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Subject:
Signs
(Page 93)
Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.
Sign
Signs
On a plumber’s truck
No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time
Sign
Signs
Adjacent to a Stop for Pedestrians sign
Closer, Easier
Translation
Signs
Above a urinal in China
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
Sign
Signs
At a auto repair shop
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Label
Signs
On furniture wipes
Linoleum Dicks
Business name
Signs
Floorcoverings in Campbell CA
God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Label
Signs
American Airlines Peanuts
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Sign
Signs
In a non–smoking area
DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water
Sign
Signs
Above a urinal
Use Your Inside Voice
Protest sign
Signs
Buy and Large
Store name
Signs
Plumbing Supplies
Sliced Children with broccoli…
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a menu in China
Blackened Bluefish
Sign
Signs
On the menu of a restaurant
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
Label
Signs
INSIDE a carton
Half Fast Subs
Business name
Signs
Sandwich shop in Boulder Colorado
STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
Sign
Signs
Fulton County Disaster Coordinator
Sign
Signs
On a government issue car
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
Label
Signs
On toy alphabet blocks
Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday
Sign
Signs
In a Los Angeles dance hall
STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams
Sign
Signs
At a car wash
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