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Subject:
Signs
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Women – Slippery When Wet
Sign
Signs
Two adjacent signs on a restroom door
Warning: knives are sharp!
Label
Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Norman D Landing
Business name
Signs
A military shop in the UK
Your Gardening Angel
Sign
Signs
At a garden shop
The object has been temporarily removed as we revise its facial expression, which was deemed zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo exhibit
I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90
Sign
Signs
From a menu
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Label
Signs
On a bag of Fritos
Turn off motor before using this product.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!
Sign
Signs
At a funeral home
Push button. Foam coming plenty. Big Noise. Finish.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a laundry
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished
Sign
Signs
Warning: May contain small parts
Label
Signs
On a Frisbee package
Keep your wait under control – take a number.
Sign
Signs
At a bakery
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
Bumper sticker
Age
Appearance
Old
Signs
Thank You For Taking All the Eating Utensils Home To Wash Them. You Can Bring Them Back Now.
Sign
Signs
3 Words that will save the economy – Gay Bridal Registry
Protest sign
Signs
I’m ambivalent as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore… I don’t think
Protest sign
Signs
Ambivalence
A Salt & Battery
Store name
Signs
Fish & chips shop in Greenwich Village NY
We Haul American Made Products
Sign
Signs
Bill's Septic Cleaning
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