Subject: Signs (Page 92)

Rugsuckers

The Hairtaker

Do not use as ear plugs.

NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!

God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!

Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant

Divorce Court

Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…

Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.

Farfrompoopen Road

Push Push Push.

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot

El-Dee's Pet Shop/El-Dee's Bait Shop

People Who Use Hyperbole Should Be Shot!

Sign Not In Use

This camera will only work when film is inside.

SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range

Great Cod Almighty

QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]