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Subject:
Signs
(Page 87)
So So Hair Salon
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Hong Kong
Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.
Bumper sticker
Signs
OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available
Sign
Signs
On an information office door
Ronald McDonald Funeral Home
Sign
Signs
Pleased to Meat You
Sign
Signs
On butcher's window
Long Yellow Things .78 lb.
Sign
Signs
On a display of bananas
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
Sign
Signs
Translations
In a park in China
God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!
Sign
Signs
At a church
Absolutely Nothing – Next 22 Miles
Road sign in rural Montana
Signs
It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
Translation
Signs
Translations
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME
Sign
Signs
Outside a disco
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Frisky Business
Business name
Signs
Numerous pet groomers and adult boutiques
Watts you see is watts you get.
Sign
Signs
At an electric company
Little Miss Muffin
Store name
Signs
Chicago IL
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Lane Closed To Ease Congestion
Sign
Signs
Road warning sign
FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
Sign
Signs
Please Do Not Use – Demo Only
Sign
Signs
On a display toilet in a store
Ask About Our Plans For Owning Your Home
Sign
Signs
At a loan company office
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