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Subject:
Signs
(Page 85)
Provincetown MA 3205 Miles
On the western end of US Route 6 in California
Signs
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
Sign
Signs
Translations
In a park in China
Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
I’m ambivalent as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore… I don’t think
Protest sign
Signs
Ambivalence
Don’t Let Glenn Beck Teabag Our Children!
Protest sign
Signs
Run like Anything!
Sign
Signs
Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in an office building
Dead End – Employee Parking
Sign
Signs
Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.
Sign
Signs
At a church
On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened
Sign
Signs
Historical marker
Parking For Birds Only
Sign
Signs
In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers
Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given
Sign
Signs
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Instructions
Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing
Sign
Signs
In a bowling alley in Katy TX
Women – Slippery When Wet
Sign
Signs
Two adjacent signs on a restroom door
Thai Me Up
Sign
Signs
In Jackson
Name of a Thai restaurant
WY
3 Words that will save the economy – Gay Bridal Registry
Protest sign
Signs
Check your bill, it may be added wrong.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
Sign
Signs
At an Applebee's restaurant
Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
Sign
Signs
On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle
Sign
Signs
On a billboard
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