Subject: Signs (Page 87)

You Can't Beat Our Meat!

Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

My Opinions Change With New Information

The Turd Burglar – Grieve Septic & Liquid Waste

Yelling Dental Clinic

If Your Cup Runneth Over, Let Someone Else Runneth the Car.

When in doubt, faith it!

Brew ha!

May We Have the Next Dents?

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Warning: High in sodium

Happy Hour Here Every Sunday

H. Woodrow Crook Attorney at Law

Rest Area Next Right

Enviro Mental Protection Area

Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation

Dirty Dog’s Done Dirt Cheap

Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms

Pole Dancing is Prohibited