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Subject:
Signs
(Page 80)
How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Please Go Away!
Sign
Signs
In window of a travel agency
Do not turn upside down.
Instuctions
Signs
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
Our Credit Advisor Is Mrs. Helen Waite. If You Want Credit From Us, Go To Helen Waite.
Sign
Signs
In a gas station
Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck
From Here To Maternity
Sign
Marriage
Signs
On a newlywed’s car
FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
Sign
Signs
Big Wong
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in New York
Push button. Foam coming plenty. Big Noise. Finish.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a laundry
Congress Should Do Stuff
Protest sign
Signs
If God Is Your Copilot – Swap Seats!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
Rook Takes Pawnshop
Store name
Signs
Oklahoma City
Jock's Trap Lounge
Business name
Signs
Bar & restaurant in Detroit
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
Sign
Signs
Inside a bowling alley
Yu kee Food House
Translation
Signs
Translations
Name of restaurant in Singapore
100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife
Sign
Signs
An apparel label
Safety ladder, climb at own risk.
Sign
Signs
On a dock in Juneau AK
Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed
Sign
Signs
This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.
Sign
Signs
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BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here
Sign
Signs
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
Bumper sticker
Signs
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