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TODAY’S SPECIAL: Barely Soup

Signs At a restaurant

Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each

Every Dog Has Its Daycare, Inc.

Signs In Emeryville CA

The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

Signs On a copy machine

The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1

Chain Reaction Bicycles

Caution – No Warning Signs

Signs Alongside a road

Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…

Signs At a church

Sock Market

Signs Sock stores

Happy Hour Here Every Sunday

Signs At a church

Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]

Lunch now being poured.

New Fecal Matter Cakes

Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

Signs (written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)

No Sex Please

Signs On a building wall

Titanic Canoe Rental

Signs In Wisconsin

No Children Allowed

Signs At a Florida maternity ward

BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING

May We Have the Next Dents?

Signs At an auto body shop