Subject: Signs (Page 84)

Outer Space for Rent

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Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only

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Pool Sharks

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Derry Air

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Do not use this product during an earthquake.

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Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

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When in doubt, faith it!

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ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007

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Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given

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Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber

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Tokyo Roe’s Sushi Palace

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I. M. Wong

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Do Not Stand Up Through the Sun Roof While Driving or While Closing It

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Caution: Hot beverages are hot!

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Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.

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Assman’s Barber Hairstyling Salon

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Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point

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Don't Wait For the Hearse to Take You to Church

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The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

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Buster Cherry’s Orchard

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Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

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