Subject: Signs (Page 86)

Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.

Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures

Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

CAT FOUND – (over two pictures of an opossum) Black & tan with grey – Male – No collar – Not very friendly, I think he might be scared. – Not house broken either – Found on Sunset Blvd. – If he is yours, Please call …

Hog Town Cafe

I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

Fawcett Inn

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

Watch your step. Watch your mouth.

PEE COLA

No stopping or standing.

Life’s a Cabernet

The Codfather

Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale

Vicious Cycle

Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully

CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.

Men – Ladies – Employees Only

Baguetti Junction

Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly