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Subject:
Signs
(Page 91)
Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT
Sign
Signs
When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur
Sign
Signs
At a church
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]
Sign
Signs
Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Thank You Fox News for Keeping Us Infromed [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Please only fill Condoms to 1/3 capacity
Sign
Signs
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WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING
Sign
Signs
Turn Your Head and Coif
Store name
Signs
A hair salon
Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
Sign
Signs
At a church
Enviro Mental Protection Area
Translation
Signs
Translations
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Salt and Battery
Business name
Signs
Fish and Chips in Brisbane Australia
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo penguin enclosure
Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight
Sign
Signs
In a New Jersey restaurant
Whore – Amazing Happen NBA
Translation
Signs
Sports
Translations
On a basketball video game in Japan
Hair & Their
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15
Bumper sticker
Signs
Gone Fission
Sign
Signs
On a scientist's door
Chewy Balls
Restaurant name
Signs
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