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Subject:
Signs
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If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Bumper sticker
Signs
World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!
Sign
Signs
Use Your Inside Voice
Protest sign
Signs
Do not consume
Label
Signs
On Home Depot treated lumber
No Shirts – No Shoes – Required
Sign
Signs
On shop door
Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order
Sign
Signs
Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire England
Hair-O-Dynemix
Business name
Signs
A London Hairdressers
Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.
Sign
Signs
At a Milwaukee tire shop
Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button
Label
Signs
In the instruction manual for a Canon camera
All daddy wanted was a blow job.
Signs
On a 4-year old’s T-shirt
Cook The Books
Business name
Signs
Various accountancies run by people called Cook
It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!
Protest sign
Signs
Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
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Signs
If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.
Sign
Signs
From the safety information card in an America West Airline seat pocket
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.
Label
Signs
On a battery
Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
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Signs
Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only
Sign
Signs
At a parking garage
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Label
Signs
On a camera package
One prick can ruin your life.
Sign
Signs
A hospital sign warning of needle sticks
God Saw What You Did
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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