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Subject:
Signs
(Page 83)
NOTICE • Ladies Under Repair. Use the On at the Pool side Area. By Management.
Sign
Signs
Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Rehab is for quitters.
Bumper sticker
Signs
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Bumper sticker
Signs
Sock Market
Business name
Signs
Sock stores
Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
The Golden Shower Restaurant
Restaurant name
Signs
Boneless Bananas 89¢
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Signs
It’s a Grind Coffee House
Store name
Signs
In San Diego
WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road
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Signs
Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
When in doubt, faith it!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Hard Wok Cafe
Business name
Signs
A Chinese take-out restaurant
BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here
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Signs
No Planking Anytime
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Signs
On the side of a building
Shock Your Mom – Go to Church
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Signs
At a church
Audie & Joyce Beauty Salon & Mini-Storage
Business name
Signs
In Walla Walla Washington
We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.
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Signs
At an exterminator’s office
This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.
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Signs
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I. M. Wong
Business name
Signs
Tax accountant n San Francisco
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