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Subject:
Signs
(Page 94)
Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
Sign
Signs
At a church
Outer Space for Rent
Signs
Signs
In Singapore
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
Instructions
Signs
A birthday card for a 1 year old
Free Juice Packet – $0.35
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in Orlando FL
Hand-polished…by machine
Label
Signs
On a box of toothpicks
Hog Town Cafe
Store name
Signs
Cozumel Mexico
“I Move The Earth” Dirt Cheap Inc
Business name
Signs
Brooklyn New York construction & earth moving
Please only fill Condoms to 1/3 capacity
Sign
Signs
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Do not use while sleeping.
Label
Signs
On a Sears hairdryer
B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished
Sign
Signs
Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd
Business name
Signs
The VERY DARK CAVES – “It’s Almost Like Being Blind!”
Sign
Signs
At entrance to caves
Step Back Inn
Sign
Signs
A hotel in New Mexico
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
Sign
Signs
At a home
A Den of Antiquity
Store name
Signs
Antiques store Asheville North Carolina
Don’t Waste Wastes
Translation
Signs
Translations
Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair
Bumper sticker
Signs
Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks
Sign
Signs
In a restroom
Rehab is for quitters.
Bumper sticker
Signs
When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
Label
Signs
On a microscope
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