Subject: Song Titles (Page 9)

Abstain With Me

It Only Takes One Bar (To Make A Prison)

Her Body Couldn’t Keep You Off My Mind

I Went To Bed At 2 With A 10 (And Woke Up This Morning At 10 With A 2)

I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up with a Few

Winning The War On Drugs

Get Off The Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars Is For The Beer)

Russian Bandstand

You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

My Wife Left Town with a Banana

Boobs a Lot

Where Do My Socks Go?

Don't Go into the Lion’s Cage Tonight

My Baby Packed Up My Mind and Left Me

Shaving Cream

The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun

She’s Got Freckles On Her, But She’s Pretty

Truck Drivin’ Cat With Nine Wives

If 10% Is Good Enough for Jesus (It Oughta Be Enough for Uncle Sam)

I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You

The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)