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Subject:
Signs
(Page 82)
Teabaggers Leave a Bad Taste In My Mouth
Protest sign
Signs
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Bumper sticker
Signs
BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food
Label
Signs
Dog and cat food in Singapore
Cycle Lane – Except cycles
Sign
Signs
CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children
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Signs
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Nuts To You
Sign
Signs
Business name
Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.
Label
Signs
In a patient drug education brochure
Eat, Drink, and Remarry.
Sign
Signs
At a Las Vegas hotel
There are squirrels in the basement. Keep door Locked and Closed. If you let them into the house they will eat your face as you sleep. Management
Sign
Signs
Hand-written sign in an apartment house
PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence
Sign
Signs
On a fence
Caution – Stoolbus
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck
Warning: High in sodium
Label
Signs
On a container of salt
H. Woodrow Crook Attorney at Law
Business Name
Signs
In Virginia
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
Sign
Signs
Inside a bowling alley
When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!
Sign
Signs
At a funeral home
Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.
Sign
Signs
In counselor's office
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Label
Signs
On earplugs
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
Sign
Signs
At a convalescent home
Instructions: usage known.
Instructions
Signs
On a can of black pepper
Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Loose Senior Citizen Center
Establishment Name
Signs
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