Subject: Signs (Page 87)

Down With Sodomy! Up With Tea Bagging!

We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.

You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

Long Yellow Things .78 lb.

A tub and a rub will change your day.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond

Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear

The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.

BRITISH HAIRWAYS

Ugly Girl Hand Cream

Mammoth Erections

What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR

Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches

We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.

Let us fill your crack!

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.