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Subject:
Signs
(Page 89)
Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket
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Signs
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Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas
Business name
Signs
Along a road
Referring to Christmas Michigan
Do Not Stand On the Turtle
Sign
Signs
Near a zoo turtle statue
Phâut Phuc Noodle Bar
Restaurant name
Signs
In London
The Fryin’ Dutchman
Business name
Signs
A mobile NY restaurant
Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store
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Signs
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
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Signs
On a fence
In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
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Signs
Got Poop?
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Signs
Franz Septic Pumping truck in Vermont
Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car
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Signs
In a safari park
Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek
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Signs
[sic]
Crestwood Illinois
General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer
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Signs
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do not use orally after using rectally.
Label
Signs
On a thermometer
Mangy Moose Saloon
Store name
Signs
Wyoming
Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends
Sign
Signs
On a tanker truck
Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…
Sign
Signs
At a church
Never smell the inside of a hat.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Label
Signs
From a curling iron
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