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Subject:
Signs
(Page 80)
I brake for no apparent reason.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Invest in an underground condominium.
Sign
Signs
Cemetery plots
Welcome to Accident
Sign
Signs
A town in Maryland
Do NOT use restroom in trashcan!!
Sign
Signs
On a restroom hand dryer
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Our Teachers Make a Differance
Sign
Signs
[sic]
Outside a school
7 Days Without Pizza Makes One Weak
Sign
Signs
At a pizza shop
Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
Translation
Signs
Translations
The Lactation Station
Business name
Signs
A breast pump retailer in Lexington Kentucky
Back in 37½ Seconds
Sign
Signs
At food court counter
Hair & Their
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
LARGE WEDGIE $5.99
Sign
Signs
At Fox’s Pizza Den
Nandi Aqua – Packaged Drinking Water – Now Water with H2O
Billboard
Signs
In the Middle East
Kids With Gas Eat Free!
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant/gas station
MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
Sign
Signs
Enviro Mental Protection Area
Translation
Signs
Translations
We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left
Sign
Signs
On a desk in a reception room
Blind Persons Cross Here
Sign
Signs
At a crosswalk
MILF
Business name
Signs
Mohammed Ibrahim Law Firm in Oman
SOFA SO GOOD
Sign
Signs
Name of a furniture store
Autumn Leaves, Jesus Doesn’t
Church sign
Signs
At a church
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