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Subject:
Signs
(Page 85)
Hell’s Kitchen Catering
Store name
Signs
Caterer in New York City
Because there is the situation when a step is bad, please be careful.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in Japan
X-to-C (Ecstasy)
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Merrill Wisconsin at the corner of County Highways “X” and “C”
Eat Here or We'll Both Starve
Sign
Signs
On a little restaurant
If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees
Bumper sticker
Signs
Hire college students while they still know everything.
Sign
Signs
Bumper sticker seen on the San Diego Freeway
May be harmful if swallowed.
Label
Signs
From a shipment of hammers
Malfunction: Too less water.
Sign
Signs
A notice left on a coffee machine
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Not to Be Used as a Hard Hat
Sign
Signs
Printed on a 5-gallon bucket
Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door
Sign
Signs
The Lactation Station
Business name
Signs
A breast pump retailer in Lexington Kentucky
Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed
Sign
Signs
At a golf course
Thurston
Business name
Signs
Discount beverage retailer in Texas
Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?
Sign
Signs
On the door of a plastic surgeon's office
MILF
Business name
Signs
Mohammed Ibrahim Law Firm in Oman
The Vigilante Law Firm
Business name
Signs
In PA & NJ
WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs
Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.
Sign
Signs
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