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Subject:
Signs
(Page 91)
The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees
Church sign
Signs
Fatal Restaurant
Signs
Signs
In Hungary
You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
Fortune cookie
Signs
A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development
Sign
Signs
On a pickup truck
Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale
Sign
Signs
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
Sign
Signs
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Dedman Hospitals
Business name
Signs
In Texas
Fawcett Inn
Business name
Signs
A pub on Fawcett Road in England
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Label
Signs
On a can of Fix-a-Flat
Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →
Sign
Signs
Outside an amusement park ride
DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE
Sign
Signs
Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush
Sign
Signs
Last line added underneath
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.
Label
Signs
On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets
CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!
Sign
Signs
Above a restroom sink
Prayer – Wireless Access to God With No Roaming Fee
Sign
Signs
At a church
No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby
Sign
Signs
In an apartment house
I. M. Wong
Business name
Signs
Tax accountant n San Francisco
Taxed Enoungh [sic] Already!
Protest sign
Signs
Cash 22
Business name
Signs
Pawnbrokers in England
Pizza Orgasmica and Brewing Company
Business name
Signs
WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road
Sign
Signs
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