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Signs At the side of a Sussex England road

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Subject: Signs (Page 87)

Spraying of water chicken food

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NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.

THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead

For best results, remove cap.

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.

Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.

The Sole Provider

100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.

No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time

The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.

Please Do Not Use – Demo Only

Back in 37½ Seconds

Crap – .79/lb.