Subject: Signs (Page 90)

Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM

Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.

Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!

Alien Accessories

Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.

CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE

We make mouse calls.

Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

Do not use for a baby wipe.

This Rally Was On My Bucket List.

Thefts Are Occurring In The Building

Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed

Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

Drive Carefully – We'll Wait

How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed

That wasn’t chicken.

Lee King

Slow Parking Ahead