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Subject:
Signs
(Page 95)
Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo
Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Attention Dog Guardians – Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.Attention Dogs – Grrrrr, Bark, woof. Good dog.
Sign
Signs
District of North Vancouver
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
Sign
Signs
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Fried Liver Wash
Sign
Signs
Road sign
CAUTION – Tomatoes →
Sign
Signs
On a telephone pole
Lots for little.
Sign
Signs
In a realtor's office
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!
Sign
Signs
At a photography shop
When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur
Sign
Signs
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Rising Loafer
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Signs
Bakery shops
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a zoo in Thailand
Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
Sign
Signs
In a veterinarian's waiting room
CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own
Sign
Signs
No smoothen the lion
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
Real Men Don’t Need Instructions
Sign
Signs
You might be hungry later, buy some “takeout!”
Fortune cookie
Signs
I LIke Tea, and You’re Kind of Ruining It
Protest sign
Signs
Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69
Sign
Signs
Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!
Sign
Signs
At a blood bank
STIFF
Sign
Signs
On a Tombstone
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