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Subject:
Signs
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Urine Goes Here
Sign
Signs
On wall with an arrow pointing toward the urinal
Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
Sign
Signs
In a bus
Fireproof forest region – Inflammable
Signs
Signs
Translations
At a safari park in Beijing
Zombies Ahead – The End Is Near – Order Pizza
Sign
Signs
At a pizza parlor
Historic Nutt House Hotel
Business Name
Signs
In Granbury Texas
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
Sign
Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
Passmore Gas & Propane
Business Name
Signs
In Arizona
$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…
Sign
Signs
Wanted poster
No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash
Sign
Signs
Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3
Church sign
Signs
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Outside a church
Kids With Gas Eat Free!
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant/gas station
Elephant Butte Inn
Sign
Signs
An inn in New Mexico
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
Sign
Signs
At a auto repair shop
We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.
Sign
Signs
At a dry cleaner shop
Maybe you live on moon in next century
Fortune cookie
Signs
Rugsuckers
Business name
Signs
Carpet cleaning service in Minneapolis
Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.
Fortune cookie
Signs
It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.
Fortune cookie
Signs
No Trespassing Without Permission
Sign
Signs
On the grounds of public school
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.
Sign
Signs
At an Oregon ski lift
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