Subject: Signs (Page 80)

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!

Use Your Inside Voice

Do not consume

No Shirts – No Shoes – Required

Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order

Hair-O-Dynemix

Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.

Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button

All daddy wanted was a blow job.

Cook The Books

It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!

Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.

Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.

Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money

Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only

Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

This camera will only work when film is inside.

One prick can ruin your life.

God Saw What You Did