Subject: Signs (Page 95)

W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display

The Booby Trap

Doggie Styles

Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%

Lee King

Welcome – Inuman Elementary School

Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here

Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing

Garbage Only – No Trash

Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing

“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”

My way is the highway. – God

WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant

Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

#1 Threat to America: Gay Mexican Muslim Bears

For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.

FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast

Budget Burials