Subject: Signs (Page 86)

Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.

Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings

Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here

Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

Caution: Risk of fire

Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You

The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….

No Lifeguard on Duty

Derry Air

Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.

Shake well and buy often

WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant

You will hurt your leg.

Do Me a Flavor

WARNING – Feed A Pigeon – Lose a Finger

Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen

Atheists For Masturbation

Be Polite