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Subject:
Signs
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NOW WE TAKING JOB APPLICATION
Sign
Signs
Alien Accessories
Business name
Signs
A costume shop
DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.
Sign
Signs
Please do not inside.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign at a Korean museum
Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs on a school gate
If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave
Sign
Signs
On a slot machine
PMS Center
Business name
Signs
– Packing - Mailing - Shipping
Curl Up and Dye
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Sign
Signs
NM
On A ski lift in Taos
Big Wong
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in New York
STOP – Look Left – Right – Left Before Pulling Out
Sign
Signs
Come In And Have Your Faith Lifted
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Back By Monday
Business name
Signs
United Kingdom entertainment consultants
Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions
Sign
Signs
Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club
Sign
Signs
Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!
Sign
Signs
On a septic tank truck
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile
Sign
Signs
On menu of a Chinese restaurant
Heaven Is Full – Go Home
Sign
Signs
The Dirty Hoe – Garden Shed
Business name
Signs
Chain Reaction Bicycles
Store name
Signs
Numerous
No Sex Please
Sign
Signs
On a building wall
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