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Subject:
Signs
(Page 87)
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
Sign
Signs
On a septic tank truck in Oregon
Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Payment is due by the due date.
Label
Signs
On a credit card statement
Warning keep out of children
Label
Signs
On a Korean kitchen knife
CLEARANCE – NOT TOO MUCH
Sign
Signs
Parking garage height clearance
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time
Sign
Signs
Adjacent to a Stop for Pedestrians sign
Take care to fall into water
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
Gone Fishing Marina
Business name
Signs
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Bumper sticker
Signs
DANGER Due To Hipsters
Sign
Signs
On construction scaffolding
A Pane in the Glass
Business name
Signs
Glassworks in Naples Florida
Pull Out & SAVE up to $600
Sign
Signs
A BabiesRUs coupon
Caution • This building may rotate without warning
Sign
Signs
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It’s a Grind Coffee House
Store name
Signs
In San Diego
STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams
Sign
Signs
At a car wash
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
Sign
Signs
At a church
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
Sign
Signs
At a home
Please put the toys back when you are threw with them.
Sign
Signs
In a thrift store's toy section
Please do not disturb further.
Sign
Signs
On a door to a psychiatric ward
CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads
Sign
Signs
In the service area of a small airport
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