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Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.

Signs On a microscope

It’s a Crewel World

Signs Online British fabric store

Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30

Signs At a coffee shop in Spokane WA

Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car

Signs In a safari park

Not To Be Used as Protection from a Tornado

Signs On a blanket from Taiwan

Terminal Drugs

Signs Atop a San Francisco drug store located near a bus terminal

Please Go Away!

Signs In window of a travel agency

Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!

Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.

Signs In a bowling alley in Katy TX

Who’s Your Daddy?

Signs Outside a church

DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw

Signs Label on a chainsaw

Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.

Signs On a bag of cat biscuits

Hair Raid Shelter

Signs Various hairdressers

Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT

No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves

Signs On a pair of lambskin gloves

FuKing Restaurant

Signs Numerous Oriental restaurants

Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.

Signs At a Milwaukee tire shop

Our bagels are like vaginas: What’s not to love? – River City Bagel and Bakery…

The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.

Signs Translations

Do not use while sleeping.

Signs On a Myer hairdryer

– – – > Restrooms – – – > Please Wait For Hostess to Seat You

Signs Two signs found atop one another in a restaurant