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Subject:
Signs
(Page 87)
Keep refrigerated … avoid the fridge.
Label
Signs
On a Mozzarella salad bagel
Pickens Nose Trail
Sign
Signs
Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!
Road sign
Signs
Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic
Sign
Signs
Translations
At a parking garage exit
Profanity sucks.
Protest sign
Signs
Oxymorons
Carlos O'Kelly's
Business name
Signs
Mexican Cafe in Wichita Kansas
What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!
Protest sign
Signs
Patience
You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do not eat.
Label
Signs
On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
Sign
Signs
At Disneyland
Lent: Spring Training For Christians
Sign
Signs
At a church
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
Sign
Signs
Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
One Hugh [sic] Mistake America
Protest sign
Signs
Carspa – Best hand job
Translation
Signs
Translations
A carwash in the Philippines
KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
Sign
Signs
In a veterinarian's waiting room
This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
No Planking Anytime
Sign
Signs
On the side of a building
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a zoo in Thailand
NO PARKING ABOVE THIS SIGN
Sign
Signs
On a pole
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