Subject: Signs (Page 80)

Young at Heart – Slightly Older in Other Places

Yeah, Well, You Know, That’s Just Like, Uh, Your Opinion Man.

THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign

Mystic Inn – Free Music Saturdays – Bring Your Own CD’s to Play – 7 pm

Please do not put towels, personal items, or small mammals in the toilet. Thanks.

For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.

Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!

Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

April 27th at 3 pm … join us as we commit our cows to each other…

Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.

Foreign Guests are Requested Not to Pull Cock in Tub

My Opinions Change With New Information

WE TOOK – A Young Woman With Severe Memory Loss and Helped Her Forget She Ever Had It…

Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

Instructions: usage known.

Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.