Subject: Signs (Page 88)

Know Knew Books

Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09

Push Push Push.

The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1

DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw

Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.

Pooh Siftin Sandbox

Rich Manger Attorney

Parking For Birds Only

Sew What

Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th

Hair Raid Shelter

This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."

Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People

SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS

The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome

Kitchen Helf Wated

LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END

Warning: product will be hot after heating.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.