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Subject:
Signs
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Many Happy Returns Tax Preparation
Store name
Signs
WARNING – Fasten Bra Straps and Remove Dentures – Very Bumpy Road
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Signs
Fuk-Mi
Business name
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Sushi and seafood buffet
Clean World – It will change your “wipe habit” – Washing your butt is more important than washing your face.
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On a bidet ad in Japan
YahPoo! Plumbing
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Please do not put towels, personal items, or small mammals in the toilet. Thanks.
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To expedite your visit, please back in.
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On a proctologist’s door
Say No to Socilism [sic]
Protest sign
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Warning – Before getting in, make sure the lift is in this floor
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Translations
In a Mexican elevator
24 HR DENTIST • EVERYTHING $1.98
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Signs
NOW WE TAKING JOB APPLICATION
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We Haul American Made Products
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Bill's Septic Cleaning
Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic
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Translations
At a parking garage exit
Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk
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Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…
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At a church
Lee King
Business name
Signs
A plumber in England
The Frost Free Library
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In New Hampshire
MacDonuts
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Donut shop in the Philippines
A Happy Time Lets Spend – There is this hand I freeze near, and to wipe a beautiful person, the tears
Translation
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Translations
On a t-shirt in Japan
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Label
Signs
On a bag of Fritos
Enviro Mental Protection Area
Translation
Signs
Translations
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