Subject: Signs (Page 89)

Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket

Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas

Do Not Stand On the Turtle

Phâut Phuc Noodle Bar

The Fryin’ Dutchman

Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

Got Poop?

Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car

Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek

General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

Do not use orally after using rectally.

Mangy Moose Saloon

Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends

Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…

Never smell the inside of a hat.

Warning: This product can burn eyes.