Subject: Signs (Page 87)

Keep refrigerated … avoid the fridge.

Pickens Nose Trail

Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!

Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic

Profanity sucks.

Carlos O'Kelly's

What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

Do not eat.

Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”

Lent: Spring Training For Christians

Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey

One Hugh [sic] Mistake America

Carspa – Best hand job

KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30

Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)

No Planking Anytime

Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN