foreign Guests are Requested Not to Pull Cock in Tub
Translation
Signs
Translations
A water valve
In Japanese public bath
My Opinions Change With New Information
Protest sign
Beliefs
Opinion
Signs
WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…
Sign
Signs
Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One
Protest sign
Beliefs
Religion
Signs
The Bible
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
Sign
Signs
At a farmer's field
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions
Signs
In a car manual
If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Instructions: usage known.
Instructions
Signs
On a can of black pepper
Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.
Sign
Signs
At a hospital
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