Subject: Signs (Page 86)

Keep Your Hands Off MY Third Amendment Rights! – No Soldiers Quartered In MY House

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There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

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This product not tested on animals.

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Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM

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Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag

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There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

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Look before driving.

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Slow – Children at Play
Hunting with Shotgun Only

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Wash Upon A Star

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Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.

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THIS IS NOT A BIN

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The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment

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Free Juice Packet – $0.35

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Do not use for a baby wipe.

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Use only on underarms.

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Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!

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We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left

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I Stand 4 Good Posture

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Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs

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Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.

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Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

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