Subject: Signs (Page 88)

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

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STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams

Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen

A Hair Off Brady

Hair Bandits

Make Falafel Not War

Don’t forget to duck.

Stinky Moose Diaper Services

Remove plastic before eating.

Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.

QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$

Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

Our Spinach Salad… is to die from

Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses.

Bach in a minuet.

Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas

No Smorking in Building

We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart