Subject: Signs (Page 81)

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

Look! Our new baby is on our car!

We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

LIVE LOBSTERS DANCING NIGHTLY

Caution – Stoolbus

Please Do Not Use – Demo Only

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Unattended children will be given an espresso & a free puppy

Hard Wok Cafe

Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired

Jock's Trap Lounge

Open 9 Days a Week

Hungry Mother State Park

Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine

If you can't read or write, phone this number.

Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.

SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.

NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager

I. M. Wong

GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area