Subject: Signs (Page 80)

You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!

Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

Obama Has A Crisis of Competnce [sic]

MILF

Do not eat if seal is missing.

Derry Air

Meating Place

No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.

Alien Accessories

Let Us Remove Your Shorts

Check your bill, it may be added wrong.

WARNING: Contents flammable!

Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)

Sleep with someone you know.

Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢

Please consume all food on premises.

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

Fireproof forest region – Inflammable