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Signs
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Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
Sign
Signs
At a park
Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.
Sign
Signs
At a hospital
Leaf It to Me
Business name
Signs
Yard care service
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Thurston
Business name
Signs
Discount beverage retailer in Texas
How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Garbage Only – No Trash
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Signs
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
On a packet of peanuts.
Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland
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Signs
Hair Asylum
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Protest Signs Are An INEFFECTUAL Way Of Communicating NUANCED VIEWS On Issues That CANNOT & SHOULD NOT Be Reduced to SIMPLE PITHY SLOGANS
Protest sign
Signs
Boneless Bananas 89¢
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Signs
Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…
Sign
Signs
At a church
Re-Elect Nobody
Bumper sticker
Signs
Floral & Hardy
Business name
Signs
Flower and gift shop in Oklahoma City
Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back
Sign
Signs
On a subway car
SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL
Sign
Signs
Strip mall sign
Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.
Sign
Signs
Translation of a small American company’s clothing label in France.
Where there's a will… I want to be in it.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Read the Bible: It’s User Friendly Plus We Offer Tech Support Here on Sundays
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case. Materials: Covering: 100% Unknown Stuffing: 100% Unknown
Ingredients
Signs
On a pillow
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