Subject: Signs (Page 84)

Our Spinach Salad… is to die from

Beware of Invisibility

A Flush Beats A Full House!

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

Walkin's Welcome

Rook Takes Pawnshop

DOWN WITH ZIPPERS

Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.

May contain foam.

Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles

Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

Why Not Try Tossing Ove Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?

Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors

H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival

We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.

We have met the enemy and it is us.

(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist (Pogo)

A Deli Named Desire

Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond

Thefts Are Occurring In The Building

You are going to have some new clothes.