Quotes and One Liners

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

You win some, you lose some, you wreck some.

Dale Earnhardt

American auto racer

Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls.

Stirling Moss

(1929 – ) English race car driver

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

Damon Hill

British auto racer

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Racing is 99 per cent boredom and one per cent terror.

Geoff Brabham

Australian auto racer

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Auto racing Sports On the Lotus race car

You get more than one of them things and you call them Loti.

Pamelli Jones

American auto racer

Nigel Mansell is someone with about as much charisma as a damp spark-plug.

Alan Hubbard

British sportswriter

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Driving a race car is like dancing with a chainsaw.

Cale Yarborough

American auto racer

I didn't want my Mom to know I was drag racing for 20 years so I told her I was in prison.

T.C. Lemons

American drag racing crew chief & pioneer

Nigel Mansell is the last person in the race apart from the five in front of him.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

…. Into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines.

Enzo Ferrari

Italian motor racing driver & entrepreneur

Auto racing Money Sports Wealth On Rick Hendrick and Felix Sabates

Never think of your car as a cold machine, but as a hot-blooded horse.

Juan Manuel Fangio

Argentinian auto racer

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Well I don't know which one has more money but I'll tell you what… either one could burn a wet mule with hundred dollar bills.

Buddy Baker

American auto racer

Frentzen is taking… er… reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Tambay’s hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.

Auto racing Sports When asked to explain his racing strategy

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Auto racing Insults Misspokements Sports

To win in the slowest possible time.

Jack Brabham

Australian race car driver

I imagine the conditions in those cars today are totally unimaginable.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator