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Subject:
Signs
(Page 91)
Goat Guard Dog On Duty
Sign
Signs
On a fence
Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice
Sign
Signs
On a men’s room door
Be Polite
Sign
Signs
A large billboard
Underneath type was written “Go F**k Yourself!
Ugly Girl Hand Cream
Sign
Signs
In China
Tease Me, Please Me
Business name
Signs
Hair salon in Houston Texas
Great Buns
Business name
Signs
Bakery in Las Vegas
Lawn Order
Business name
Signs
Lawn and garden store (opened by a retired police officer)
Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
Sign
Signs
At a zoo
Crapo Appliance Service
Business name
Signs
In Redmond WA
Always drive on roads. Not on people.
Label
Signs
Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert
Spruce Springclean
Business name
Signs
Home cleaning service
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Label
Signs
On a Hershey's Almond Bar
BRITISH HAIRWAYS
Sign
Signs
Name of an English hair salon
Do not eat.
Label
Signs
On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk
Bumper sticker
Signs
Ask About Our Plans For Owning Your Home
Sign
Signs
At a loan company office
Getter & Baker
Business name
Signs
Crematorium in Jacksonville Florida
You Can't Beat Our Meat!
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant – now closed
THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead
Sign
Signs
YahPoo! Plumbing
Business name
Signs
NO Senior Citizens Discounts. You have had twice as long to get the MONEY
Sign
Signs
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