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Subject:
Signs
(Page 92)
Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.
Sign
Signs
At a University Center
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
Label
Signs
On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
Make Falafel Not War
Protest sign
Food/Drink
Signs
Have Your Next Affair Here
Sign
Signs
On an Atlantic City hotel
Plastering contractor
Business name
Signs
Band name
Do not use orally.
Label
Signs
On a toilet bowl cleaning brush
Toughen Glass Cutting Board – Easily Clean, Hygienic – Warning: Not suitable for chopping food on
A Book title
,
Label
Signs
I’m Not Threatened By Your Post-Secondary Education
Protest sign
Signs
SUGAR HILL CENTER – DONUTS • GUNS • DAY SCHOOL
Sign
Signs
Strip mall sign
No small children
Label
Signs
On a laundromat triple washer
Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives
Sign
Signs
On a billboard
Barking
British town name
Signs
Payne & Fears LLC
Business name
Signs
Lawyers
Sleep with someone you know.
Sign
Signs
Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
Sign
Signs
At a church
Wash Upon A Star
Store name
Signs
MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
Sign
Signs
The Vigilante Law Firm
Business name
Signs
In PA & NJ
Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.
Label
Signs
On a product called ‘Rubber Band Shooter’
Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.
Sign
Signs
In counselor's office
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