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Subject:
Signs
(Page 92)
Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets
Sign
Signs
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts
STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE
Sign
Signs
Road sign at an intersection
We serve people like you as good food!
Translation
Signs
Translations
May contain foam.
Label
Signs
On Stridex Foaming Face Wash
BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE
Sign
Signs
A tub and a rub will change your day.
Fortune cookie
Signs
We dispense with accuracy.
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.
Sign
Signs
Barking
British town name
Signs
Do not turn upside down.
Instuctions
Signs
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
Wash Upon A Star
Store name
Signs
Vagina Tandoori
Restaurant name
Signs
An Indian restaurant
If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter
Sign on Building
Signs
Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep
Sign
Signs
How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
Sign
Signs
At a dry cleaner shop
Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners
Sign
Signs
Translations
Posted on a sidewalk tree
DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE
Sign
Signs
MacDonuts
Store name
Signs
Donut shop in the Philippines
All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for.
Sign
Signs
A sign in a convenience store in Hillsboro NH
This Rally Was On My Bucket List.
Protest sign
Signs
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