Subject: Signs (Page 93)

The Fryin’ Dutchman

Damn! I love Indonesia

Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service

Remember Descent the Highest Form of Patriotic [sic]

Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

FuKing Restaurant

Classic Pooh Spreaders – Spread the charm of Pooh just about anywhere with these beautifully crafted stainless steel spreading knives…

No stopping or standing.

We Haul American Made Products

Babies and Children
Buy 2 Get 3

Meating Place

Dye Now!

Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

Petal Pushers Florists

Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

Getwell & Dunn [St. Church]

A Lot of Things Are Actually Going Pretty Well.

Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.

Guardian • To Better Serve You, We’ve Re-located – At The End Of APRIL – Sutherland Pharmacy

Two Wongs