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Subject:
Signs
(Page 81)
God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Baby on Board” type sticker on a car in Hong Kong
We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.
Sign
Signs
At a dry cleaner shop
LIVE LOBSTERS DANCING NIGHTLY
Sign
Signs
Caution – Stoolbus
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck
Please Do Not Use – Demo Only
Sign
Signs
On a display toilet in a store
Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Unattended children will be given an espresso & a free puppy
Sign
Signs
At a shop
Hard Wok Cafe
Business name
Signs
A Chinese take-out restaurant
Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Jock's Trap Lounge
Business name
Signs
Bar & restaurant in Detroit
Open 9 Days a Week
Sign
Signs
In a grocery store
Hungry Mother State Park
Sign
Signs
In Virginia
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
Label
Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
If you can't read or write, phone this number.
Sign
Signs
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
Label
Signs
On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.
Sign
Signs
At the side of a Sussex England road
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
Sign
Signs
I. M. Wong
Business name
Signs
Tax accountant n San Francisco
Caution – Water On Road During Rain
Road sign
Signs
A road sign in Tennessee
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
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