Subject: Song Titles (Page 22)

I’ve Heard That Tear Stained Monologue You Do There By The Door Before You Go

Morris The Moose

The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun

You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses)

Don’t Come Home A-Drinkin’ With Lovin’ On Your Mind

Santa’s Lament

I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger

My Son, the Vampire

Stranded in the Jungle

Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills

I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up with a Few

Gridlock Christmas

I Owe A Lot To Iowa Pot

Yodelin’ Satan

Somebody Shoot Out the Jukebox

An Orange Is Nothing But a Juicy Pumpkin

I’m Quittin’ Wild Turkey Cold Turkey

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Baby I’m Dead

Jim, I Wore A Tie Today

She Dropped me in Denver So I Had a Whole Mile to Fall