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Subject:
Signs
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Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves
Sign
Signs
In a Pennsylvania cemetery
Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Because there is the situation when a step is bad, please be careful.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in Japan
Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Mexico
Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage
Label
Signs
On a Taiwanese shampoo
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Label
Signs
On earplugs
Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies
Fortune cookie
Signs
Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Knobs and Knockers
Business name
Signs
Old house furnishings in Dublin Ireland
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of bathtub cleaner
Do not consume
Label
Signs
On Home Depot treated lumber
Time Wounds All Heels
Sign
Signs
In a podiatrist's window
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
Label
Signs
On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
Big Hag
Label
Signs
Translations
Brand of Japanese pajama
Please do not eat.
Sign
Signs
Label on Odor Eaters
Christine O’Donnell Turned Me Into a Newt
Protest sign
Signs
Christine O’Donnell
Witchcraft
A second-hand watch store
Store name
Signs
A boutique
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
On a packet of peanuts.
Warning: Not for human consumption
Label
Signs
On tropical fish food
Big Bang theory, you've got to be kidding. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
St. Varentines’ Day
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign at a shop in Japan
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