Subject: Sports » Auto racing (Page 2)

Nigel Mansell is the only man who goes to Nick Faldo for charisma lessons.

English actor & television personality

It will be like lying in a bath with your feet on the taps, but not as comfortable.

Scottish auto racer

And Michael Schumacher is actually in a very good position… he’s in last place.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

It sure didn't make me the million dollars people said it would, but it sure made my ex-wife happy.

American auto racer

Speed has never killed anyone – suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.

English broadcaster, journalist & writer

My foot said go before my brain did.

top fuel drag racer

With ten [laps]to go, I didn't have a code of ethics.

American auto racer

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

At 180 mph, when your front wheel wants to play pogo stick, you don't do nothing. You don't sneeze, you don't hiccup, you don't even breathe. All you do is point it and hang on.

American motorcycle racer

Need to tie some kerosene rags around his ankles so the ants don’t eat his candy ass.

American auto racer

I didn't want my Mom to know I was drag racing for 20 years so I told her I was in prison.

American drag racing crew chief & pioneer

I've never seen driving as a sexual thing – I just could never consider it in that light. I think women are interested in the drivers because of the dangers, but some of us are as dull as Old Nick.

Scottish auto racer

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

And the first five places are filled by five different cars.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

You get more than one of them things and you call them Loti.

American auto racer

He ran out of talent about halfway through the corner.

American auto racer

I feel safer on a racetrack than I do on Houston's freeways.

American auto racer

Passin’ Earnhardt is like trying to take a bone out of a Pit Bull’s mouth.

American auto racer

Every car has a lot of speed in it. The trick is getting the speed out of it.

American auto racer

When I raced a car last it was at a time when sex was safe and racing was dangerous. Now, it’s the other way round.

German auto racer