Subject: Signs (Page 83)

Spraying of water chicken food

Entrance Only – Do Not Enter

Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING

Frisky Business

Young Dong Garden

Directors Cut

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Procrastinate Now

Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Sliced Children with broccoli…

B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm

PLANET OF THE GRAPES – Wine & Spirits

Gamble Insurance Agency

TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.

M.T. Bellies

Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane

Obama Commander and Theif [sic]

Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ

Do not use in shower.