Subject: Signs (Page 90)

Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90

Slow Parking Ahead

Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

Austin Flowers

Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong

This biscuit tastes good.

Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed

When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur

Pool Sharks

Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain

The French Confection

JUNK & DISORDERLY

Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.

To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.

Let us fill your crack!

Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice

Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.

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