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You have to wonder what kind of chemical reactions were taking place inside Walker’s head when he said these things.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Wally Dallenbach's like a kite without a tail out there.

American auto racer
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It's hard to describe what it's like to see a stock car flying through the air knowing it's going to land on top of you.

American auto racer
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I've never seen driving as a sexual thing – I just could never consider it in that light. I think women are interested in the drivers because of the dangers, but some of us are as dull as Old Nick.

Scottish auto racer
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I had to go off the circuit twice to avoid him. I don't know what Rene Arnoux is doing in Formula One racing. He should be on the beach.

Belgian auto racer
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Brundle is driving an absolutely pluperfect race.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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We worked 80 hour weeks for 30 years to keep from having to get a real job.

American drag racing crew chief & pioneer
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We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now.

motor racing commentator
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Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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And as Mansell comes into the pits, he’s quite literally sweating his eyeballs out.

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It will be like lying in a bath with your feet on the taps, but not as comfortable.

Scottish auto racer
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And he’s done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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I feel safer on a racetrack than I do on Houston's freeways.

American auto racer
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If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower.

American auto racer
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Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose with a load of whiskey, and you go to jail.

American auto racer
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Finishing second means you are the first driver to lose.

(1950 – 1982) Canadian racing driver
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I didn't want my Mom to know I was drag racing for 20 years so I told her I was in prison.

American drag racing crew chief & pioneer
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Nigel Mansell is someone with about as much charisma as a damp spark-plug.

British sportswriter
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Driving a race car is like dancing with a chainsaw.

American auto racer
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Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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