Subject: Signs (Page 82)

TopGear – These T-shirts were tested on animals. They didn’t fit.

Binge and Purr Cat Food

Fruit-Filled Ministries

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

This job is only a test… had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. sic]

Little Miss Muffin

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

DOWN WITH ZIPPERS

Carspa – Best hand job

Stinky Stork Diaper Service

Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.

Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

Barking

In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.

Pole Dancing is Prohibited

Parking For Birds Only

Malfunction: Too less water.

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

No Concealable Weapons Allowed • No Unconcealable Weapons Allowed