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Subject:
Signs
(Page 93)
Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday
Sign
Signs
In a Los Angeles dance hall
Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
Sign
Signs
Outside a building
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
Sign
Crime
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese hotel
Homescholers for Perry
Sign
Signs
Drive Thru Lawyer
Business name
Signs
Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…
Label
Signs
Ingredients in a smoothy
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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Signs
LARGE WEDGIE $5.99
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Signs
At Fox’s Pizza Den
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong
Sign
Signs
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Label
Signs
Batman Costume warning label
Stiff Nipples
Business name
Signs
Air conditioning service
Caution: Tree in Centre of Road
Road sign
Signs
HIGH PRICES!!
Sign
Signs
A sign at a gas station called 'El Cheapo'
Pooh Siftin Sandbox
Label
Signs
On a plastic Winnie-the-Pooh sandbox
Long Yellow Things .78 lb.
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Signs
On a display of bananas
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms
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Signs
Nuts To You
Sign
Signs
Business name
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
Label
Signs
Wok This Way
Business name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in England
Pu Pu Hot Pot
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in Cambridge MA
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