Subject: Signs (Page 94)

Stop! Look! Lessen!

Do Not Stand Up Through the Sun Roof While Driving or While Closing It

We are open on Labor Day.

Cluck You Chicken

Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere

The Booby Trap

Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.

Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

UFO UNIVERSITY

Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

Obama Half-Breed Muslin [sic]

NO PARKING Violators Will Be Ticketed

How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?

For lifting purposes only.

Our Infamous Steaks

Hair Asylum

Wash & Carry

When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable

TODAY’S SPECIAL: Barely Soup

If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product