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Subject:
Signs
(Page 87)
Down With Sodomy! Up With Tea Bagging!
Protest sign
Signs
We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.
Protest sign
Signs
You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Long Yellow Things .78 lb.
Sign
Signs
On a display of bananas
A tub and a rub will change your day.
Fortune cookie
Signs
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Bumper sticker
Signs
ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.
Sign
Signs
In a dry cleaner's window
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond
Sign
Signs
Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear
Sign
Signs
The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.
Sign
Signs
Outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales
BRITISH HAIRWAYS
Sign
Signs
Name of an English hair salon
Ugly Girl Hand Cream
Sign
Signs
In China
Mammoth Erections
Business name
Signs
Concrete contractor in Austin Texas
What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
Phyllis Diller
(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Appearance
Body
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Signs
Contraception
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Old people
NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Sign
Signs
Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches
Sign
Signs
On a menu
We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.
Sign
Signs
A notice in a restaurant
Let us fill your crack!
Sign
Signs
On an asphalt truck
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Sign
Signs
At a church
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