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Subject:
Signs
(Page 84)
Wrekin Construction
Business name
Signs
Construction company in the United Kingdom
PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
Sign
Signs
At a zoo
Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door
Sign
Signs
This Rally Was On My Bucket List.
Protest sign
Signs
Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
Sign
Signs
At a church
Urine Goes Here
Sign
Signs
On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."
Sign
Signs
Wok N Roll
Business name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in England
Closer, Easier
Translation
Signs
Above a urinal in China
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
Label
Signs
In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw
NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM
Sign
Signs
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a wristwatch
Zombie Invasion!!! Run!!!
On a portable lighted highway sign
Signs
Hell’s Kitchen Catering
Store name
Signs
Caterer in New York City
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly
Sign
Signs
No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Sign
Signs
NM
On A ski lift in Taos
Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
Label
Signs
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Do not use me. I am possessed.
Sign
Signs
On a copy machine
A Salt & Battery
Store name
Signs
Fish & chips shop in Greenwich Village NY
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