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Subject:
Signs
(Page 86)
Pedestrian under construction
Translation
Signs
Translations
A construction sign
Death to all fanatics!
Protest sign
Signs
Fanatics
Do not use while sleeping.
Label
Signs
On a Sears hairdryer
No Playing Allowed
Sign
Signs
On the gate of a playground fence
European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness
Sign
Signs
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
Translation
Signs
Sports
Translations
On a basketball video game in Japan
The Hairtaker
Business name
Signs
A barbershop in Los Angeles
UFO UNIVERSITY
Sign
Signs
On a building
Beauty & The Beach
Business name
Signs
Several swimwear shops
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Instructions
Signs
On a bag of cat biscuits
Our fish come from the best schools.
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Do not use for personal hygiene.
Label
Signs
On a toilet brush
Warning: contains nuts
Label
Signs
Sainsbury's peanuts
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Bumper sticker
Signs
NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS.
Sign
Signs
At an Arby's in North Bend WA
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms.
Sign
Signs
Sliced Children with broccoli…
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a menu in China
Spruce Springclean
Business name
Signs
Home cleaning service
When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
Sign
Signs
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Label
Signs
Box of pills
Instructions
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