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Subject:
Signs
(Page 85)
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
Sign
Signs
At a disco
Cleans and refreshes without soap or water. Contains: Water, fragrance & soap.
Ingredients
Signs
On the packet for a moist towelette
Nandi Aqua – Packaged Drinking Water – Now Water with H2O
Billboard
Signs
In the Middle East
Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law
Business name
Signs
Phillipsburg NJ
A stranger will soon relieve himself.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Your vinyl resting place.
Sign
Signs
In a waterbed shop
Caution: Non-Flammable
Label
Signs
On a fire extinguisher
Archangel Fireworks Inc.
Sign
Signs
0% OFF • Select Items – Today
Sign
Signs
Large banner hanging from a store
The Booby Trap
Business name
Signs
Custom-made brassiere shop in Los Angeles
Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message
Sign
Signs
At a church
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in England
7 Days Without Pizza Makes One Weak
Sign
Signs
At a pizza shop
You will be doomed to a great marriage.
Fortune cookie
Signs
CAUTION – Tomatoes →
Sign
Signs
On a telephone pole
Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
Sign
Signs
At a church
All fiends and relatives.
Sign
Signs
On a funeral card
referring to honorary pallbearers
Be Polite
Sign
Signs
A large billboard
Underneath type was written “Go F**k Yourself!
No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Sign
Signs
NM
On A ski lift in Taos
Time Wounds All Heels
Sign
Signs
In a podiatrist's window
NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA
Sign
Signs
In the middle of a field containing no water at a national park
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