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Subject:
Signs
(Page 83)
CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH
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Signs
Parking garage height clearance
Safe for carpets, too!
Label
Signs
On Woolite® carpet cleaner
Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!
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Signs
Sign on a business’s door
Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer
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Signs
Hair-O-Dynemix
Business name
Signs
A London Hairdressers
The Man Lock by McGard – PROTECTS YOUR MANHOLE – Against Unwanted Access – McGard Special Products Division
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Signs
Manholes
Nobody reads billboards…. But you just did :)
Billboard
Signs
On a highway near Austin TX
Terminal Drugs
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Signs
Atop a San Francisco drug store located near a bus terminal
Members and Non Members Only
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Signs
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Label
Signs
On matches
When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Swim and Must Know At Sea
Translation
Signs
Translations
Title of swimming safety rules in China
If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed
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Signs
On a retail store door in Stevens Point WI
Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT
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Signs
Burningtown Fire District
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Signs
In North Carolina
SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
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Signs
Be Right Back
Business name
Signs
Forbidden Items In Your Hand Baggage • Fire guns of any kind, or toys resembling them • Catapults…
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Signs
In an airport
Born Again Auto Sales
Business name
Signs
In Merrick in New York
END ROAD WORK
Protest sign
Signs
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