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Subject:
Signs
(Page 86)
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk
Bumper sticker
Signs
Do not use as ear plugs.
Label
Signs
On Silly Putty®
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Carspa – Best hand job
Translation
Signs
Translations
A carwash in the Philippines
Stay in school and be up to know-good
Sign
Signs
At a school
It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!
Protest sign
Politics
Signs
Average Contents: 2
Label
Signs
On a Puma shoe box
Nandi Aqua – Packaged Drinking Water – Now Water with H2O
Billboard
Signs
In the Middle East
Do Not Turn Upside Down
Label
Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Eat Here and Get Gas
Sign
Signs
At restaurant/gas station
DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
Sign
Signs
STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
Sign
Signs
Warning: Not for human consumption
Label
Signs
On tropical fish food
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
Happy Hour Here Every Sunday
Sign
Signs
At a church
Welcome to Accident
Sign
Signs
A town in Maryland
Please Note – As from 27th October all staff will be required to arrive at work with teeth – if you don’t have, please provide proof that you are getting some – thank you
Sign
Signs
It’s a Crewel World
Store name
Signs
Online British fabric store
Kabra Kebabra
Business name
Signs
A Kebab restaurant
A Deli Named Desire
Business name
Signs
A delicatessen in New York
Mental Health Prevention Center
Sign
Signs
At a medical building
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