Subject: Signs (Page 81)

Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

Pork The One You Love

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

Don't Make Me Come Down There – God

Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced

No small children

Life Is Hard; Then You Nap

Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

Blackened Bluefish

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)

Not for weight control.

Not to Be Used as a Hard Hat

Battery may explore or leak.

Wash Inside Out – Remove Child Before Washing – Made in China

Pass Gas

The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

Soon Fatt

NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted

We are open on Labor Day.

Hurry Cutter – Barbershop