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Subject:
Signs
(Page 90)
Host & Dishwasher Needed • Live The DREAM
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
Label
Signs
On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
To Take Notice of Safe – The Slippery Are Very Crafty
Translation
Signs
A caution sign in Japan
Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!
Sign
Signs
Alien Accessories
Business name
Signs
A costume shop
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
Sign
Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE
Sign
Signs
We make mouse calls.
Sign
Signs
At an exterminator’s office
Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]
Sign
Signs
Froggy’s Towing
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Label
Signs
On furniture wipes
This Rally Was On My Bucket List.
Protest sign
Signs
Thefts Are Occurring In The Building
Sign
Signs
Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed
Sign
Signs
At a golf course
Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets
Sign
Signs
Drive Carefully – We'll Wait
Sign
Signs
In front of funeral home
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
Instructions
Signs
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed
Sign
Signs
That wasn’t chicken.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Lee King
Business name
Signs
A plumber in England
Slow Parking Ahead
Sign
Signs
On road in King's Canyon in California
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