Subject: Signs (Page 85)

Hell’s Kitchen Catering

X-to-C (Ecstasy)

Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees

Hire college students while they still know everything.

May be harmful if swallowed.

Malfunction: Too less water.

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

Not to Be Used as a Hard Hat

Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door

The Lactation Station

Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed

Thurston

Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?

MILF

The Vigilante Law Firm

WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT

OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy

Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.