Subject: Signs (Page 94)

Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place

Outer Space for Rent

Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.

Free Juice Packet – $0.35

Hand-polished…by machine

Hog Town Cafe

“I Move The Earth” Dirt Cheap Inc

Please only fill Condoms to 1/3 capacity

Do not use while sleeping.

B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished

Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd

The VERY DARK CAVES – “It’s Almost Like Being Blind!”

Step Back Inn

THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed

A Den of Antiquity

Don’t Waste Wastes

Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks

Rehab is for quitters.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.