Subject: Song Titles (Page 39)

K-Mart Blue Light Special

Liposuction

I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus

It’s Great To Be A Mortician

Why Do We Write Songs We Don’t Understand?

I Need Your Help Barry Manilow

I Was Born About Ten Million Songs Ago

If The Devil Danced In Empty Pockets, He’d Have A Ball In Mine

The Dallas Cowboys, Jesus and Me

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

Troglodyte (Cave Man)

And There was Grandma, Swingin’ on the Outhouse Door, Without a Shirt On

Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life)

Iranian Uranium

I’m Happy They Took You Away, Ha-Haaa!

I Was Just Flipped Off By A Silver Haired Old Lady With A ‘Honk If You Love Jesus’ Sticker On The Bumper Of Her Car

Touch Me With More Than Your Hands

I’ll Be Mellow When I’m Dead

(1959 – ) American singer-songwriter & parodist

Girls Don’t Fart

Cow Cow Blues

Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette)