Subject: Signs (Page 9)

Urine Goes Here

Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing

Fireproof forest region – Inflammable

Zombies Ahead – The End Is Near – Order Pizza

Historic Nutt House Hotel

Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.

Passmore Gas & Propane

$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…

No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash

Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

Kids With Gas Eat Free!

Elephant Butte Inn

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

Maybe you live on moon in next century

Rugsuckers

Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.

No Trespassing Without Permission

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings

Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.