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Subject:
Signs
(Page 88)
Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of
Sign
Signs
In a dry cleaner's shop
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a zoo in Thailand
Ice Is Currently Not Available Due to Freezing Temperatures
Sign
Signs
Rich Manger Attorney
Business name
Signs
High Point NC
Watch your step. Watch your mouth.
Sign
Signs
At entrance and exit of the I.R.S.
Lee King
Business name
Signs
A plumber in England
Hairy Pop-Ins
Business name
Signs
Various pet groomers & hair salons in England
Rehab is for quitters.
Bumper sticker
Signs
67 School of Nursing and Midwifery – Deliveries at rear of building
Sign
Signs
DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
Sign
Signs
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98
Sign
Signs
Cluck You Chicken
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Sunnyvale California
Friday – Honey Mustard Chicken Diapers with Dipping Sauce, Favorite Tators, Mixed Fruit Cup, Cheddar Guppies, Milk.
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Unfiltered Drinking Water
Sign
Signs
On a water fountain in a Chinese hotel
Saudia Hairline
Store name
Signs
A beauty salon
Hard thew to the groud, only. – Can not eat. – Cool place, keep away from the fire.
Translation
Signs
Translations
From a toy package in Taiwan
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
On a packet of peanuts.
Archangel Fireworks Inc.
Sign
Signs
Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs on a school gate
Suitable for outdoor use.
Label
Signs
On a rain gauge
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