Subject: Signs (Page 89)

Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of

Talk Dirty To Me

Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM

Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors

TUAT Swimming Team

Do not use in shower.

Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.

7 watt – Blue bulb – Intermediate Base – for holiday lights and signs. – Last approximately 1,000 hours. – Dura aproximadamente 2,000 horas.

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?

Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting

Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation

The US of A Constution [sic] Lives – We are Awake Now!!

When in doubt, faith it!

BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food

BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here

Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living