Subject: Signs (Page 82)

Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door

PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed

On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened

Remove plastic before eating.

Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

Remember the mane!

Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!

Beauty & The Beach

Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends

Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor

Pass Gas

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.

Don’t forget you are always on our minds.

Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel

Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM

ALL CAPITAL LETTERS MEANS I’M SERIOUS!

We make mouse calls.

Great Head

Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care