Subject: Signs (Page 81)

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Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

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⬅ Trips to the Moon

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Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.

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ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

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T-bone Steak $1 [In fine print underneath] With meat $12

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No Smoking Dogs

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The Fryin’ Dutchman

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Birth Certifict [sic] Where Obama Where

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CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH

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Long Yellow Things .78 lb.

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Strictly no climbing picnics

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W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.

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Goat Guard Dog On Duty

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Use only on underarms.

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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

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We Really Know Our Stuff

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Diesel Fried Chicken

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Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.

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Body & Sole

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