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Subject:
Signs
(Page 82)
– – – > Restrooms – – – > Please Wait For Hostess to Seat You
Sign
Signs
Two signs found atop one another in a restaurant
French Creeps
Sign
Translation
Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Label
Signs
On a beach ball
The Hop Yard
Business name
Signs
An alehouse & grill
Blind Drive on Right
Sign
Signs
Road sign north of Saint Helena CA
QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.
Sign
Signs
Blind Persons Cross Here
Sign
Signs
At a crosswalk
Closer, Easier
Translation
Signs
Above a urinal in China
Permanent Erections
Business name
Signs
Fencing company
How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
The Codfather
Business name
Signs
Various fish and chip shops in the UK
Meating Place
Store name
Signs
A butcher shop
If you keep shouting like that, you’ll get big muscles all over your face.
Protest sign
Signs
Toughen Glass Cutting Board – Easily Clean, Hygienic – Warning: Not suitable for chopping food on
A Book title
,
Label
Signs
SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
Sign
Signs
Lawn Order
Business name
Signs
Lawn and garden store (opened by a retired police officer)
CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads
Sign
Signs
In the service area of a small airport
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
Sign
Signs
At a church
Old adopted mother fillet
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a menu in China
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders
Sign
Signs
Ice Cold Ice – 2/$5
Sign
Signs
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