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Subject:
Signs
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Don’tt Drink and Drive
Sign
Signs
Road sign
Genuine Fake Watches
Sign
Signs
Just a shade better.
Sign
Signs
On an awning manufacturer’s door
⬅ Trips to the Moon
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.
Sign
Signs
In a bowling alley in Katy TX
Warning keep out of children
Label
Signs
On a Korean kitchen knife
You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.
Fortune cookie
Signs
No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs
Sign
Signs
Weiner & Cox
Business name
Signs
Southfield MI
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
Label
Signs
TODAY’S SPECIAL: Barely Soup
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Bung Hole
Restaurant name
Signs
WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant
Sign
Signs
On a fence
Cycle Lane – Except cycles
Sign
Signs
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
Label
Signs
INSIDE a carton
Binge and Purr Cat Food
Store name
Signs
I Must Be Dyslexic; My Rights Left!
Protest sign
Signs
Amigone Funeral Home
Sign
Signs
In New York
How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Please consume all food on premises.
Sign
Signs
At a Souplantation restaurant
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