Subject: Signs (Page 89)

Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

Please keep out of children.

STIFF

“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

Re-Elect Nobody

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened

For use by trained personnel only.

Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship

Everyday low value

Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes.

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

Plastering contractor

Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.

OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available

The Man Lock by McGard – PROTECTS YOUR MANHOLE – Against Unwanted Access – McGard Special Products Division

Drive Thru Lawyer