Subject: Signs (Page 80)

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.

Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]

Please. Wash the parmesan cheese shakers at the table across from. The young girl was licking the top of the shaker. Thank you.

For use by trained personnel only.

Open seven days a week and weekends.

No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside

I. M. Wong

THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break

Husbands Should Come With Instructions

To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.

Directors Cut

Futura Drive – Dead End

I’m okay with the Mosque… but Wal-Mart really Scares Me

Holier Than Thou

$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…

On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened

UFO UNIVERSITY

My Comedy Channel – Fox News

My News Channel Comedy Central

$2.99 ANY GARMENT

Most Garments (in small print below)

Lee King