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Young at Heart – Slightly Older in Other Places

Protect from seawater.

Signs On a buoy

After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

Do Not Put Soap in Lock

We’ll Floor U

Signs Tile installation in Florida

Where a Flush Beats a Full House

Signs On a septic tank truck

Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only

Dew It Yourself

Signs For lawn sprinkler system

Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong

Do not iron clothes on body.

Signs On packaging for a clothes iron

DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.

Signs On an electrical tower

CAUTION – Protruding Sign

Signs Broken sign protruding from a building

I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

HUNG LONG • Video Rental…

We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart

Signs Outside a bar

Squeeze 10 Times Before Use

Signs On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment

Rush Rush Delay

Signs Attorneys in Fort Smith AR

The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

Signs On a copy machine

YahPoo! Plumbing

Clean World – It will change your “wipe habit” – Washing your butt is more important than washing your face.

Signs On a bidet ad in Japan