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Subject:
Signs
(Page 82)
Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door
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Signs
PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed
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Signs
On a retail store door in Stevens Point WI
On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened
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Signs
Historical marker
Remove plastic before eating.
Label
Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]
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Signs
Froggy’s Towing
Remember the mane!
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Signs
At a hair salon
Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!
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Signs
On a septic truck
Beauty & The Beach
Business name
Signs
Several swimwear shops
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese restaurant
Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
Translation
Signs
Translations
Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
Pass Gas
Business name
Signs
Alongside the road
Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
Fortune cookie
Signs
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Label
Signs
On an Espresso Kettle
Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.
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Children
Signs
In window of Hampstead bookseller
Don’t forget you are always on our minds.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel
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Signs
At a number of military bases
Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM
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Signs
At a restaurant
ALL CAPITAL LETTERS MEANS I’M SERIOUS!
Protest sign
Signs
We make mouse calls.
Sign
Signs
At an exterminator’s office
Great Head
Business name
Signs
Beauty salon in Chicago
Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
Sign
Signs
An optometrist's office
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