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Subject:
Signs
(Page 90)
Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt
Sign
Signs
At a hotel
To Take Notice of Safe – The Slippery Are Very Crafty
Translation
Signs
A caution sign in Japan
Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Austin Flowers
Sign
Signs
Name of a flower store
Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!
Sign
Signs
School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile
Sign
Signs
Outside a school
I Want It All and I Want It Delivered
Bumper sticker
Signs
Having a Sign Makes Me Right
Protest sign
Signs
Out Chopin
Sign
Signs
On music teacher's door
Stagger's
Business name
Signs
A lounge in Huntsville Alabama
Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm
Sign
Signs
At a liquor store
It’s a Crewel World
Store name
Signs
Online British fabric store
Yeah, Well, You Know, That’s Just Like, Uh, Your Opinion Man.
Protest sign
Signs
Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time
Sign
Signs
Futura Drive – Dead End
Sign
Signs
Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.
Sign
Signs
On a Mobil© station pump
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Emergencies
Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter
Sign
Signs
In an airport
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
Translation
Signs
Translations
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
Label
Signs
On children’s cough medicine
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