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Subject:
Signs
(Page 82)
TopGear – These T-shirts were tested on animals. They didn’t fit.
Clothing label
Signs
Binge and Purr Cat Food
Store name
Signs
Fruit-Filled Ministries
Business name
Signs
A storefront church and bakery in Talladega Alabama
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
Sign
Signs
By a half-eaten tulip display
This job is only a test… had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. sic]
Sign
Signs
At an office
Little Miss Muffin
Store name
Signs
Chicago IL
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
Carspa – Best hand job
Translation
Signs
Translations
A carwash in the Philippines
Stinky Stork Diaper Service
Business name
Signs
Staten Island New York
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
Label
Signs
On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.
Sign
Signs
At a Milwaukee tire shop
Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Barking
British town name
Signs
Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas.
Church sign
Football
Signs
Sports
On a church sign in Arkansas prior to a 1969 game
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Emergencies
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
Sign
Signs
Translations
In a park in China
Parking For Birds Only
Sign
Signs
In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers
Malfunction: Too less water.
Sign
Signs
A notice left on a coffee machine
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
Sign
Signs
On a septic tank truck in Oregon
No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed
Sign
Signs
Outside a building
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