Subject: Signs (Page 84)

Fruit-Filled Ministries

My Opinions Change With New Information

Homescholers for Perry

Bead It

Parking for drive-through customers only.

NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA

Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living

KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN

Husbands Should Come With Instructions

DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE

⬅ Trips to the Moon

No Playing Allowed

WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road

Think Outside the FOX

To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.

We Offer Pizza and Quiet.

Stagger's

Permanent Erections

Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out

Felix the Cut