Subject: Signs (Page 86)

Miss Pearl’s Jam House

Family Jewels

I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

CAT FOUND – (over two pictures of an opossum) Black & tan with grey – Male – No collar – Not very friendly, I think he might be scared. – Not house broken either – Found on Sunset Blvd. – If he is yours, Please call …

Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT

European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Pool Closed – Fecal Accident

Soon Fatt

Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms

Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed

FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast

Try our new zesty owl.

Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

Do not use house paint on face.

Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

Passmore Gas & Propane

Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”

Take care: new non-slip surface.

All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library

Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives