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Subject:
Signs
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Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
Sign
Signs
At a church
WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING
Sign
Signs
BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS
Sign
Signs
You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.
Fortune cookie
Signs
FOUND – Gay dog – was crossing Dundas St. on Saturday, July 14th… won’t stop humping my dog! Please come get ‘em. Call 778-….
Sign
Animals
Dogs
Signs
No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby
Sign
Signs
In an apartment house
Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs on a school gate
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
Label
Signs
On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
Classic Pooh Spreaders – Spread the charm of Pooh just about anywhere with these beautifully crafted stainless steel spreading knives…
Label
Signs
On Winnie-the-Pooh knives
To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
Sign
Signs
Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Label
Signs
On the instructions for a cordless phone
Patriotic Resisance [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
For lifting purposes only.
Label
Signs
Box for a car jack
Disaster Masters Inc
Business name
Signs
Disaster management firm
Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends
Sign
Signs
On a tanker truck
The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.
Fortune cookie
Signs
For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Hung Phat Restaurant
Store name
Signs
Hung Phat Restaurant
How You Brewin?
Business name
Signs
Coffee shops in New Jersey
WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).
Sign
Signs
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