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Subject:
Signs
(Page 88)
Know Knew Books
Business name
Signs
A used book store in Palo Alto CA
Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Push Push Push.
Sign
Signs
On the door of the maternity ward
The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1
Sign
Signs
At a church
DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw
Sign
Signs
Label on a chainsaw
Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.
Sign
Signs
Pooh Siftin Sandbox
Label
Signs
On a plastic Winnie-the-Pooh sandbox
Rich Manger Attorney
Business name
Signs
High Point NC
Parking For Birds Only
Sign
Signs
In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers
Sew What
Store name
Signs
Many sewing shops
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
Sign
Signs
Hair Raid Shelter
Business name
Signs
Various hairdressers
This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."
Sign
Signs
Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People
Sign
Signs
Outside a hotel
SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS
Sign
Signs
The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You
Sign
Signs
On a copy machine
Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome
Sign
Signs
Kitchen Helf Wated
Sign
Signs
LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Warning: product will be hot after heating.
Label
Signs
On a pudding packet
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Bumper sticker
Signs
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