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Subject:
Signs
(Page 92)
Rugsuckers
Business name
Signs
Carpet cleaning service in Minneapolis
The Hairtaker
Business name
Signs
A barbershop in Los Angeles
Do not use as ear plugs.
Label
Signs
On Silly Putty®
NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
Sign
Signs
At an Applebee's restaurant
God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
Sign
Signs
A billboard in Africa
Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
Sign
Signs
Divorce Court
Street Sign
Signs
Off Easy Lane in Heather Highlands PA
Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
Sign
Signs
Outside a building
Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
Label
Signs
Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter
Farfrompoopen Road
Street Sign
Signs
A road in Tennessee leading up to Constipation Ridge
Push Push Push.
Sign
Signs
On the door of the maternity ward
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot
Sign
Signs
In a health food store
El-Dee's Pet Shop/El-Dee's Bait Shop
Business name
Signs
In Boston Massachusetts
People Who Use Hyperbole Should Be Shot!
Protest sign
Signs
Sign Not In Use
Sign
Signs
Road sign
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Label
Signs
On a camera package
SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range
Sign
Signs
Great Cod Almighty
Business name
Signs
A fish and chip shop
QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$
Sign
Signs
Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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