Subject: Song Titles (Page 37)

I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

Ever Since I Said “I Do,” There’s a Lot of Things You Don’t

You Shot the TV But You Were Aiming at Me

I’m Still Missing You… But My Aim Is Improving

I Got The Hungries For Your Love, And I’m Waitin In Your Welfare Line

Transfusion

Sioux City Sue

Where Do My Socks Go?

Train Wreck Of Emotion

I Sent Her Artificial Flowers For Her Artificial Love

Ballad of Ben Gay

Warm Beer And Cold Kisses

It’s Great To Be A Mortician

I Sold a Car To a Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don’t Run So We’re Even

I’m In Love With My Little Red Tricycle

If 10% Is Good Enough for Jesus (It Oughta Be Enough for Uncle Sam)

Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms

You’ve Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?

Patrick The Spoiler

Are You Drinkin’ with Me, Jesus?

Smut