Subject: Signs (Page 90)

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That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God

Diesel Fried Chicken

Can UCLA?

Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer

Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.

Permanent Erections

Do we look brown? Should we show you our IDs?

Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire

Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants

Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals

Hour Place

Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

Do not take if allergic to zantac.

A second-hand watch store

Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

Can’t we all just get a bong?

buttyboys

Valued Squirrel

Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers