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Subject:
Signs
(Page 84)
Our Spinach Salad… is to die from
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Beware of Invisibility
Street Sign
Signs
Street sign
A Flush Beats A Full House!
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck
Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Walkin's Welcome
Sign
Signs
At a nail salon
Rook Takes Pawnshop
Store name
Signs
Oklahoma City
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.
Sign
Signs
At a fitness center
May contain foam.
Label
Signs
On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles
Sign
Signs
Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess
Sign
Signs
Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message
Sign
Signs
At a church
Why Not Try Tossing Ove Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal?
Label
Signs
On a packet of Sun-Maid raisins
Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors
Sign
Signs
H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival
Sign
Signs
On the marquis for the Crystal Coast Civic Center Morehead City NC
We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In a Japanese restaurant
We have met the enemy and it is us.
Walt Kelly
(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist
(Pogo)
People
Signs
Enemy
Pogo Earth Day poster
Us
A Deli Named Desire
Business name
Signs
A delicatessen in New York
Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond
Sign
Signs
Thefts Are Occurring In The Building
Sign
Signs
You are going to have some new clothes.
Fortune cookie
Signs
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