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Subject:
Signs
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Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Slow Parking Ahead
Road sign
Signs
In King's Canyon in California
Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Austin Flowers
Sign
Signs
Name of a flower store
Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong
Sign
Signs
This biscuit tastes good.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Sign
Signs
PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed
Sign
Signs
On a retail store door in Stevens Point WI
When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur
Sign
Signs
At a church
Pool Sharks
Business name
Signs
Many swimming pool stores
Caution – Water On Road During Rain
Road sign
Signs
A road sign in Tennessee
Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain
Sign
Signs
Above a drinking fountain
The French Confection
Business name
Signs
A confectionary
STOP! Drive Sideways.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A detour sign in Japan
JUNK & DISORDERLY
Sign
Signs
Name of a store in England
Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.
Sign
Children
Signs
In window of Hampstead bookseller
To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
Sign
Signs
Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
Let us fill your crack!
Sign
Signs
On an asphalt truck
Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice
Sign
Signs
On A road in Cyprus (translated)
Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.
Sign
Signs
In a bowling alley in Katy TX
Cyclepath
Business name
Signs
Bicycle shop in Athens Ohio
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