Subject: Signs (Page 91)

Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

Drapes and Sew Much More

More Fun Less Taxis [sic]

A Hair Off Brady

My Dung

One shoe shined absolutely free.

There is A Good Chance An Accident Brought You Into This World. Don’t Let One Take You Out.

Not to be used as protection from a tornado

The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome

You will hurt your leg.

Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.

Grace – Cock Flavoured soup mix

FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…

STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….

Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm

Average Contents: 2

CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!

Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight

Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below

Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus