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Subject:
Signs
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Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Sign
Signs
Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog
Sign
Signs
On a front door
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Label
Signs
On a laser pointer
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here
Sign
Signs
James L. Outhouse, QC
Business name
Signs
A lawyer in Digby Nova Scotia
Happy Your Pocket!
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign advertising a restaurant in Japan
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
Bumper sticker
Signs
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
Label
Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
Archangel Fireworks Inc.
Sign
Signs
Buster Cherry’s Orchard
Store name
Signs
CD title and group name
Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
Sign
Signs
By order of the District Council
CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.
Sign
Signs
Absolutely Nothing – Next 22 Miles
Road sign in rural Montana
Signs
Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize
Sign
Signs
Never smell the inside of a hat.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do not use this product during an earthquake.
Label
Signs
From a disposable razor
Butt Drugs
Business name
Signs
A pharmacy in Corydon Indiana
Guardian • To Better Serve You, We’ve Re-located – At The End Of APRIL – Sutherland Pharmacy
Sign
Signs
MODERATION OR DEATH! … or Cake
Protest sign
Signs
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