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Subject:
Signs
(Page 88)
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Bumper sticker
Signs
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Label
Signs
On a bag of Fritos
STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams
Sign
Signs
At a car wash
Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen
Sign
Signs
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A Hair Off Brady
Business name
Signs
A hair salon just off Brady St. in Davenport Iowa
Hair Bandits
Business name
Signs
A hairstylist
Make Falafel Not War
Protest sign
Food/Drink
Signs
Don’t forget to duck.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Stinky Moose Diaper Services
Business name
Signs
Alberta Canada
Remove plastic before eating.
Label
Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
Sign
Signs
QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$
Sign
Signs
Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo
Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
Bumper sticker
Age
Appearance
Old
Signs
Our Spinach Salad… is to die from
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Colorful dining space surrounded by stained glasses.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign advertising newly re-designed restaurant
Bach in a minuet.
Sign
Signs
On a music library's door
Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas
Sign
Signs
No Smorking in Building
Sign
Signs
We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart
Sign
Signs
Outside a bar
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