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Subject:
Signs
(Page 80)
You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!
Sign
Signs
Along road at Florida border
Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
Sign
Signs
(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.
Sign
Signs
Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Obama Has A Crisis of Competnce [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
MILF
Business name
Signs
Mohammed Ibrahim Law Firm in Oman
Do not eat if seal is missing.
Label
Signs
On seal
Derry Air
Store name
Signs
Heat & air in Derry NH
Meating Place
Store name
Signs
A butcher shop
No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.
Sign
Signs
On the Franklin Massachusetts town common
Alien Accessories
Business name
Signs
A costume shop
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
Sign
Signs
On a electrician's truck
Check your bill, it may be added wrong.
Fortune cookie
Signs
WARNING: Contents flammable!
Label
Signs
On a container of lighter fluid
Watch Out! Blind Man Driving!
Sign
Signs
On a Venetian blind dealer’s car
This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Sleep with someone you know.
Sign
Signs
Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢
Sign
Signs
On shelf of bananas
Please consume all food on premises.
Sign
Signs
At a Souplantation restaurant
Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Fireproof forest region – Inflammable
Signs
Signs
Translations
At a safari park in Beijing
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