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Subject:
Signs
(Page 89)
Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of
Sign
Signs
In a dry cleaner's shop
Talk Dirty To Me
Business name
Signs
Janitorial company in Albuquerque New Mexico
Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
Fortune cookie
Signs
NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM
Sign
Signs
Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors
Sign
Signs
TUAT Swimming Team
Sign
Signs
On a uniform in Japan
Do not use in shower.
Label
Signs
From a hair dryer
Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.
Sign
Signs
On a Mobil© station pump
7 watt – Blue bulb – Intermediate Base – for holiday lights and signs. – Last approximately 1,000 hours. – Dura aproximadamente 2,000 horas.
Label
Signs
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Label
Food/Drink
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?
Protest sign
Science/Weather
Signs
Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
Sign
Signs
On an ice machine
In the dark? Follow the Son.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Absolutely Nothing – Next 22 Miles
Road sign in rural Montana
Signs
Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting
Sign
Signs
In a toy department
Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation
Store name
Signs
The US of A Constution [sic] Lives – We are Awake Now!!
Protest sign
Signs
When in doubt, faith it!
Church sign
Signs
At a church
BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food
Label
Signs
Dog and cat food in Singapore
BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here
Sign
Signs
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
Translation
Signs
Translations
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