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DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping

Signs At a beach

INSTRUCTIONS: Pour a teaspoonful of the shampoo into the palm of each hand…

Signs Label on bottle

Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…

Signs Outside a building

Keep away from children

Signs On Little Ones Baby Lotion bottle

PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.

Signs At a gas station in England

6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!

Signs On a 7/Eleven door

Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.

Signs Translations In Japan

Warning – Please Look Under Your Vehicle for Penguins

Beware Walking Dead

Lighted road sign

Signs Lighted road sign

That Means You, Young Man in the Blue Subaru… and Turn the Music Down

Signs A handwritten sign posted beneath a Stop sign

Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.

Signs In a laundry room

Tired of the same old diet plans that don't work? Try this one!

Signs A billboard

You Can't Beat Our Meat!

Signs At a restaurant – now closed

If You Don’t Believe In Government, Perhaps You Shouldn’t Run For It

We have Engrish Menu

Signs At a Japanese restaurant

Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer

Lunch now being poured.

Do not turn upside down.

Signs Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

Signs At a auto repair shop

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm