Subject: Signs (Page 95)

Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

Attention Dog Guardians – Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.
Attention Dogs – Grrrrr, Bark, woof. Good dog.

Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere

Fried Liver Wash

CAUTION – Tomatoes →

Lots for little.

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

PHOTOLOUNGE – Shoot Your Kids For Free!

When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur

Rising Loafer

Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own

No smoothen the lion

Real Men Don’t Need Instructions

You might be hungry later, buy some “takeout!”

I LIke Tea, and You’re Kind of Ruining It

Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69

Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!

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