Subject: Signs (Page 92)

Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given

The Hop Yard

Mane Attraction

I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

Make Falafel Not War

What Do We Want? Respectful Discourse.
When Do We Want It?!
Now Would Be Agreeable to Me, but I am Interested in Your Opinion.

Know Knew Books

For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.

No On Premises Consumation of Alochol

We Aim To Please, So, Please, You Aim Too

Stop! Look! Lessen!

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings

Assman’s Barber Hairstyling Salon

M.T. Bellies

The parsley explodes muscle

Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?

Crapo Appliance Service

TUAT Swimming Team

Great Cod Almighty