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Subject:
Signs
(Page 91)
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
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Signs
Drapes and Sew Much More
Business name
Signs
In Toronto
More Fun Less Taxis [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
A Hair Off Brady
Business name
Signs
A hair salon just off Brady St. in Davenport Iowa
My Dung
Restaurant name
Signs
In Rosemead CA
One shoe shined absolutely free.
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Signs
At a shoe shine stand
There is A Good Chance An Accident Brought You Into This World. Don’t Let One Take You Out.
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Signs
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
Label
Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
You will hurt your leg.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.
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Signs
At a church
Grace – Cock Flavoured soup mix
Signs
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Food packaging
FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…
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Signs
STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….
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Signs
Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm
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Signs
At a church
Average Contents: 2
Label
Signs
On a Puma shoe box
CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!
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Signs
Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
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Signs
In a New Jersey restaurant
Toilet Out Of Order – Please Use Floor Below
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Signs
In a restroom
Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
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Signs
(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus
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Signs
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