Subject: Signs (Page 91)

Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT

When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

Open Seven Days a Week. Closed Sundays

Thank You Fox News for Keeping Us Infromed [sic]

Please only fill Condoms to 1/3 capacity

WENDY’S – IN MEMORY OF DAVE – WE WILL MISS YOU – NOW HIRING

Turn Your Head and Coif

Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads

Enviro Mental Protection Area

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Salt and Battery

If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight

Whore – Amazing Happen NBA

Hair & Their

Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15

Gone Fission

Chewy Balls