Subject: Sports » Auto racing

To win in the slowest possible time.

Australian race car driver
Auto racing Sports

And now Jacques Laffitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Laffitte.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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You have to wonder what kind of chemical reactions were taking place inside Walker’s head when he said these things.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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It’s lap 26 of 58, which unless I’m very much mistaken is half way.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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A mediocre season for Nelson Piquet as he is now known and always has been.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Motor racing's less of a sport these days than a commercial break doing 150 mph.

sportswriter
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Jacques Lafitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to Lafitte.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Grand Prix driving is like balancing an egg on a spoon while shooting the rapids.

British racing driver
Auto racing Sports

When I drove for British teams… they called me the ‘Tadpole' because I was too small to be a frog.

French auto racer
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And there’s the man in the green flag!

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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You win some, you lose some, you wreck some.

American auto racer
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All I had to do is keep turning left!

auto racer
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And Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position… he’s in last place.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Senna’s car is absolutely unique, apart from the one following, which is identical.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator
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There's enough Ferraris here to eat a plate of spaghetti.

Scottish auto racer
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You have to treat death like any other part of life.

American auto racer
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The faster he goes, the quicker he’ll get to the pits; the slower he goes, the longer it will take.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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If a man can f**k and drive race cars… man… I mean, what else-is there?

American auto racer
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And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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It is necessary to relax your muscles when you can; relaxing your brain is fatal.

(1929 – ) English race car driver
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