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Subject:
Signs
(Page 89)
Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1
Sign
Signs
A sign at a McDonald's
Bong Recreation Area
Sign
Signs
I 94
Kenosha County Wisconsin
Love is Blinds
Business name
Signs
Window treatment company in Missouri
A A All-Vac-O-Matic Central Suction Systems
Business name
Signs
Brief Moments
Sign
Signs
Name of an English lingerie shop
Miss Pearl’s Jam House
Store name
Signs
In Oakland
Facts Are Like Opinions, Except They’re True
Protest sign
Signs
My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.
Sign
Signs
On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s
Not for weight control.
Label
Signs
On a pack of Breath Savers
Soon Fatt
Restaurant name
Signs
Chinese Take Away Restaurant in Malaysia
Bob’s Nozzle Service
Business name
Signs
Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.
Sign
Signs
At a pizza shop
Tank Heaven For Little Grills
Sign
Signs
At a propane filling station
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Diaper Changing Station • Just a reminder… always stay with your baby when using this table.
Sign
Signs
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
Label
Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
Sign
Signs
Katie's Crotch Rd.
Street Sign
Signs
New Portland Maine
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Sign
Signs
In an Acapulco hotel
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
Sign
Signs
At a park
Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
Label
Signs
On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
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