Subject: Signs (Page 82)

Teabaggers Leave a Bad Taste In My Mouth

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food

Cycle Lane – Except cycles

CAUTION – Blade Extremely Sharp! Keep Out of Children

Nuts To You

Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.

Eat, Drink, and Remarry.

PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence

Caution – Stoolbus

Warning: High in sodium

H. Woodrow Crook Attorney at Law

Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop

When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!

Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

Instructions: usage known.

Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays

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