Subject: Signs (Page 9)

NOW WE TAKING JOB APPLICATION

Alien Accessories

DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.

Please do not inside.

Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times

If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave

PMS Center

Curl Up and Dye

No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

Big Wong

STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out

Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted

Back By Monday

Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club

Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile

Heaven Is Full – Go Home

The Dirty Hoe – Garden Shed

Chain Reaction Bicycles

No Sex Please