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There’s No A/C in Hell! … Either.

Signs Outside a church

BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive

NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM

Yesterday’s Meals On Wheels

Signs On a septic truck

Please include the proper portion of your bill.

Signs On the envelope for an auto insurance bill

I Masturbate and I VOTE – but not usually at the same time

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

These rows reserved for parents with children.

Signs At a church

W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.

Signs At Saldanha Bay South Africa

CAUTION – Tomatoes →

Signs On a telephone pole

Staff & Visitors Only

Signs At a hospital

Street Terminates 00 Feet

Signs On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota

If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven

Signs Outside a church

THIS IS NOT A BIN

Hair-O-Dynemix

Signs A London Hairdressers

Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing

Signs In a bowling alley in Katy TX

Profanity sucks.

Signs Oxymorons

Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip

Entertainment Film Signs On a theater marquee

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Appearance Body Clothing Signs Contraception Nudity Old people

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