Subject: Signs (Page 84)

Wrekin Construction

PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door

This Rally Was On My Bucket List.

Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams

Urine Goes Here

Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."

Wok N Roll

Closer, Easier

Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.

NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM

Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

Zombie Invasion!!! Run!!!

Hell’s Kitchen Catering

Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly

No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey

Always drive on roads. Not on people.

Do not use me. I am possessed.

A Salt & Battery