Subject: Sports » Auto racing (Page 5)

I didn't want my Mom to know I was drag racing for 20 years so I told her I was in prison.

American drag racing crew chief & pioneer
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Cale Yarborough would have to call a service station to get a tire changed, but he's as good as anyone who ever drove a race car.

American auto racer
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I had to go off the circuit twice to avoid him. I don't know what Rene Arnoux is doing in Formula One racing. He should be on the beach.

Belgian auto racer
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Frentzen is taking… er… reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Nigel Mansell is the only man who goes to Nick Faldo for charisma lessons.

English actor & television personality
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We worked 80 hour weeks for 30 years to keep from having to get a real job.

American drag racing crew chief & pioneer
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Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Tambay’s hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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And as Mansell comes into the pits, he’s quite literally sweating his eyeballs out.

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It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.

(1940 – ) Italian-American auto racer
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And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn’t surprising as this is an all Escort race.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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It’s like flying jet fighters in a gymnasium.

American auto racer
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If a man can f**k and drive race cars… man… I mean, what else-is there?

American auto racer
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And there’s the man in the green flag!

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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There’s no secret. You just press the accelerator to the floor and steer left.

American auto racer
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It is necessary to relax your muscles when you can; relaxing your brain is fatal.

(1929 – ) English race car driver
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You might not think that’s cricket, and it’s not; it’s motor racing.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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Some of the ravines are so deep that if you topple over, your clothes will be out of date by the time you hit the bottom.

British auto racer
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It’s basically the same, just darker.

stock car racer
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There is nothing wrong with the car except that it is on fire.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator
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When I drove for British teams… they called me the ‘Tadpole' because I was too small to be a frog.

French auto racer
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