Subject: Signs (Page 88)

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THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed

May be harmful if swallowed.

Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.

We're #1 In the #2 Business

No Loose Women

Super Lusty

Will the road you’re on get you to my place? – God

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.

Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

And Honolulu is NOT in Kenya

Thai Me Up

Do not consume

Protect from seawater.

Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity

Today's Special. [Below it says: So's tomorrow]

Nuts Landing

CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT