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Subject:
Signs
(Page 89)
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Instructions
Signs
On a box of pills.
Garden of Eat’n
Business name
Signs
Numerous restaurants
Can UCLA?
Sign
Signs
At a California Smog Station
Thereto each participant taken circumspection and the carefulness the aquitable
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a children’s play park in Saudi Arabia
Squeeze 10 Times Before Use
Sign
Signs
On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment
STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
Sign
Signs
This job is only a test… had it been an actual job, you would have recieved raises, bonses and promotions. sic]
Sign
Signs
At an office
Saudia Hairline
Store name
Signs
A beauty salon
No Pubic [sic] Option
No single Payer
No Socialism
Protest sign
Signs
Katie's Crotch Rd.
Street Sign
Signs
New Portland Maine
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings
Sign
Signs
From a menu
New Fecal Matter Cakes
Sign
Signs
?
CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE
Sign
Signs
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Label
Signs
On a hose nozzle
Talk Dirty To Me
Business name
Signs
Janitorial company in Albuquerque New Mexico
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Label
Signs
On an Endust Duster
Happy Your Pocket!
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign advertising a restaurant in Japan
Please. Wash the parmesan cheese shakers at the table across from. The young girl was licking the top of the shaker. Thank you.
In a restaurant
Signs
OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available
Sign
Signs
On an information office door
Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
Sign
Signs
Open Other End
Label
Signs
On the bottom of some foreign Coke bottles
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