Subject: Signs (Page 83)

CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH

Safe for carpets, too!

Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!

Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer

Hair-O-Dynemix

The Man Lock by McGard – PROTECTS YOUR MANHOLE – Against Unwanted Access – McGard Special Products Division

Nobody reads billboards…. But you just did :)

Terminal Drugs

Members and Non Members Only

Caution: Contents may catch fire.

When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.

Swim and Must Know At Sea

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed

Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT

Burningtown Fire District

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

Be Right Back

Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…

Born Again Auto Sales

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