Subject: Signs (Page 84)

Youth in Asia Will Kill Your Grandma

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

Everyday low value

The Best Little Hair House Salon • CRUNCHY FEET? SPA PEDICURES BY GLENDA 437-….

Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.

Ride the S.L.U.T. – South Lake Union Trolley

Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15

Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.

ALL CAPITAL LETTERS MEANS I’M SERIOUS!

I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

Mother Truckers

Stiff Nipples

Unattended children will be given an espresso & a free puppy

Remember Descent the Highest Form of Patriotic [sic]

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

Welcome to Accident

International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use