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Subject:
Signs
(Page 86)
Miss Pearl’s Jam House
Store name
Signs
In Oakland
Family Jewels
Business name
Signs
Name of a jewelry store
I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?
Bumper sticker
Signs
CAT FOUND – (over two pictures of an opossum) Black & tan with grey – Male – No collar – Not very friendly, I think he might be scared. – Not house broken either – Found on Sunset Blvd. – If he is yours, Please call …
Sign
Signs
Sign on a telephone pole
Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT
Sign
Signs
European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness
Sign
Signs
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Pool Closed – Fecal Accident
Sign
Signs
Soon Fatt
Restaurant name
Signs
Chinese Take Away Restaurant in Malaysia
Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms
Sign
Signs
On a restroom wall
Emergency Foot Surgery – Walk-ins Welcomed
Sign
Signs
At an Amelia Island FL podiatrist’s office
FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast
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Signs
At a motel
Try our new zesty owl.
Sign
Signs
A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
Sign
Signs
Do not use house paint on face.
Label
Signs
From a Visa commercial depicting an expectant couple shopping for paint
Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Passmore Gas & Propane
Business Name
Signs
In Arizona
Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
Sign
Signs
At Disneyland
Take care: new non-slip surface.
Label
Signs
In front of a newly renovated ramp that led to the entrance of a building
All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library
Sign
Books
Signs
Lance Armstrong
Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives
Sign
Signs
On a billboard
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