Subject: Signs (Page 9)

Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog

Do not look into laser with remaining eye.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here

James L. Outhouse, QC

Happy Your Pocket!

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

Cannot be made non-poisonous.

Archangel Fireworks Inc.

Buster Cherry’s Orchard

Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned

CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.

Credit & Debit Card Machine is not working – Apologize

Never smell the inside of a hat.

Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You

Do not use this product during an earthquake.

Butt Drugs

Guardian • To Better Serve You, We’ve Re-located – At The End Of APRIL – Sutherland Pharmacy

MODERATION OR DEATH! … or Cake