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Subject:
Signs
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Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given
Sign
Signs
The Hop Yard
Business name
Signs
An alehouse & grill
Mane Attraction
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell
Sign
Signs
At a church
Make Falafel Not War
Protest sign
Food/Drink
Signs
What Do We Want? Respectful Discourse.
When Do We Want It?!
Now Would Be Agreeable to Me, but I am Interested in Your Opinion.
Protest sign
Communication
Signs
Know Knew Books
Store name
Signs
Used book store
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
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Signs
Label on gloves
No On Premises Consumation of Alochol
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in Currituck County North Carolina
We Aim To Please, So, Please, You Aim Too
Sign
Signs
In the bathroom of a mom and pop store
Stop! Look! Lessen!
Sign
Signs
At a weight-reduction business
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Assman’s Barber Hairstyling Salon
Store name
Signs
M.T. Bellies
Business name
Signs
Restaurants in Vermont and elsewhere
The parsley explodes muscle
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a menu in China
Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.
Bumper sticker
Money
Signs
Change
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions
Signs
In a car manual
Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?
Protest sign
Science/Weather
Signs
Crapo Appliance Service
Business name
Signs
In Redmond WA
TUAT Swimming Team
Sign
Signs
On a uniform in Japan
Great Cod Almighty
Business name
Signs
A fish and chip shop
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