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Subject:
Signs
(Page 95)
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Label
Signs
On a children's Superman costume
Product will be hot after heating.
Label
Signs
Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Ugly Girl Hand Cream
Sign
Signs
In China
Curl Harbor
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing
Protest sign
Signs
Deadman Funeral Home
Business name
Signs
A funeral Home in Manchester Tennessee
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Emergencies
If you are stolen, call the police at once.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A mass transportation sign in China
Safe to use around pets.
Label
Signs
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel
Sign
Signs
At a number of military bases
Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer
Sign
Signs
Crap – .79/lb.
Sign
Signs
In an Asian seafood store in Madison Wisconsin
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Label
Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
Sign
Signs
Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins
Sign
Signs
At a park in South Africa
Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends
Sign
Signs
On a tanker truck
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Stiff Nipples
Business name
Signs
Air conditioning service
You! Off my planet!
Bumper sticker
Signs
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