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Subject:
Signs
(Page 94)
Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!
Sign
Signs
At a store in Florida
SHOPLIFTERS – Will Be Dealt With in a Medieval Fashion
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Signs
Weddiang
Translation
Signs
Translations
Large wedding banner in China
Attention – Pidgeons Not Allowed Even If Accompanied By Their Owner.
Sign
Signs
?
Hell’s Kitchen Catering
Store name
Signs
Caterer in New York City
Watch Blow Out
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Signs
Outside a jewelry store
PEE COLA
Signs
Signs
Bottled in Ghana by Pee Cola Limited
Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements
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Signs
DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE
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Signs
On a gate
Getter & Baker
Business name
Signs
Crematorium in Jacksonville Florida
Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain
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Signs
Above a drinking fountain
Less Rhetoric – More Cowbell!
Protest sign
Signs
Superior Erection Company
Company name
Signs
Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt
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Signs
At a hotel
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
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Signs
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We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile
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Signs
On menu of a Chinese restaurant
Do not put in mouth.
Label
Signs
Box of bottle rockets
We serve people like you as good food!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Use the Fuzzy End!
Label
Signs
On complimentary toothbrushes given by dentists
Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
Label
Signs
On a cup of take-out coffee
Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs on a school gate
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