Subject: Signs (Page 91)

Goat Guard Dog On Duty

Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice

Be Polite

Ugly Girl Hand Cream

Tease Me, Please Me

Great Buns

Lawn Order

Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

Crapo Appliance Service

Always drive on roads. Not on people.

Spruce Springclean

Warning: May contain traces of nuts

BRITISH HAIRWAYS

Do not eat.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk

Ask About Our Plans For Owning Your Home

Getter & Baker

You Can't Beat Our Meat!

THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead

YahPoo! Plumbing

NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY