Subject: Song Titles (Page 31)

I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer

If I Can’t Sell It I’ll Keep Sittin’ On It (Before I Give It Away)

The Phantom Windbreaker

The Spongy Dance

I’m My Own Grandpaw

They Ain’t Makin’ Jews Like Jesus Anymore

Meow, Meow, Meow

Bubba Shot the Jukebox

I’d Rather Pass A Kidney Stone Than Another Night With You

Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart

Last Will And Temperament

Baby, Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye

He’s Got A Way With Women And He Just Got Away With Mine

The Martian Boogie

Why Do We Write Songs We Don’t Understand?

Nasty Onion Juice Boy

Touch Me With More Than Your Hands

If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

Little Blue Riding Hood

Pick Me Up Or Let Me Down

The Place Where The Nuts Hunt The Squirrels