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Subject:
Signs
(Page 94)
Stop! Look! Lessen!
Sign
Signs
At a weight-reduction business
Do Not Stand Up Through the Sun Roof While Driving or While Closing It
Label
Signs
In a Toyota owners manual
We are open on Labor Day.
Sign
Signs
In a maternity clothes store
Cluck You Chicken
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Sunnyvale California
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
Sign
Signs
?
The Booby Trap
Business name
Signs
Custom-made brassiere shop in Los Angeles
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.
Label
Signs
In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
Label
Signs
On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
UFO UNIVERSITY
Sign
Signs
On a building
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Label
Signs
From a hand-held massaging device
Obama Half-Breed Muslin [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
NO PARKING Violators Will Be Ticketed
Sign
Signs
In Madison Wisconsin
If you are stolen, call the police at once.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A mass transportation sign in China
How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
For lifting purposes only.
Label
Signs
Box for a car jack
Our Infamous Steaks
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant in Raleigh NC
Hair Asylum
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Wash & Carry
Store name
Signs
A laundromat
When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable
Sign
Signs
On a Tennessee highway
TODAY’S SPECIAL: Barely Soup
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
Label
Signs
On a package of drain opener
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