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Subject:
Signs
(Page 89)
Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
Translation
Signs
Translations
Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
Sign
Signs
By a half-eaten tulip display
Please keep out of children.
Label
Signs
On a butcher knife
STIFF
Sign
Signs
On a Tombstone
“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
Sign
Signs
If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Re-Elect Nobody
Bumper sticker
Signs
Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened
Sign
Signs
Historical marker
For use by trained personnel only.
Label
Signs
On a can of air freshener
Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A restaurant sign in Malaysia
Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship
Sign
Signs
At a shop in Maine
Everyday low value
Sign
Signs
On a Taco Bell in Coralville IA
Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
Label
Signs
On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad
Bumper sticker
Signs
Plastering contractor
Business name
Signs
Band name
Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.
Sign
Signs
At an Oregon ski lift
OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available
Sign
Signs
On an information office door
The Man Lock by McGard – PROTECTS YOUR MANHOLE – Against Unwanted Access – McGard Special Products Division
Sign
Signs
Manholes
Drive Thru Lawyer
Business name
Signs
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