Subject: Signs (Page 9)

Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)

Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.

Leaf It to Me

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.

Thurston

How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?

Garbage Only – No Trash

Open packet. Eat contents.

Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

Hair Asylum

Protest Signs Are An INEFFECTUAL Way Of Communicating NUANCED VIEWS On Issues That CANNOT & SHOULD NOT Be Reduced to SIMPLE PITHY SLOGANS

Boneless Bananas 89¢

Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…

Re-Elect Nobody

Floral & Hardy

Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back

SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL

Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

Where there's a will… I want to be in it.

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