Subject: Signs (Page 92)

Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

Open packet. Eat contents.

STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE

We serve people like you as good food!

May contain foam.

BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE

A tub and a rub will change your day.

We dispense with accuracy.

QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

Barking

Do not turn upside down.

Wash Upon A Star

Vagina Tandoori

If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter

Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep

How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?

Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners

DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE

MacDonuts

This Rally Was On My Bucket List.