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Subject:
Signs
(Page 94)
There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only
Sign
Signs
At a parking garage
Lawn Order
Business name
Signs
Lawn and garden store (opened by a retired police officer)
Not Dishwasher Safe
Label
Signs
On a RCA television remote control
No Pubic [sic] Option
No single Payer
No Socialism
Protest sign
Signs
Please Use Middle Door
Sign
Signs
Posted on the left of two doors
Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law
Business name
Signs
Phillipsburg NJ
Wok This Way
Business name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in England
Drive Carefully – We'll Wait
Sign
Signs
In front of funeral home
Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night
Sign
Signs
On a front yard in York Maine
Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.
Sign
Signs
In a laundry room
NO AMENSTY [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Buy the Book
Store name
Signs
Buy the Book
Please include the proper portion of your bill.
Instructions
Signs
On the envelope for an auto insurance bill
Beauty and the Bistro
Business name
Signs
Various U.S. bistros
When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!
Translation
Signs
Translations
In China
Step Back Inn
Sign
Signs
A hotel in New Mexico
Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!
Protest sign
Signs
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Label
Signs
On a VCR box
This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk
Sign
Signs
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