Subject: Signs (Page 95)

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Product will be hot after heating.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Ugly Girl Hand Cream

Curl Harbor

I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing

Deadman Funeral Home

In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.

Safe to use around pets.

Restricted To Unauthorized Personnel

Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer

Crap – .79/lb.

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion

Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins

Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends

GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area

Stiff Nipples

You! Off my planet!