Subject: Signs (Page 95)

In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.

Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).

PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS

Tip-ing is not a city in China.

With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.

LANE CLOSED TO EASE CONGESTION

No Parking Anytime

Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.

Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing

Walkin's Welcome

International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use

Passmore Gas & Propane

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

Idaho Pot / 10 Lb. Bag / $1.49

Life Is Hard; Then You Nap

Trelawny Gun Club – No Shooting

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.

General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer