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Subject:
Signs
(Page 95)
W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.
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Signs
At Saldanha Bay South Africa
C'mon over and bring the kids. – God
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Signs
Outside a church
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
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Signs
By a half-eaten tulip display
The Booby Trap
Business name
Signs
Custom-made brassiere shop in Los Angeles
Doggie Styles
Business Name
Signs
A hot dog stand in Silvis Illinois
Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%
Label
Signs
On a parka
Lee King
Business name
Signs
A plumber in England
Welcome – Inuman Elementary School
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Signs
Name of a school in the Philippines
Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here
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Signs
In the window of an Oregon store
Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
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Signs
In a bus
Garbage Only – No Trash
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Signs
Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
Label
Signs
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”
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Signs
At a University Student center’s Bathrooms
My way is the highway. – God
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Signs
Outside a church
WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant
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Signs
On a fence
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
Label
Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
#1 Threat to America: Gay Mexican Muslim Bears
Protest sign
Signs
For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.
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Signs
At a San Diego California department store
FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast
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Signs
At a motel
Beware of Road Surprises
Road sign in India
Signs
Budget Burials
Store name
Signs
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