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Signs
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Youth in Asia Will Kill Your Grandma
Protest sign
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Euthanasia
STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
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At a church
Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God
Church sign
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Outside a church
Everyday low value
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On a Taco Bell in Coralville IA
The Best Little Hair House Salon • CRUNCHY FEET? SPA PEDICURES BY GLENDA 437-….
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Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Instructions
Signs
On a box of pills.
Ride the S.L.U.T. – South Lake Union Trolley
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Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag
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Signs
Above an out-of-order toilet covered with a plastic bag
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
Label
Signs
On a chainsaw
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15
Bumper sticker
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Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
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Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
ALL CAPITAL LETTERS MEANS I’M SERIOUS!
Protest sign
Signs
I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.
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Signs
On a street pole
Mother Truckers
Business name
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Trucking company in Westminster California
Stiff Nipples
Business name
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Air conditioning service
Unattended children will be given an espresso & a free puppy
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Signs
At a shop
Remember Descent the Highest Form of Patriotic [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Fortune cookie
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Welcome to Accident
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Signs
A town in Maryland
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
Label
Signs
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