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Subject:
Signs
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Hot Drinks to Take Out or Sit In.
Sign
Signs
In a cafe
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!
Protest sign
Signs
Patience
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here
Sign
Signs
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
Label
Signs
On Depends® adult diapers
Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
Sign
Signs
Along a road near a prison
Caution: Risk of fire
Label
Signs
On Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….
Sign
Signs
No Lifeguard on Duty
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Signs
By an elevator
Derry Air
Store name
Signs
Heat & air in Derry NH
Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.
Sign
Signs
At a loan company
Shake well and buy often
Label
Signs
Silk Soy Milk
WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant
Sign
Signs
On a fence
You will hurt your leg.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Do Me a Flavor
Business Name
Signs
Various ice cream shops in New Jersey
WARNING – Feed A Pigeon – Lose a Finger
Sign
Signs
Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen
Sign
Signs
?
Atheists For Masturbation
Protest sign
Signs
Be Polite
Sign
Signs
A large billboard
Underneath type was written “Go F**k Yourself!
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