Subject: Signs (Page 86)

Pedestrian under construction

Death to all fanatics!

Do not use while sleeping.

No Playing Allowed

European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness

Whore – Amazing Happen NBA

The Hairtaker

UFO UNIVERSITY

Beauty & The Beach

Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.

Our fish come from the best schools.

Do not use for personal hygiene.

Warning: contains nuts

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS.

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms.

Sliced Children with broccoli…

Spruce Springclean

When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…

Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.